Home Depot sells that stuff.

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Home Depot sells Coke? In what aisle?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Home Depot? Huh! Had I known that, I would have it more often! Cool.

Wifie gets it from El Rey market.

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That coke could be sold regionally and folks buy bottles at a time.

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I love that stuff; it's wonderful!

Try the Fanta Orange, too. Awesome!

Here in Texas our ubiquitous grocery chain HEB sells a lot of the cane sugar fueled versions of all the popular sodas.

My favorite is the real cane sugar Mt Dew. It drinks like a meal.

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In LALALand it does. JSA lives in the frozen tundra.

I was traveling somewhere and I found the cane sugar Mountain Dew. Cannot remember where it was. I bought it for the novelty of it, but it was a lot better than regular Dew.

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Poor poor soul. . . .Iowa Farmers and their corn crop is why (also the sugar barons want the tariffs)

I stick with Costco for my 24 packs of Mexican Coke. Btw, if you have a Central Market around, you'll find even more cane sugar goodness. HEB lacks a little variety.

Usually near the Pro checkout.

Anything is better then regular Dew. Although Mountain Dew does pair nicely with a nice Doritios Nacho Cheese. Boy, do I miss the 90's.

Anyone remember Jolt cola? Is that still a thing?

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Whole Foods looks like Aldi compared to Central Market

A special release is upcoming on the tail of the Zima success

I'm sensing another JSA zima meme smackdown in 3...2...

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You think he's that easy to lay bait for . . . . Wait I forgot whom I'm talking about.

I really need a picture of Cutler drinking a Zima

Just wait until I get back to my computer ...

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tease

He can't resist.

Just like you can't resist the sweet, sweet taste of Zima.

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By the way, I think I'm turning the corner on Negroni's. For whatever reason, I decided to get one the other night and it was really freaking good.

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Ain't no party like a windywave party
'Cause a windywave party don't stop!

Woo! Woo! Woo!

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Meh. I don't like gin. Try a Boulevardier. Replace the gin with whisky. Once you learn how to make them correctly at home, you will have trouble drinking anything else.

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You seem to forget I didn't like it

I had a buddy from work over tonight... negroni, Singapore slings, and aviation cocktails tonight... all about the ingredients

You known it biatch

I'll definitely give that a shot!

Regarding the Negroni, it was always the campari that threw me. But, I felt like a bad Italian for shunning them.

Gin drinks can be refreshing now and then. Not unlike the cool, refreshing spritz you get from crackin' a Zima with your buddies!

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Peasant

You're only lying to yourself, pal.

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Fucking Christ. get on a plane and I'll make you gin drinks that you'll like

You gals have a good time. But stay safe.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Says the effeminate cow fucker who doesn't like gin

I believe I tipsyly semi live posted about it

The only reason I don't like gin is because I'm not a 60 year old woman.

Call a cab for your bestie, honey. Nothing ruins Girls Night like a DWI.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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I don't mind gin drinks at all. Hell, I'm not even above a good G&T now and then. It was the Campari that I wasn't a big fan of.

Take it easy on the Zimas tonight, it is a work day tomorrow after all.

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Says the guy from the DUI capital of the country... when are you going to start advertising on the bus stop in front of Panera for DUI expungement?

You caught me ... instead of drinking proper cocktails I'm debasing myself by drinking Zima tonight

We don't DUIs up here in God's Country. Too busy admiring the Packers' domination over the Bears. Well, that and fighting off ugly IL women who have had one too many Zimas.

You gals need to learn your limits.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Try this one. Typical G& T, add a dash Roses lime juice and two olives.

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Don't go all Dan and ignore facts .... WI is home of the DUI.... Hey sometimes IL girls need to go slumming for a slump buster so congrats on that

So, in other words - do everything I can to kill the taste of the gin. That might work...

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Or take the gin pour it in a glass ... show a bottle of vermouth to it and don't be a [radio edit]

Same technique you use for bull semem?

When IL girls need a slump buster, they find a windywave Zima party.

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Why on earth do you know what bill semen tastes like????????

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poor comeback I have higher standards for you

Oh so you just fuck the cows? That makes sense you're "city" folk well if one considers Milwaukee a city

I'm just trying to expand your world a bit.

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He's from Wisconsin, that's a lost cause.

I can't spite the poor soul I'm a whiskey fan too.

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But do you like gin?

Why do you know what fucking cows is like??? Holy shit you don't crazy stuff when you get drunk on Zima!

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Um cow fucker look up transference much?

Does it make me gay if I say yes.

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Look ma'am, I'm just trying to keep up. You gals drank a lot of cosmos and appletinis tonight. Add Zima to the mix and that's a bad combo. If you want to have sex with cows and drink bull semen, that's your business. Just stay safe and don't get murdered on your way home.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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uh no

Hackneyed and boring. Have three negroni and then post, hopefully with improvement

Nope. Just a fun loving older gal like windy!

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Or try it with Mezcal or Tequilla. I cannot get enough Campari. I am going thru a bottle every 3 weeks. I love all variations and forms of Negroni.

Central Market was the only redeeming value of San Antonio.

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I wonder why the very large printed HECHO EN MEXICO is necessary? Do Mexicans have poor eyesight? Or do the marketers at Coca-Cola know something about the buying behaviors of gringos?

Try the Mexican Coke with Bacardi Gold and muddled fresh lime. Your welcome.

"Mexican Coke" was originally made in Mexico with pure cane sugar and was only sold in Mexico. When it was first imported to the US, it was the same Coke made for Mexico, Central, and South America. Today, "Mexican Coke" is almost exclusively sold in the US. The vast majority of the Coke made and/or sold south of the boarder is the same formula as the US and uses corn syrup. Rather than rebranding the pure cane sugar version, Coke kept the designation "Mexican Coke."

There is no mystique to it being "Mexican." That simply means is it made with pure cane sugar. As a result, it tastes different, and, IMO, better, just as most of the pure cane sugar versions of popular soft drinks do.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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So gin is a ladies drink?

You and I can be friends

I am about to mail order some new campari riff, called Contratto Bitter. It is made with blood oranges instead of grapefruit. FWIW, my second hobby after the lav room is cocktail creations. Its fun and YES, I like Gin. But mezcal and tequilla and rye are my go to spirits.

That sounds fantastic. Wifie loves tequila, so I will try that. I just made myself a Boulevardier. Unfortunately, I have no orange peal, but this will do.

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Grenadine and 7up?

You don't know what a Boulevardier is? Wow. Just, wow ...

FIBs ...

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Says the guy who doesn't drink gin

You are really helping yourself out here windy ...

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Read the history of the drink and then get back to me.

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A) It's fucking summer
B) India was conquered with it
C) My ancestoral homeland is does okay with dark spirits

Windy be like ...

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Many grocery stores have it. For some reason, it's in the "Hispanic food isle" and not by the other soda.

I actually have a bottle opener in my car specifically for when I go to Home Depot and get one. Good stuff. Brightens my day.

I invented a drink for you. It's called a Gibroni. Campari and Zima. Enjoy.

the Boulevardier is a fantastic cocktail, winter or summer. Just correct a few things.

Rule number one with any negroni/variation - USE good vermouth. Carpano Antica is worth the price of admission.
Rule Two - ditch the child's play cherries - Luxardo makes some cherries that are the biznass.
For most cocktails calling for whiskey, I reach for the Rittenhouse. That's my katchup of cocktails. Its fairly cheap and give that Boulevardier the snap it calls for.

I am not trying to convert you to Gin, but is there a cocktail flavor/taste that you favor? I find Gin is as versatile as whiskey in cocktails.

But if you want to blow your wife's socks off with some good tequilla, try Del Maguey's VIDA mezcal. Its fairly common in liquor stores. Just ask for Vida. If you put some Vida mezcal, Carpano antica,and campari (aka mezcal Negroni) you will have a hit. And if you want to amp that up - add a few drops of Bitterman's Xocolatl Mole Bitters (that shit is love btw), and that spicy chocolate balances out the smokiness of the mezcal.

HA!!! THAT is funny!!!

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Good tips. Thanks! Regarding the cherries - I normally just use orange peel, but I did not have any oranges.

To me, gin tastes like paint thinner. My son loves gin and tonic, which we joke about. But, put it in a mixed drink an I am fine. In fact, I like dirty martinis. I just love to poke fun at windy.


Thank you again!

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I just inhaled a cheerio thanks to this post. Holy shit, well played.

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