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SHOULD wank breaks become the new smoke breaks?
Yes, according to some psychologists. Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, told Metro.co.uk that a masturbation break would be “very effective at work” and a “great way to relieve tension and stress”.

Psychologist and life coach Dr Cliff Arnall agreed. “I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling,” he told Metro. “Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

It comes after a recent survey by Time Out New York found 39 per cent of male readers reported masturbating in the office, after an earlier poll by Glamour in 2012 put that figure at 31 per cent of workers.

http://www.news.com.au/...e9fe037ade937d3a9f67
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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Yup.



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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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I think it should be mandatory. Im self employed so i can masturbate to porn anytime i want! But no matter how many times i explain that to the manager at starbucks, he still kicked me out.

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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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As a former UST guy, I have to ask: Tank yank?
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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#fapnews

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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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Do it right, mandatory hookers hired by the company to provide relief for their workers. Hookers job is to get it done quick so productivity won't decline. Imagine the business opportunity of managing a crop of nice eastern europeans come in and provide them formal hiring agreements, health care, vacation time etc.
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [keepcycling] [ In reply to ]
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Let me know if you need help with the interviews.
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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mv2005 wrote:
SHOULD wank breaks become the new smoke breaks?
Yes, according to some psychologists. Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, told Metro.co.uk that a masturbation break would be “very effective at work” and a “great way to relieve tension and stress”.

Psychologist and life coach Dr Cliff Arnall agreed. “I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling,” he told Metro. “Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

It comes after a recent survey by Time Out New York found 39 per cent of male readers reported masturbating in the office, after an earlier poll by Glamour in 2012 put that figure at 31 per cent of workers.

http://www.news.com.au/...e9fe037ade937d3a9f67

39% have done it at work?? Really? I would have guessed it to be like 9%. I find this difficult to believe.
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [johnnybefit] [ In reply to ]
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Every building should have a masterbatorium.

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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [Sideways] [ In reply to ]
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Sideways wrote:
Every building should have a masterbatorium.

The study seems to indicate that every building already is.
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [veganerd] [ In reply to ]
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veganerd wrote:
I think it should be mandatory. Im self employed so i can masturbate to porn anytime i want! But no matter how many times i explain that to the manager at starbucks, he still kicked me out.

Did you at least have a free hand whilst sipping your coffee latte frapa-whatever?
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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Sadly masturbation breaks have to followed by a smoke break
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
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Would their be a stigma leaving the yank break room like leaving the men's room after smelling it up ?

What about hand washing rules ?

ETA - will there be same sex masterbation rooms ?

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LorenzoP wrote:
Sadly masturbation breaks have to followed by a smoke break

Or an hour nap.
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Re: Article: Should you masturbate at work? [Sideways] [ In reply to ]
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Sideways wrote:
Every building should have a masterbatorium.

Isn't that called the Sales dept?

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