how about a new camcorder. The quality of his tapes are shitty.

I have offered him a hiding place under the foundation of one of my buildings.

Offer still stands.

So many of these guys have died. I wonder where they get all these virgins.

>>>What shall we give him as [a] birthday present ?

Let's see...back in his late 20s we gave Osama millions of US taxpayer dollars to harness militant Islam and slay infidel superpowers.

And back in '96 we gave him a free pass out of the Sudan because we didn't want to deal with trying him.

Almost 3 years ago we gave him the hilariously inept occupation of a fractious Muslim nation that posed no threat to America whatsoever.

Last year about this time we gave him the Abu Ghraib scandal, ensuring easy recruitment of a new generation of Islamofascists.

We do just about everything for this guy...except bring him to justice.

Freedom is untidy.