Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny....

Sep 30, 05 12:32

Post #1 of 15 (1648 views)

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:33

Post #2 of 15 (1645 views)

LLLOOLLLL!!!

(edited to clarify-not laughing at the thought of soldiers killed...I assume that is obvious, but around here you never know)

Last edited by: trigoneroadie: Sep 30, 05 12:36

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:41

Post #3 of 15 (1623 views)

why do you hate America?

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Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [GJS] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:42

Post #4 of 15 (1618 views)

I kid because I love....kj

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:46

Post #5 of 15 (1613 views)

Was that the same cabinet meeting where someone asked him his opinion on Roe vs. Wade and he said, "Whatever way they can get out of New Orleans is fine with me?"

And I'm a Republican, too!

Last edited by: tri_bri2: Sep 30, 05 12:47

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:51

Post #6 of 15 (1599 views)

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away."

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight................

On the third night, sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies, and fades into the mist.

On the fourth night, Bush isn't sleeping well, when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln replies "Go see a play!"

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Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [GJS] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:53

Post #7 of 15 (1593 views)

Now who hates America?

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 12:55

Post #8 of 15 (1588 views)

sorry, your Republican bf might not like that one

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Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [GJS] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 13:18

Post #9 of 15 (1559 views)

He may be republican, but he's not a huge Bush fan. Actually he and I have similar ideoligical views (he's all for pre-marital sex:)).....kj

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 13:19

Post #10 of 15 (1556 views)

The more the merrier!

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 13:39

Post #11 of 15 (1528 views)

ohhhhh, so you both hate America!

btw, you mentioned before that your bf is older than you. one of my thrice divorced riding partners mentioned to me early this morning that he wants to date this 28yo and said it's okay b/c she fits in the "older than one-half his age + 7" requirement. ever heard of that rule? seems to be a convenient rule for older men.

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Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [GJS] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 13:48

Post #12 of 15 (1518 views)

No, I've never heard that formula, maybe its personal to him. We don't quite fit that requirement. The question is, does the 28 y/o want to date him? Oh, and "thrice divorced"? Does he not learn?? Holy lotta matrimony batman.....kj

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 14:07

Post #13 of 15 (1507 views)

former Marine, thick as a brick. 2 of those were with 1 gal. like I said, thick as a brick. helluva bike rider though.

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Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Sep 30, 05 16:10

Post #14 of 15 (1468 views)

Were all the Brazillians bald?

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Re: Even m y republican boyfriend thought this was funny.... [KEJ] [ In reply to ]

Oct 2, 05 18:34

Post #15 of 15 (1304 views)

rofl

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