My dad got rid of his ducks after his two males started violently raping the females. I had no idea that male ducks have such a bend toward violence until he had a flock of his own. A couple of the females ended up with broken necks and had to be euthanized...one of which is in my freezer. Brutal creatures!

But it's always hilarious to watch.

Me: "Hey wife, you gotta come see this? Hurry! He's gonna pop."
(she comes downstairs)
Her: "What the fuck is wrong with you, I didn't need to come downstairs for this."
Her: "Dont post those pictures on the internet!"

True fact about ducks.

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Chris
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson,

Holy crap! I'm dying. "Imagine yourself naked in a bathtub of raw hot dogs." In other words, imagine yourself in Duffy's bath tub.

When I was a kid our roosters where at it so much they would wear the feathers off the backs of the hens.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

We're not allowed to have chickens in our neighborhood and I have mixed feelings about it. On one had I'd love to have fresh eggs, on the other hand I don't think my wife would really take care of them like she thinks she would and it would become my job.