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I got my junk caught in the lawn mower yesterday.
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BCtriguy1
Jul 3, 17 8:34
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I wish I could say I was joking. Not the part of the lawn mower you're thinking about, definitely the 'junk' you think I'm referring to.

The bruising is frightening.

Have a great holiday, everyone!
Long Chile was a silly place.
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Leddy
Jul 3, 17 8:40
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Manscaping does not mean what you think it does
"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "
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DJRed
Jul 3, 17 8:45
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By "lawn mower" I assume you mean the dude who cuts your grass? Just use more lube next time.
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Endo
Jul 3, 17 8:48
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Lol. Great responses.

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davec
Jul 3, 17 8:49
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Was the lawn mower hot?
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oldandslow
Jul 3, 17 9:06
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Pics?
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Brownie28
Jul 3, 17 9:10
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You in some sorta nudist commune, and if not how does one accomplish the 'junk caught in lawnmower' trick?
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BCtriguy1
Jul 3, 17 9:13
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oldandslow wrote:
Pics?

File size would be too big to upload. Obviously.
Long Chile was a silly place.
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Leddy
Jul 3, 17 9:25
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
oldandslow wrote:
Pics?

File size would be too big to upload. Obviously.
That's not what the lawn mower said !
"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "
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BCtriguy1
Jul 3, 17 9:49
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Brownie28 wrote:
how does one accomplish the 'junk caught in lawnmower' trick?

Unexpectedly and painfully.
Long Chile was a silly place.
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schroeder
Jul 3, 17 12:30
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Did you read the instructions? Pretty sure it says to not trim your hedge.
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windywave
Jul 3, 17 12:55
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The Canadian healthcare version of a vasectomy is kind of medieval
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j p o
Jul 3, 17 14:11
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Edward, is that You?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2001236/The-man-who-has-sex-with-cars.html
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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EndlessH2O
Jul 3, 17 15:10
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
I wish I could say I was joking. Not the part of the lawn mower you're thinking about, definitely the 'junk' you think I'm referring to.

The bruising is frightening.

Have a great holiday, everyone!

I ran over a snake with mine. It was YUGE!
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MLCRISES
Jul 3, 17 16:27
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Clamped in the self propel bar?
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BCtriguy1
Jul 3, 17 16:41
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MLCRISES wrote:
Clamped in the self propel bar?

Ding ding ding!
Long Chile was a silly place.
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