I was with an older conservative couple. Emphasis on conservative. They were talking about Johnny Carson and the man confused the word Rimshot with Rim-job. He said it twice. His wife corrected him the second time.
"What did I say?"
"Rim-job"
(Wait for it)
"What's a rim-job?"
I try not to laugh or even move but he caught on... he asks me directly: what is a rim-job?
Ummm: "I am not sure but I am pretty sure it is, um, sexual in nature."
Silence... and I realize he knows exactly what a rim-job is and worse he wasn't buying my plead of ignorance...
"What did I say?"
"Rim-job"
(Wait for it)
"What's a rim-job?"
I try not to laugh or even move but he caught on... he asks me directly: what is a rim-job?
Ummm: "I am not sure but I am pretty sure it is, um, sexual in nature."
Silence... and I realize he knows exactly what a rim-job is and worse he wasn't buying my plead of ignorance...