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BarryP
May 26, 16 12:26
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I got hit just below the solar plexus about a week ago. It left a pretty nice bruise and hurt for a few days. The bruise and pain are mostly gone, but now I feel like I've got tumors where I was hit.

Any idea WTF is going on?
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MJuric
May 26, 16 12:33
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Ruptured spleen, you will be dead in two hours.

~Matt
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NJSteve
May 26, 16 12:35
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MJuric wrote:
Ruptured spleen, you will be dead in two hours.

~Matt

PS - sorry I'm late with the diagnosis. I got caught in traffic.
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mck414
May 26, 16 12:52
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BarryP wrote:
I got hit just below the solar plexus about a week ago. It left a pretty nice bruise and hurt for a few days. The bruise and pain are mostly gone, but now I feel like I've got tumors where I was hit.

Any idea WTF is going on?

Yeah, you didn't move out of the way in time.
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JSA
May 26, 16 13:06
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Yes, I am making fun of you a little bit. Yes, this is the same thing that is going on with you.


Can an injury to the breasts cause breast cancer? No, it can't. An injury, such as falling or being hit in the chest, will not cause breast cancer. It may cause bruising and swelling to the breast, which can be tender or painful to touch. Sometimes an injury may result in a benign (not cancer) lump known as fat necrosis. Fat necrosis is scar tissue that can form when the body naturally repairs the damaged fatty breast tissue. - See more at: https://www.breastcancercare.org.uk/...sthash.Ne9DWCnh.dpuf
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dvfmfidc
May 26, 16 13:07
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You have a case of: SimplisticWhimpitis ...
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Duffy
May 26, 16 13:09
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Any idea WTF is going on?

You're a pussy.

Rub some vagisil on it.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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vitus979
May 26, 16 13:14
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My wholly unqualified opinion is that JSA is probably right.







"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
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Duffy
May 26, 16 13:39
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Hematoma.

Look it up.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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BarryP
May 26, 16 13:41
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Look it up.

How?
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Duffy
May 26, 16 13:56
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BarryP wrote:
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Look it up.

How?

Library should have encyclopedias.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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raygovett
May 27, 16 9:50
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BarryP wrote:
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Look it up.


How?


RayGovett
Hughson CA
Be Prepared-- Strike Swiftly -- Who Dares Wins- Without warning-"it will be hard. I can do it"
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BarryP
May 27, 16 10:01
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What's a library?
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Duffy
May 27, 16 10:03
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BarryP wrote:
What's a library?

It's a place where homeless people go to watch internet porn (at least that's what our local library is).
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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