He's not too fat, he's too short.

Wasn't there a picture going around recently supposedly showed him being less fat? Must have been a good angle.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Another possibility is that he didn't lie but he didn't measure either and just asked Trump how tall he was and what he weighed.

Ronnie may have measured from the top of the hair bouf rather than actual scalp

and the 40 gain? Melania's delicious home cooking

LOL! I'd be seriously worried that that woman would slowly poison me if she ever picked up a spatula.