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Assault with pizza
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The best article I have read this week.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/...g-drive-by-1.3496493

Newfoundland police took a bite out of crime Sunday, with the arrest of a teen accused of hurling pizza at a bystander.
The 18-year-old man has been charged with assault in what might best be described as an alleged pizza-tossing drive-by in St. John’s, N.L.
The offending slice was thrown from a vehicle at a home owner on Thorburn Road in St. John’s, police confirmed to CTVNews.ca.
Police say the pizza projectile failed to hit its target.
The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary made the arrest after reviewing home security footage provided by the victim.
The video has not been released.
Police did not specify whether the slice was triangular- or square-shaped. It’s also unclear what toppings were on it at the time of the alleged assault.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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he could be moving up from having a paper route
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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 Wow, assault! If he threw the whole pizza box and it hit the person in the face or hurt them I could understand but tossing a slice and missing.... I'm glad I'm not growing up as a teenager these days. I would probably end up in the pokey. : )
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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#FakeNews
I can't stand it when the media has such a racial bias.
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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wasn't this a trailer park boys episode?

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we're doomed
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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It probably had pineapple on it, that in itself is assault, hurling at someone is definitely aggravated assault!


Waited 20 minutes at the Panago only to find some prick put pineapple on it, blinded by anger the young adult made a life changing mistake.
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Re: Assault with pizza [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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so cheesy

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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Re: Assault with pizza [Dr. Tigerchik] [ In reply to ]
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Honestly, if the thing was loaded with fresh out of the oven pizza (hot tomato sauce & hot cheese) - it's definitely assault. (not kidding - serious burns) if it was cold pizza, the charges are just weak dipping sauce.
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Re: Assault with pizza [racin_rusty] [ In reply to ]
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Keep in mind that the pizza did not hit its target.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Yeah, so that makes the cop an over zealous dick.
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Police say the pizza projectile failed to hit its target.

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This pisses me off so much. He failed to connect and still gets arrested? They don't give away Noble Prizes for attempted chemistry.







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Re: Assault with pizza [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
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I am 99.9% certain that the crown will not persue these charges.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
I am 99.9% certain that the crown will not persue these charges.

I'll take that bet.

He tried to hit someone with a pizza and missed. Do we reward him for his failed accuracy by ignoring the event?

Let's say he tried to rob the person instead, but the guy had no money or valuables on him. Do we reward him for picking a poor victim?

Nope.

The Crown will let it slide with a Peace Bond if the person hasn't been in trouble before, but they won't just drop it.
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Re: Assault with pizza [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
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Tri-Banter wrote:
Police say the pizza projectile failed to hit its target.

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This pisses me off so much. He failed to connect and still gets arrested? They don't give away Noble Prizes for attempted chemistry.

Barack Obama got one for attempted peace making.
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Re: Assault with pizza [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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A mans bet. $1.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
A mans bet. $1.

I'm surprised you didn't want to bet 25 cents, since the quarter has a moose on it and everything.....
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Re: Assault with pizza [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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That's a caribou, tool.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Last edited by: BLeP: Jul 10, 17 19:37
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Re: Assault with pizza [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Sorry, I defer to your knowledge of moose. And caribou. But I'm right on the assault thing.
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Re: Assault with pizza [Durhamskier] [ In reply to ]
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Durhamskier wrote:
Sorry, I defer to your knowledge of moose. And caribou. But I'm right on the assault thing.

The mating rituals are vastly different. You don't want to make the same mistake that I did. Still hurts.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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