I can't eat Kraft Mac and Cheese anymore. Gives me massive ______. Fill in the blank. I think its the chemicals in the cheese. Its sad because I used to eat about a case every two weeks, sometimes with double the cheese. Its crazy how your digestive system changes as you get older. Maybe I just need to eat more of it to develop some kind of immunity to the chemicals. I dunno. Good news is that I can still eat hot dogs despite all the chemicals loaded into them.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

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