in an american school, there is a new student, sukiro Suzuki. He is presented to the class by the director. The teacher starts the class:
who said "give me freedom or death". Silence...
Suzuki: "Patrick Henry Philadelphia, 1775".
Teacher: "great. you should be ashamed. suzuki knows more about us history than you all!!"
Someone goes, 'bunch of fuckin japs'
Teacher:"who said that?!!"
Suzuki: 'mccarthur, 1942, okinawa and Lee Lacocca GM Assembly, 1982!'
Someone goes: 'suzuki, you piece of shit!'
Teacher goes really mad
Suzuki: 'Valentino Rossi, Grand Prix Moto, South Africa, 2002!'
someone goes: 'you suck!!'
Teacher gets bright red
Suzuki: 'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinski, white House 1997!'
Someone goes 'you make me puke!'
Teacher leaves the class
Suzuki: 'GB senior to prime minister Tanaka, official diner in Tokyo 1991'
Then the Director gets back in the class and goes
'Holy crap! never seen such a mess?'
Suzuki: "Jacques chirac to prime minister jean pierre Raffarin presenting the official report about social security, 2004'