Cute!

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My initial thought when reading the headline was, "crazy to shoot someone because you want to walk the dog and they won't let you."

Then I realized perhaps it was the case that no one wanted to walk the dog...

Yes, of one of them illegally parked on the other one's lawn.

My wife had a sperm donor, a "dad" from 1 year old to 12 years old, then a step dad came into the picture when she was 14. I thought about asking her mom as she was the only constant, but then said eff it, I ain't asking anyone.

Her sperm donor that she hadn't seen in a decade came to the wedding. Made a complete ass out of himself, got asked to leave, then as he was getting ready to head out of town after the wedding, got in my face and told me off for not asking if I could marry her. I just laughed at him and told him to never come back. Haven't seen or heard from him in the 8 years since, very glad he took the hint.

Hey, he slept with her mother at some point. Show some respect.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I was given free reign to get rid of him after he insisted on a picture with my wife at the wedding, where he also insisted that she be sitting on his lap in the picture. His hand got a bit low while she was there. (side note, the pic is hilarious, she is staring daggers at the camera)

Then he about got punched out for staring down the dress of my wife's Aunt at the reception.

True class act, glad to be rid of him.

Is your wife's maiden name "Trump"?

You should cross-post this photo on the "Post the Cute! thread and make someone else's day!

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DFL > DNF > DNS

Han shot first.

You need to bone up on your Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Now who's going to walk the dog?

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“Read the transcript.”

Does not add up. Who was around for the first 364 days of her life and why was Mr. Sperm Donor invited if he is such an ass?

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Just her 17 year old mom for the first year. Her mom lost a parent at a very early age and lost her other parent while she was young as well, thus she doesn't tend to cut anyone out even if they are a waste of space on this earth. Hence she asked my wife if she would invite sperm donor to the wedding. Yeah, it's a mess.

Thank you I was hoping someone got that reference.

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I miss YaHey