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My wife bought some Fiber One bars for me to take with me on a long 12 hour drive. I ate three of them on the way. I'm pretty sure I was responsible for the destruction of several corn fields in Indiana, because I was unbelievably gassy. It was so bad that I was hurting.

I've told my family that we need to have the Fiber One challenge on our next long trip. We'll all eat three bars apiece and see how bad the car gets. Come to think of it, I might want to use a rental car for that trip.

"the verb to trump has been used extensively across Britain to refer to the breaking of wind."

I think "to trump" would be a better term for sharting because they're both full of crap.

Was at a bar on Black Out Wednesday with my sister and brother in law. I cut one so bad that we downed our drinks and immediately left the bar.