Login required to started new threads

Login required to post replies

Hey slowguy!
Quote | Reply
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
I just had two imperial IPAs and a slim jim.



The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [sphere] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
That sounds pretty good.

As you may know, I don't drink.

My son loves slimjims. He's 12.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
I love IIPAs. I'm 42.

Also, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKPlyRiUFe8

The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.

Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [sphere] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
By the way, I like your new signature. That sums up things nicely.

"It wasn't less dangerous before because the leaders who used it were somehow more "respectable" than Trump. It was probably more dangerous before just because of that, actually- apparently, if you're bright, clean, and articulate, you can get away with all kinds of dangerous stuff. If you're an obnoxious loudmouth who wants to keep doing the same thing, you're a danger to the republic." - random internet guy


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [triguy101] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
triguy101 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.

Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.

Gets a little sticky down there on warm days, but chicks dig it so...

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Duffy wrote:
triguy101 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.


Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.


Gets a little sticky down there on warm days, but chicks dig it so...

Waxing beats shaving, hands down.

************************
#WeAreTheForge #BlackGunsMatter

"Look, will you guys at leats accept that you are a bunch of dumb asses and just trust me on this one? Please?" BarryP 7/30/2012
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [triguy101] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
triguy101 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.


Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.

Advertising to the world that you're gay as fuck chief amongst them.
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [owen.] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Advertising to the world that you're gay as fuck chief amongst them.

Rest assured, that's not what she says.
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [owen.] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
owen. wrote:
triguy101 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.


Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.

Advertising to the world that you're gay as fuck
chief amongst them.

I promise you that once you try it you will send me a handwritten apology letter
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [owen.] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
owen. wrote:
triguy101 wrote:
Duffy wrote:
I'm eating a great fucking burrito right now.

I shaved my nuts yesterday so when I get home mrs Duffy will go "crazy on my dick like some porno chick".

But before that I'm gonna train.

Hope your day is at least half as good as mine.


Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.

Advertising to the world that you're gay as fuck chief amongst them.

Says the guy who's wife is banging triguy101.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
I saw the Slimjim factory in Hayward once. Went vegetarian for about a year. Yuk!

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
When we were kids my dad took us to a sausage making factory.

I also had the privilege of photographing the waste water treatment apparatus at a meat processing plant (they make, among other delectable treats, the burger patties for Am/Pm) up in Washington.

I've also witnessed cattle being slaughtered at that place along I-5.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
I toured a Smithfield meat packing plant with pigs.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [TheForge] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
TheForge wrote:
I toured a Smithfield meat packing plant with pigs.

Sound like code for for filthy gay sex.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Wasn't that the point of this thread? ;). You point out the guy who hasn't gotten laid by a woman Without paying for it in the header and tell him about your shaved nuts that your wife will go to town on. Oh and your reference of a burrito.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Last edited by: TheForge: Mar 22, 17 16:26
Quote Reply
Re: Hey slowguy! [owen.] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
owen. wrote:

Shaving thing was the best thing I've ever done. So many benefits.


Advertising to the world that you're gay as fuck chief amongst them.[/quote]
Seeing as how my wife is the only person who sees mine, I don't see your point. But, now it makes sense. You are the guy in the locker room who uses the dryer to dry his nuts aren't you? You're the hairy ball-dryer that everyone talks about. Sure, that signals that you're straight as an arrow.
Quote Reply