Which puts him light years ahead of others who are never right.

Actually, every single hoax I've called out here has in fact turned out to be....a hoax. I've been right every time.

Read my post. My gut tells me this guy was never beaten up at all.

He just crashed his bike and he's covering it up for some reason.

if I had the inclination I am 100% positive that I could prove you wrong.

Well, no... I won't prove you wrong because I can't be bothered to search and find it. But your claim of never being wrong on a hoax claim is absolute horse shit.

We love you and all but sometimes you talk out of your ass. This is one of those times.

Nope, I spent 0 minutes not bothering to use the shitty search function because I know, and everyone else knows that your claim is a hoax.

Prove it!

You're fake news.

Translation - You just 8 minutes searching for a real story I called a hoax and couldn't find one.

You lose, hoser.

Mountain bikers take hard crashes as a badge of honor...he would be bragging about it not trying to cover it up. I don't doubt his story.

if he made up the attack, I would have thought he wouldn't have added the tidbit about the attacker wearing a local running club's shirt...because I think that would pretty easily lead to someone eventually tracking the dude down or not...thus debunking the story.

.

"The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says they are looking for a man in his 20s to 30s, about six feet tall, and blond hair."

If you're going to invent an assailant, may as well make him resemble a stereotypical trail runner

"The best clue is what was written on the suspects shirt, which has been identified as a local running club. That club is working with Andrew to identify the suspect"

Easy enough to google the local Running Clubs on the way to file the report [and I'm sure a 20-30ish 6' blond man is either in the club or a friend of a friend]

Then, when the story craps out, as expected, he can say "I was upset and may have mis-identified"

Well, no... I won't prove you wrong because I can't be bothered to search and find it. But your claim of never being wrong on a hoax claim is absolute horse shit.

We love you and all but sometimes you talk out of your ass. This is one of those times.

A mountain biker says a renegade runner attacked him on the popular North Table Mountain Loop trail near Golden.

“For the past few nights it’s the last thing I think about before I go to sleep and I think about it plenty during the day. It’s an unwelcome distraction,” Andrew said about the incident Saturday afternoon.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/...t-says-attacked-him/

Good thing this wasn't on the PCH (or aka Hwy 1).