Tell her to go back to sleep to see what you'll do next.

Show her a great day.

Feel happy that she let you sleep...my wife woke me up in the middle of night to tell me what I did. I rolled back over and went back to sleep.

Do you want an empty apology or would you rather I say sorry only when I mean it?

Me ex would do that. Crazy.

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who's smarter than you're? i'm!

I wasn't very happy with myself last night. I was literally a Nazi. Kind of disturbing when I tossed that guy off the roof.

Too much American Heroes Channel watching WWII stuff apparently.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Now THAT is awesome.


Apparently I was ignoring her and giving all my attention to some hottie at the beach, while the hottie was groping me.

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Obviously you should ask your wife about the hottie, "how hot was she?". That'll make everything good.

ps. On the off chance this doesn't go well; no, you can't move in with me, so don't show up at my door with your bags.

"Baby, I had my eyes closed and thought the hottie was you...I love the way you grope me...the way you grab me and take charge of my huge d***..."

Bow chicka bow bowwwwww

Now turn it into something sexual and tell us about it!

Let's just say I have learned when to listen and also when to not speak! Ha!

I simply said, Wow- that sounds like an awful dream. That's all....

Phew, it worked.

I woke up from a terrifying dream last night.

I was in the high school that I graduated from a month ago, and of my own free will.