You forgot--

5. Pull my finger.

When we're taking a toy out of the box, I taught my son to take the instructions and toss them behind him. I ask him "why don't we read instructions" and he says "because we're men!"

When he and I spend the day together, we call it "MAN day". When anyone asks him what we're going to do, I taught him to say "blow things up!"

[insert Tim Allen grunt here]

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Mr Ed
Triathlete with one horsepower