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Johnie Cochrane dead...
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the glove may now rest in piece..even if it doesn't fit
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Re: Johnie Cochrane dead... [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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Who am I… Johnie Cochrane in a coffin.

king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
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Re: Johnie Cochrane dead... [Kentiger] [ In reply to ]
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Who told you to put the balm on?
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Re: Johnie Cochrane dead... [NJSteve] [ In reply to ]
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Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin'
around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

Kramer: She was flouting.

Jackie: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious,
outrageous!

Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

Jackie: Could you repeat that?

Kramer: I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

Jackie: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got
chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
Have you been to a doctor?




My greatest idea for a TV show was the "Jackie Childs Show," which would have been a spin-off of Seinfeld, starring the Johnnie Cochrane parody. People love courtroom shows, but there haven't been any good courtroom comedies (Night Court doesn't cut it). This would be a great vehicle for parodying current legal issues in the news. Any TV execs out there listening?


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What a drag it is getting old. -- Stones
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