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RIP BLeP
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mopdahl
Jun 28, 16 16:47
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Such a sad way to go


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BLeP
Jun 28, 16 16:58
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I am not a moose. And reports of my demise are premature.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Duffy
Jun 28, 16 18:14
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BLeP wrote:
And reports of my demise are premature.

Your wife tells that's not the only thing that's premature about you...
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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JasoninHalifax
Jun 28, 16 18:20
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Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
And reports of my demise are premature.

Your wife tells that's not the only thing that's premature about you...

You speak moose?
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Tri-Banter
Jun 28, 16 18:29
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BLeP wrote:
I am not a moose. And reports of my demise are premature.





Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
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ajthomas
Jun 28, 16 18:59
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JasoninHalifax wrote:
Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
And reports of my demise are premature.

Your wife tells that's not the only thing that's premature about you...

You speak moose?

9.5/10
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veganerd
Jun 28, 16 20:24
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Im just happy that im the resident animal lover but somehow blep got saddled as being the animal fucker.
who's smarter than you're? i'm!
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H-
Jun 28, 16 21:08
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Those hirvi (Finnish for european moose) are not as big as your Canadian moose. Lucky for that driver.
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JSA
Jun 28, 16 23:26
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veganerd wrote:
Im just happy that im the resident animal lover but somehow blep got saddled as being the animal fucker.

No, BLeP is a moose fucker. You aim for smaller game.
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JSA
Jun 28, 16 23:28
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If she's still warm, BLeP would hit it.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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BLeP
Jun 29, 16 4:50
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Why the hell are you awake at 2:30 am on a Tuesday night?
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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slowguy
Jun 29, 16 5:13
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BLeP wrote:
Why the hell are you awake at 2:30 am on a Tuesday night?

Sometimes it's just difficult to get out of those jeggings so you can go to bed.
Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)
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JSA
Jun 29, 16 7:03
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BLeP wrote:
Why the hell are you awake at 2:30 am on a Tuesday night?

Won a big case in St Louis and just got in from doing a little celebrating.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Duffy
Jun 29, 16 7:09
Post #14 of 20 (1873 views)
You guys have it all wrong.

BLeP doesn't fuck moose, moose fuck BLeP.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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BLeP
Jun 29, 16 7:09
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So was "a little celebrating" hot? Nevermind, your taste in women is suspect.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Goobdog
Jun 29, 16 7:14
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Brings the literal meaning to "getting the shit kicked out of you" .

Moose was dropping logs while flying through the air.
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JSA
Jun 29, 16 7:17
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BLeP wrote:
So was "a little celebrating" hot? Nevermind, your taste in women is suspect.

Two middle aged ragen' Cajun men who drink like fish. They were "hot" in a Deliverance kinda way.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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BLeP
Jun 29, 16 7:18
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Duffy wrote:
You guys have it all wrong.

BLeP doesn't fuck moose, moose fuck BLeP.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. JSA doesn't have a clue how the moose/human mating ritual works.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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OneGoodLeg
Jun 30, 16 23:16
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Duffy wrote:
You guys have it all wrong.

BLeP doesn't fuck moose, moose fuck BLeP.

But haven't you maintained it's not gay (or whatever the moose equivalent is) to be bottom because receiving doesn't require arousal, and thus not worthy of ridicule/scorn as if he were topping the moose?

Keep it straight, man (i mean 'logically consistent' straight, not 'i don't get turned on by dudes/moose' straight...)
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Duffy
Jul 1, 16 6:53
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OneGoodLeg wrote:
Duffy wrote:
You guys have it all wrong.

BLeP doesn't fuck moose, moose fuck BLeP.

But haven't you maintained it's not gay (or whatever the moose equivalent is) to be bottom because receiving doesn't require arousal, and thus not worthy of ridicule/scorn as if he were topping the moose?

Keep it straight, man (i mean 'logically consistent' straight, not 'i don't get turned on by dudes/moose' straight...)

I never said BLeP was gay. Nor did I pass any sort of judgement about his proclivities for moose dick.

He does also suck the moose off. I'll let you be the judge on that.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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