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Vagina Beer
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Ignore this if it has been sufficiently discussed.
(I don't remember seeing the post).
I don't drink anymore.
And $10,000 is pretty steep!
But I do like stinky cheeses, kambucka and the body odors of certain females.

Any of you brewers tried this at home?
Last edited by: Velocibuddha: May 3, 17 13:29
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I ain't gonna touch it.
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Tibbsy wrote:
I ain't gonna touch it.

Touch what exactly?
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Re: Vagina Beer [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]
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The video is probably office appropriate.
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Re: Vagina Beer [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]
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The whole thing. Brewing is a sacred art and seeing a brewer who needs eye popping bullshit to sell a beer makes me sad.
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The whole thing. Brewing is a sacred art and seeing a brewer who needs eye popping bullshit to sell a beer makes me sad.


I suppose yeast is just yeast.

But I do think the origin of the yeast might be significant.

"Special" strains of yeast and bacteria have a very very long history in brewing, bread making, cheeses, wine etc.
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It is but going for vagina bacteria isn't screaming anything but, "Look at me!"
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Tibbsy wrote:
It is but going for vagina bacteria isn't screaming anything but, "Look at me!"


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Tibbsy wrote:
It is but going for vagina bacteria isn't screaming anything but, "Look at me!"

The story or symbolism of a food or beverage has always been a super important part of it.

Think of Greek gods and goddesses, and rites of fertility, and spring, and wine.

This is actually a little more than just symbolism.
They are actually using real yeast.
Ok- It is 99% symbolic and gimmicky.

But the origin of the yeast is real.
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Re: Vagina Beer [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]
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I heard it goes great with a good cigar



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The fact they had to Indigogo funding speaks volumes.
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The fact they had to Indigogo funding speaks volumes.



Seems that if one really wanted this, they could make it themselves.

And do it for a lot less than $10,000

It never occurred to me- back when I brewed and made wine.

But seems like an interesting idea.

I would do it if......
I drank and had a suitable source if yeast.
Last edited by: Velocibuddha: May 3, 17 14:11
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I know some homebrewers here in Dallas who do amazing brewing on a dime. I have drank some really tasty and different beers that friends brewed in their garage.
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Here is a funny idea......

Assume the home brewer is a single guy.
Imagine what would happen if you approached some female acquaintance with this idea.

"You want what?"
"Why?"
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I would pay to see it. My goofy cackle would freak everyone out because I would laugh myself to death.
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I assume one can find a small quantity of yeast on men as well.

How about a wedding beer that:

"Presents a unique fusion of flavors derived from the essential essences of the couple."

You could explain what that meant before the wedding and reduce attendance.

Or after!
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Re: Vagina Beer [Velocibuddha] [ In reply to ]
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That I would try. That is a really fucked up idea I can get behind.
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Velocibuddha wrote:
Here is a funny idea......

Assume the home brewer is a single guy.
Imagine what would happen if you approached some female acquaintance with this idea.

"You want what?"
"Why?"
talk about an original pick up line with the ladies! It might take a few tries but I bet it would take long to go along with it
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Now what I have here is a sterile cotton swab. I am going to take several samples of your lady area to collect the yeast.
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Tibbsy wrote:
Now what I have here is a sterile cotton swab. I am going to take several samples of your lady area to collect the yeast.
this sounds like the kind of shit Duffy is into.
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