How much do you get for your hacked dildo?

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Used hacked dildoes are going for $1 (OBO) on ebay.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

What kind of a dildo buys a dildo that connects to a smart phone? FFS, we should all know by now everything we do for "free" on any electronic device collects data and sends it someone else. Well, I guess unless you're dumb fn dildo that is.

I'm pretty sure that Kenny's dildo is forged steel.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

"About 300,000 people purchased We-Vibe devices covered by the class action, and about 100,000 downloaded and used the app, according to a memo filed with the settlement agreement."

300,000 dildos apparently saw the value in connecting to a smart phone. Depending on how you look at it, 200,000 of them were either smart enough to realize it's not such a good idea to install the app or were too dumb to figure out how to install the app.

I gotta give the hackers some credit - my life ain't over quite yet, but I don't think I'll ever be able to put "hacked a vibrator" on my resume.

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Travis Rassat
Vector Cycle Works
Noblesville, IN
BikeFit Instructor | FMS | F.I.S.T. | IBFI
Toughman Triathlon Series Ambassador