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JasoninHalifax
Jun 12, 17 19:01
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When you go to bed and fart under the covers, but you've got it nice and sealed in there. Then your wife comes to bed and lifts up the covers?
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efernand
Jun 12, 17 19:07
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Sounds like a Dutch Oven, but usually you pull the covers over your wife's head after farting.
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Uncle Arqyle
Jun 12, 17 19:07
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JasoninHalifax wrote:
When you go to bed and fart under the covers, but you've got it nice and sealed in there. Then your wife comes to bed and lifts up the covers?

Dutch oven.
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JasoninHalifax
Jun 12, 17 19:12
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I knew there had to be a name for it.
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Brian in MA
Jun 12, 17 19:17
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Covered Wagon also acceptable but Dutch Oven the preferred term.


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CaptainCanada
Jun 12, 17 20:33
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Wow.

This thread is so full of idiocy.

Ad Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and cover your partners head with the covers, thus gassing said partner.

Bunch of dummies ;)
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WelshinPhilly
Jun 13, 17 9:30
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I suggest we dub this the "Colorado Parachute" as it sounds a little different from the Dutch Oven.


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RogerC39
Jun 13, 17 10:12
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RangerGress
Jun 13, 17 10:44
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Name for it? How about "really bad idea". Christ, I'd be sleeping on the couch for a year if I did that.
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Tibbsy
Jun 13, 17 10:49
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I always called it a Land Mine. A dutch oven happens to a person while a Land Mine waits for them.
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buddhabelly
Jun 13, 17 11:06
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Foreplay? :)
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RandMart
Jun 13, 17 11:06
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efernand wrote:
Sounds like a Dutch Oven, but usually you pull the covers over your wife's head after farting.

If you fart first, it's Pre-heating the Dutch Oven

Then, you D/O properly when she gets in bed

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