Dear Donald,
I know this presidency thing is hard. So many important people to meet, decision to make, products to flog. Wouldn't it be great if there was an instruction manual on how to be President? Wait a second... There is something you may want to take look at. I know its a bit longer than 140 characters but please make the effort to read it anyways. Its called the Constitution.
Even though it offers virtually no guidance on how to boost your Nielsen Ratings, it does offer some nuggets of wisdom that the previous 44 presidents found useful. There is even a part referred to as a "Bill of Rights" that offers some very relevant help in short, digestible paragraphs. Based on your recent actions and behaviors, it seems like you're not all that familiar with it. It was tacked on to the Constitution a year after the original, so you may have missed it if you're using the original 1787 copy without the first 10 amendments.
Now, if reading all 10 amendments is a little too daunting, at least scan the first one. Its got a well written nugget stating, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Now I know you're not Congress, and this requirement highly inconvenient, but before you start trending a new topic ( #FakeConstitution ) consider how history will remember you. We are all hoping you are trying to be a great leader, and not the "Dear Leader" whose tactics you increasingly use.
Sincerely,
All Those Who Hold Liberty Dear.
P.S. Please check out the poem below. There is no exclusion clause for Muslims from countries you don't like.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!â€
Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
I know this presidency thing is hard. So many important people to meet, decision to make, products to flog. Wouldn't it be great if there was an instruction manual on how to be President? Wait a second... There is something you may want to take look at. I know its a bit longer than 140 characters but please make the effort to read it anyways. Its called the Constitution.
Even though it offers virtually no guidance on how to boost your Nielsen Ratings, it does offer some nuggets of wisdom that the previous 44 presidents found useful. There is even a part referred to as a "Bill of Rights" that offers some very relevant help in short, digestible paragraphs. Based on your recent actions and behaviors, it seems like you're not all that familiar with it. It was tacked on to the Constitution a year after the original, so you may have missed it if you're using the original 1787 copy without the first 10 amendments.
Now, if reading all 10 amendments is a little too daunting, at least scan the first one. Its got a well written nugget stating, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Now I know you're not Congress, and this requirement highly inconvenient, but before you start trending a new topic ( #FakeConstitution ) consider how history will remember you. We are all hoping you are trying to be a great leader, and not the "Dear Leader" whose tactics you increasingly use.
Sincerely,
All Those Who Hold Liberty Dear.
P.S. Please check out the poem below. There is no exclusion clause for Muslims from countries you don't like.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!â€
Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's
