Wife and I are out running some errands this morning and she had a wax appointment. I am waiting in the lounge area and there is just a parade of beautiful women coming in for this.

How would women feel about a man wax technician?
Think I may have found my dream retirement job.

I tried to get a full body wax at one of those places before I DID IM KONA!!!!!!, but they refused.

My hairdresser waxed the inside of my nose last month for free because its a new service. Got to admit, it felt awesome afterward.

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"Best shoe laces for Kona?" - guy was asking because he figured with the heat he'd be dumping water on himself and was worried about the wet laces coming undone.

"Best tires for Kona?" - how about the fucking tires you qualified on?

"Will the hot ground melt my shoes in Kona?"

"What wheels for Kona?" - see the comment about tires...