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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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How have I never used the term "cunt punt" before?
This might be my new favorite phrase.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to try that phrase out on my wife tonight. I'll report back and let you know how it went.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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I used to work at a conference center when I was in college, and during rush week (which would have been awesome if it was the band.....hell, I'd even enjoy it if it was Limbaugh) a bunch of sorities would rent out a bunch of cnoference rooms and do their thing. I guess this is where they pick and choose who gets in (no fat chicks, sorry......add to that no poor chicks, no geeky chicks, no sistah's unless you act like totally white). They were mostly good looking and annoying.

Every now and then I look back on college and think that maybe I missed out not doing the fraternaty thing. From what I understand, 105% of the purpose about being in a frat is getting laid.

Of course, then I realize that it wouldn't have made a difference. Even if I got into a "cool" frat, I'd be hanging out with a bunch of douchebags that I have nothing in common with, and would end up socializing with a bunch of hot bimbos that I have nothing in common with. At some point, after enough frustrating outings of not getting any play, I'd be urged to try some date rape techniques.


Having said that, I know that there are different kinds of fraternaties. On campus we certainly had our own versions of the Lamda Lmabda Lamda's and Omega Mu's. I also know that some schools, like Maryland, frat life is huge, and some even require that you join (like Princeton, though they are called Eating Clubs).

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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BarryP wrote:
I'm going to try that phrase out on my wife tonight. I'll report back and let you know how it went.

I like you Barry. Thus, I am really going to miss you ...

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Fraternity life was pretty fun. Sure we drank too much. And our sole purpose after the sun went down was to get laid. But I think I would have done the same thing if I wasn't in a fraternity. It was college. The beer was cheap and the chicks didn't care how much money you had.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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timboricki wrote:
Fraternity life was pretty fun. Sure we drank too much. And our sole purpose after the sun went down was to get laid. But I think I would have done the same thing if I wasn't in a fraternity. It was college. The beer was cheap and the chicks didn't care how much money you had.

My brother's whole life course seems to have been defined by his frat (the one in the story ironically enough). Either via jobs through those connections or sponging off the rich guys he met. He currently manages a business because he got hired by his frat buddy's Dad (who owns the company) a few years ago. His buddy is too much of fuck-up to run the business so my brother has ended up doing it.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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There are some funny responses right after the letter. Someone said she sounded like a slutty Ari Gold.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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I can't go to any of those links at client site due to what it seems like is some really not safe for work language, so can someone post a picture of her?


A friend of mine was a Tri Delt at MD (my wife was at Wake Forest), and the Greek system at MD is indeed pretty big in numbers etc. There are obviously many thousands of kids at MD that aren't in a frat/sorority, but for those that were in, it was a BIGGGGGGGGG deal.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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Tridiot wrote:
I can't go to any of those links at client site due to what it seems like is some really not safe for work language, so can someone post a picture of her?


A friend of mine was a Tri Delt at MD (my wife was at Wake Forest), and the Greek system at MD is indeed pretty big in numbers etc. There are obviously many thousands of kids at MD that aren't in a frat/sorority, but for those that were in, it was a BIGGGGGGGGG deal.


Can't get lucky? Tri Delts.

I kid! I kid! I worked as a waiter at the Purdue Tri Delt chapter. Great sorority. Great deal of fun. Got paid and ate for free, which is the only way I was able to live in a fraternity myself. Plus, the sorority food was unbelievably better than the fraternity food.

I got in trouble one time. The phone rang. No one else was around. I picked it up and said, "Delta Delta Delta, may I help ya, help ya, help ya?" It was one of the sorority officers. Ooops.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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That's hilarious about the phone.

I went to school in PA, so sorority houses were verboten (something about too many women in a house making it a brothel). So the downside was obviously no real sorority houses/parties etc. The up side was that most sorority girls were living in the same dorm building (Hunt Hall, ha) so it made for a very target rich environment. Plus sorority girls would rent houses just off campus and that was helpful too.

I was in a fraternity for a semester. They decided to be “special” that year and make the pledge process last 2 semesters and to make us come back from winter break early. So I peaced out, I was on the baseball team (notice I didn’t say I was playing baseball) and had two part-time jobs on campus. It just wasn’t worth it.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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Some of her tweets [account now deleted] can be found here

I especially like



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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She looks cute to me. And seems to have some decent muscle tone in that left picture.


Not surprised she poses the same in most (all?) of her pictures, she's obviously trying to pose in a very specific way. Turned to the side, legs in a specific stance, arm at the side etc. Trying to pose to look her best. But yeah, try a slightly different pose chick.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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Tridiot wrote:
She looks cute to me. And seems to have some decent muscle tone in that left picture.


Not surprised she poses the same in most (all?) of her pictures, she's obviously trying to pose in a very specific way. Turned to the side, legs in a specific stance, arm at the side etc. Trying to pose to look her best. But yeah, try a slightly different pose chick.

I'm Facebook friends with my 22-year old quasi-sister-in-law (she's the younger sister of the woman who's married to my brother) so I see a lot of pictures of her with her friends. It's positively maddening that they all pose the same in every picture: quarter turn, one knee flexed, hand on hip with elbow back. Looks like the same pose in the sorority girl photos above.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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From her tweet, her e-mail, and her picture, she looks like a reasonably cute girl with a foul mouth and a sense of humor. Not a terrible combination.

Oh, and she's in the same pose in both pictures because in both pictures she's standing with a dude, who has his arm around the small of her back.

Slowguy

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
AlanShearer wrote:
Duffy wrote:
You and I have different opinions on what counts for hot.

Interesting that she has the exact same pose with different outfits.


I get it. You're a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong with that.


I prefer "fit-thin" as oppose to "binge-and-purge-thin".

Look at her teeth. Yellow from all the puking. Here hair has no shine and is really thin. She has the armpits of a 50 year old and the mouth of a t-rex.

I clicked on the picture first time and thought she's pretty hot, and Id like her to cuss me out while I was drunk and we were getting it on. Then I read your description of puking and armpits and teeth, and you just killed my boner, man.



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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That's her "standing next to a guy" pose. She has one for standing by herself, group shot, etc. But they'll all use the standard "how to look your best in a photo" tips.

Those are two good combinations, but clearly she lacks judgement and some common sense (which depending on your perspective, situation in life, and level of inebriation can be a good thing as well).
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Crank wrote:
It's positively maddening that they all pose the same in every picture: quarter turn, one knee flexed, hand on hip with elbow back. Looks like the same pose in the sorority girl photos above.

Makes it easier to Photoshop later

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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From her tweet, her e-mail, and her picture, she looks like a reasonably cute girl with a foul mouth and a sense of humor. Not a terrible combination.


....said the sailor. ; ^ )


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Word on the street is that Samuel L Jackson is in a recording studio doing an Audible version of the email, right now

It's going to be called: "Go The Fuck To College"

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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randymar wrote:


Some of her tweets [account now deleted] can be found here

I especially like

I thought her name was Julia?



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [kmh1225] [ In reply to ]
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The name in the email was changed. Said so at the top of the article.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Ahhhhh. I missed that...Thanks.



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [kmh1225] [ In reply to ]
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Just saw this. Hilarious. Supposedly her 26 top tweets that she wouldn't want the public to see. They were grabbed before she deleted her account:

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Is she for real or is there somewhere you can buy 'Sorority Girl in a Can'? She could not fit the stereotype any more closely.

Actually as I type that I know the answer. She isn't for real, she is just playing the character she thinks she is supposed to be playing.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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I keep thinking it must be Sarah Silverman or someone like that. If she's real, then I feel sad for her mother.
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