You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air!

Apr 13, 17 7:17

Post #1 of 20 (2176 views)

I suppose if you going to be thrown from a plane, the best place to land would be a hospital.

The body of a man, who witnesses said was tossed from a plane, landed on a hospital roof in Mexico's northern Sinaloa state on Wednesday, according to a public health service official in the region, which is home to notorious drug traffickers.
The body landed on the roof of an IMSS hospital in the town of Eldorado, around 7:30 a.m. local time, said the official, who was not authorized to give his name.
Witnesses standing outside the health center reported a plane flying low over the hospital and a person thrown out, the health official said.

http://www.foxnews.com/...exican-hospital.html

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Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:25

Post #2 of 20 (2157 views)

"Listen hombres. I don't feel well and I demand that you get me to a hospital right now. I don't care that you're in a hurry to get to Louisville. Get me to a hospital!"

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:29

Post #3 of 20 (2149 views)

Touching down is expensive.

"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:33

Post #4 of 20 (2141 views)

Hospital seems like the second best place, actually. Cut out the middle man and drop him in a cemetery.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:45

Post #5 of 20 (2116 views)

Bad Hombres.

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:48

Post #6 of 20 (2114 views)

Mexican Air's CEO Press Release:

Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 7:53

Post #7 of 20 (2102 views)

Try flying Aeroflot.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 8:11

Post #8 of 20 (2066 views)

They're still working out the kinks in their Life Flight system.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 8:18

Post #9 of 20 (2053 views)

I'm not going to comment until I see the fine print on his ticket.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 8:19

Post #10 of 20 (2048 views)

j p o wrote:

They're still working out the kinks in their Life Flight system.

Hahaha. It works okay when there is only one call at a time. The trouble starts when there are back-to-back calls right on top of each other.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 17 19:26

Post #11 of 20 (1897 views)

It's not the fall that's bad, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts. But for real short.

ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ
we're doomed

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 14, 17 3:30

Post #12 of 20 (1820 views)

JSA wrote:

I suppose if you going to be thrown from a plane, the best place to land would be a hospital.

The body of a man, who witnesses said was tossed from a plane, landed on a hospital roof in Mexico's northern Sinaloa state on Wednesday, according to a public health service official in the region, which is home to notorious drug traffickers.
The body landed on the roof of an IMSS hospital in the town of Eldorado, around 7:30 a.m. local time, said the official, who was not authorized to give his name.
Witnesses standing outside the health center reported a plane flying low over the hospital and a person thrown out, the health official said.

http://www.foxnews.com/...exican-hospital.html

The man asked for a direct flight, he got a direct flight. What's the problem?

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 14, 17 12:18

Post #13 of 20 (1737 views)

Have we looked into his background to see if he had a criminal background? Was he a doctor that needed to see patients right away?

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 15, 17 19:08

Post #14 of 20 (1617 views)

Duffy wrote:

Try flying Aeroflot.

Flown with them once, during soviet times. Nothing special.
Anybody else?

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [softrun] [ In reply to ]

Apr 15, 17 19:10

Post #15 of 20 (1616 views)

softrun wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Try flying Aeroflot.

Flown with them once, during soviet times. Nothing special.
Anybody else?

Wife and I had one leg of an Aeroflot flight on bench seats.

Food was good.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 16, 17 15:39

Post #16 of 20 (1537 views)

Duffy wrote:

softrun wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Try flying Aeroflot.

Flown with them once, during soviet times. Nothing special.
Anybody else?

Wife and I had one leg of an Aeroflot flight on bench seats.

Food was good.

Agree. The salami sandwich was good.

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [softrun] [ In reply to ]

Apr 16, 17 15:42

Post #17 of 20 (1536 views)

We had herring, borscht and vodka.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 16, 17 20:41

Post #18 of 20 (1490 views)

I was under age at the time, so no booz for me :-)

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]

Apr 17, 17 0:40

Post #19 of 20 (1472 views)

Duffy wrote:

softrun wrote:

Duffy wrote:

Try flying Aeroflot.

Flown with them once, during soviet times. Nothing special.
Anybody else?

Wife and I had one leg of an Aeroflot flight on bench seats.

Food was good.

Meh. I once went 12 months with over a dozen flights and zero landings. No in flight meals either.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Re: You think United Airlines is bad? Try flying Mexican Air! [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Apr 17, 17 22:16

Post #20 of 20 (1381 views)

I hear United now has Chinese take out on their planes
At southwestern we beat our competitors prices, not our customers.

There are some good ones out there

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