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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 15:40
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I may have mentioned this here before...

Mrs Duffy, my sweet love and best friend, has this habit of starting smoking and she'll smoke for 2-4 weeks (full on smoking, not just 1 or 2 a day) then she'll quit for a month or two, then start again.

Well she just quit two days ago and she's turned into a monster. And she picked today to go over taxes.

Should I just shrug her off when when she cusses me out for...well I don't know what she's cussing me for, or should I just take the boy with me to a hotel for a few days until she-hulk wakes up with shredded clothes and dead bodies all around wondering what happened?

Halp!!!
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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BLeP
Feb 27, 17 15:57
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My advice. Ask if she's PMSing. The womens love that.

Oh and tell her that when she smokes she smells like shit and disgusts you.

Then take your kid and run for the hills.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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50+
Feb 27, 17 16:00
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Some good bud man, I suggest blue dream if you can find it.
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 16:03
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My advice. Ask if she's PMSing. The womens love that.

When she's PMSing I just tell her "you're PMSing" and she apologizes then blows me.

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Oh and tell her that when she smokes she smells like shit and disgusts you.

It actually kind of turns me on.

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Then take your kid and run for the hills.

Dropped him at jiu jitsu. I'm going surfing.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Rick_pcfl
Feb 27, 17 16:04
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If this isn't a time for surprise anal sex, I don't know what is.
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 16:05
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50+ wrote:
Some good bud man, I suggest blue dream if you can find it.

She gets totally detached from reality when she smokes weed. And not in a good way.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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SkipG
Feb 27, 17 16:05
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Just grab her by the pussy. I hear that's what the mens are supposed to do when the women start mouthing off!
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 16:05
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rick_pcfl wrote:
If this isn't a time for surprise anal sex, I don't know what is.

That's what I'm thinking.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 16:07
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SkipG wrote:
Just grab her by the pussy. I hear that's what the mens are supposed to do when the women start mouthing off!

So just like any other day?
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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owen.
Feb 27, 17 16:14
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Duffy wrote:
SkipG wrote:
Just grab her by the pussy. I hear that's what the mens are supposed to do when the women start mouthing off!


So just like any other day?

Yes, but give her the shocker.
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 16:19
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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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HiKai
Feb 27, 17 17:16
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Mushrooms will take care of this Madness
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Duffy
Feb 27, 17 17:20
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HiKai wrote:
Mushrooms will take care of this Madness

Working on it.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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triguy101
Feb 27, 17 18:11
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Buy her a carton of Marlboro and move on with the day
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BCtriguy1
Feb 27, 17 18:21
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BLeP wrote:
My advice. Ask if she's PMSing. The womens love that.

Oh and tell her that when she smokes she smells like shit and disgusts you.

Then take your kid and run for the hills.

My wife usually realizes it a day or so after she starts PMS'ing and apologizes. I, on the other hand, can sense it coming in the air, like the subtle smell in the air you notice just before it starts raining.
Long Chile was a silly place.
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Rick_pcfl
Feb 27, 17 18:29
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My wife and I would have PMFs (Premenstrual Fights). I could always tell because it would be about stuff that she normally wouldn't blink an eye at.

She just turned 50 so she's finally past most of the PMS stuff. She hasn't had a period in at least a year. :)
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