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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [joncane] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [Jerrodg] [ In reply to ]
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[reply]Big busty bronx butt sluts[/reply]

I'm from the Bronx. That porno would be a nonfiction piece of art.

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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [JohnInRI] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [NCSecretHero] [ In reply to ]
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<<Cinderella.....It's an old musical with the Afro Pimp 'fairy' godmother and the snappin P. 1978 I think. They used to play it on HBO real late at night. It is monty python type funny porno. >>

As the other post mentions, the fairy "godmother" is light in the loafers but fails to mention he is also a cleptomaniac to boot. He is elated to find that Cinderella is a virgin because when it comes to the snapping pussy: "The tighter the beaver--the better the bite!"

Sometimes, I wish I didn't have photographic recall...

Brett

"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [timberwolf] [ In reply to ]
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Sometimes, I wish I didn't have photographic recall...


Try living with THIS stuck in your brain ...

"Excuse me, do you sell videos?"
"Yeah, what're you looking for?"
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
"Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?"
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
"Happy Scrappy... "
"She loves it."
"Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [JohnInRI] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [JohnInRI] [ In reply to ]
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"86 & Still Bangin'"



My 1st trip to the Lavender room in a few months and this is where I post.
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [jaylew] [ In reply to ]
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Bi and Beyond.

Truly appalling hermaphrodite (sp) action. You won't eat for a week afterwards, honest.


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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [JohnInRI] [ In reply to ]
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foreskin gump (funny as shit--everytime the chick tries to make out with the hero, foreskin gump, her boyfriend comes home and she yells "run foreskin, run!!"). clockwork orgy is another one.
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Re: Favorite Porno Title? [whineyass] [ In reply to ]
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How about porn star names!?!?!?!?

April Rhainne

Anita Mann
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