If we can get TheForge to successfully fly a round trip United flight maybe Dan will lift his ban.

Successful being defined as no throwing a man-sized temper tantrum, or making national headlines for anything else related to a United flight.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Dude, Forge will just pick up the plane and carry it to his destination.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Good old Forge, saving the environment one United flight at a time!

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Part of Uniteds new ad campaign, "Rock you like a Hurricane."

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Fester from Detroit, Mi

Fake news no one eats airline food