I hope my life doesn't get any more twisted. I also have no idea why I am posting this except I know I can't tell anyone I know.

As most of you know due to my recent rants, I have a big day tomorrow. My fiancees best friend flew in from Phoenix this afternoon and she is staying at our house this weekend. This morning, my other half was working at like warp 10 to clean the house and do a billion other things to make the house 'perfect'. Anyway, she notices a burned out light in our foyer chandelier, and I promise to replace it before her friend gets here.

Fast forward a few hours later. She goes to the aiport to pick up her friend, I go to the pool for my swim. I get home to an empty house and assume they are out shopping (or whatever it is girls do). I get undressed, start my shower, and remember that I never changed that light. I grab the ladder, get a bulb and climb up a few rungs to reach it. When the front door opens. It's the friend. I'm naked and three steps up the ladder and ummm....well, I'm 'eye level' with her. I almost fall off the ladder. She almost falls out of the door.

At least I'm going out drinking tonight...