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I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.
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Uh ... I don't know how to respond to any of that other than to say no
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Where's BLeP?
And seriously?
Are you a grunter like forgie?
Do you have a detroit 8-71 attached to your shitter?
You're fuckin weird even by fuckin weird triathlete standards.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training

zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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You mean like this?


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Do you light it on fire and leave it outside your kids' room afterwards at least?

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Somehow I can use the toilet and everyone sleeps though it. Not sure what kind of cacophony you make that causes the whole house to wake up.
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- Chinese proverb
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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There's more than one oddity in this story:
-Kids that can't sleep through a toilet flush
-Pooping in a bag
-Where are you pooping in a bag so that the MiL can watch this happen, regardless of the time?






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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [len] [ In reply to ]
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len wrote:
You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training

zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

...or climbing El Cap.

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I could see a situation where I might have to crap in a bag if I lived in a third world country.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [TheForge] [ In reply to ]
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You laughing? Aren't you the one who shaved his ass?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

WTF? Just take your dump, close the lid, and come back to flush later when everyone's away (this assumes you have more than one toilet in your house). Maybe leave a sticky note on the lid warning people off that particular toilet.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

I'm scared to ask, but where do you put the bag when you're done and what do you use for toilet paper given that you were seen in the act by your MiL?

My guess is you leave it on the kitchen counter so as not to wake the kids with the garbage can closing.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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When I have to go late at night, I prefer to pop a squat on the hood of my neighbours car.

Long Chile was a silly place.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]
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Is that the one who parks on your lawn?

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [TheForge] [ In reply to ]
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TheForge wrote:
zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.


God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.

Yep, my guess is that the OP left a burning bag of poop on the doorstep of the LR and waited to see who would stomp on it.

#fakepost
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When crapping in the woods we used to have a scepter. Thy who holds the scepter controls the poo. Constructing a magnificent throne on which to crap on was a gift from.... Go poop in the woods. Make a throne and hold a scepter. Be among the enlightened.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [schroeder] [ In reply to ]
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schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)
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I miss YaHey
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zedzded wrote:
schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)

New plan: go to your local gym/gas station and take care of business there.

I feel like your family and neighborhood is going to come down with scurvy or dissentary or something. Hahaha
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Makes me think of a Seinfeld episode where George gets walked in on by his mom I think.

zedzded wrote:
schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?


I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Dude, just duece it up in toilet but don't flush. Then when kids get up you or they can flush.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Let me guess, you are an IT guy?

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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ok, Thats fucked up. But if you insist on not using the bathroom, this might work better.... grab a large 5 gallon bucket, put some water in (contains some smell) it and drop that deuce in your garage/shed.

you won't look like a nutcase dropping a deuce in a bag in your yard, well not as much of a nutcase at least.

when I used to work in new home construction as a student that's what alot of the trades did when on the rare times there was no johnny on the spot.


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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [CruseVegas] [ In reply to ]
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CruseVegas wrote:

Literally. Take that shit to the tri forum.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Perseus] [ In reply to ]
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Perseus wrote:
I could see a situation where I might have to crap in a bag if I lived in a third world country.


if you live in a third world country the great outdoors is your crapper. it's not like you're crapping in a bag and putting it in the garbage can for the garbage man to pick up on tues or fri.



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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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you'll have those snowflakes laying on the floor in the fetal position sucking their thumbs with some of the shit, figuratively and literally, that goes on here.










BLeP wrote:
CruseVegas wrote:


Literally. Take that shit to the tri forum.

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [LorenzoP] [ In reply to ]
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You laughing? Aren't you the one who shaved his ass?

Yep and you don't find this weirder?

By the way I was going to give an update. Thanks for reminding me.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.

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I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.

It goes in the outside bin

Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)

Do you go out into the middle of your yard like a dog to pop your squat ? I think you're alone on this one.

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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zedzded wrote:
I do it outside in the back yard

If you are crapping in the yard, dig yourself a hole. Or just get yourself a chamber pot and shit civilized, inside, like they did in the 1500s.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
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Leddy wrote:

Do you go out into the middle of your yard like a dog to pop your squat ? I think you're alone on this one.

He's absolutely alone on this one. Anyone with a brain (who also lives in a house where a feather dropping on the floor wakes everyone up) would crap in the house, leave the seat down and put a note on it telling the next person to flush before opening because you didn't want to flush and wake people up.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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How the hell can you set an alarm to get you up early enough to train but can't flush the toilet? At the least you could leave it in the closed toilet and then flush when everyone is awake.

I've seen some crazy stuff on this forum, but you've taken the cake. This is perhaps even more disturbing than Duffy's cat road kill story several weeks ago.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Do you pee in a bottle simultaneously, if you need to do both?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
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Leddy wrote:

Do you go out into the middle of your yard like a dog to pop your squat ? I think you're alone on this one.

hah hah.... got my thinking and unfortunately envisioning , do you poop right into the bag or squat and drop one like a dog and use the bag to scoop it up??

my god if I got up early one morning looked out the window and saw my neighbor dropping a deuce in the yard next door, fuck, I'm pretty there would be no choice but calling the realtors, lol
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [MidwestRoadie] [ In reply to ]
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MidwestRoadie wrote:
How the hell can you set an alarm to get you up early enough to train but can't flush the toilet? At the least you could leave it in the closed toilet and then flush when everyone is awake.

I've seen some crazy stuff on this forum, but you've taken the cake. This is perhaps even more disturbing than Duffy's cat road kill story several weeks ago.

A man got aroused by a hot chick. What is disturbing about that?

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [axlsix3] [ In reply to ]
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The PoopTrap only collects magic poop?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Leddy wrote:


Do you go out into the middle of your yard like a dog to pop your squat ? I think you're alone on this one.


He's absolutely alone on this one. Anyone with a brain (who also lives in a house where a feather dropping on the floor wakes everyone up) would crap in the house, leave the seat down and put a note on it telling the next person to flush before opening because you didn't want to flush and wake people up.

Seriously. It's probably the least noisy of my morning activities.

Maybe he lives in a yurt?

The only activity I have to relocate to keep the noise down for is when I get home at 1am and rip into that krinkly-ass bag of corn or pita chips. Small house, hardwood floors, two young kids and a wife that leaves for work at 0530, so my post-call snack binge goes down in the garage.

The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [sphere] [ In reply to ]
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Do you walk in a circle before you pop a squat, too?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [J_R] [ In reply to ]
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How'd you like to have been the lab tech who got to measure all of those, uh, 'samples' ~ down to the tenth of a gram(!)?

Have to admit, I looked for the heaviest one: 385g. And have to admit, part deux: I was actually a bit disappointed; pretty sure I've dumped several full-pounders before.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [macbain_tri] [ In reply to ]
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In all seriousness, I've gone on wilderness floats where too many boaters in a low-humidity environment (i.e., shit doesn't decompose fast enough) has led to a pretty restrictive permit system ~ one of the requirements being you need to have an approved solid-waste container system. Basically, you can just use a typical 5-gal contractor bucket w/ a molded seat/lid, and then you buy these special 'blue' bags that have a dry chemical powder in it that will jellify when you add your wet contents so it sorta encapsulates the magic in a less-odiferous blob. Then, at the take-out sites there's a dedicated dump station specifically for emptying the bags.

Of course, you could just use a garden-variety trash bag, or even skip the bucket, but the bucket definitely makes the job easier since you don't need to hold the bag in place, and I imagine a plain bag will be more likely to leak or stink after a few days in the summer sun en route.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [OneGoodLeg] [ In reply to ]
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Two pages and finally someone gives the OP some straight answers.

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [H-] [ In reply to ]
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H- wrote:
Two pages and finally someone gives the OP some straight answers.

I think telling the OP that he's out of his fucking mind is a pretty straight answer.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [triguy101] [ In reply to ]
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triguy101 wrote:
H- wrote:
Two pages and finally someone gives the OP some straight answers.


I think telling the OP that he's out of his fucking mind is a pretty straight answer.

You are correct. I should have said: "Two pages and the OP finally finds a kindred spirit."

Not saying that onegoodleg would crap in a bag in his backyard, but the circumstances didn't seem to phase him and he got right into the technical aspects of the issue.

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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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You need a yard toilet.


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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [OneGoodLeg] [ In reply to ]
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OneGoodLeg wrote:
In all seriousness, I've gone on wilderness floats where too many boaters in a low-humidity environment (i.e., shit doesn't decompose fast enough) has led to a pretty restrictive permit system ~ one of the requirements being you need to have an approved solid-waste container system. Basically, you can just use a typical 5-gal contractor bucket w/ a molded seat/lid, and then you buy these special 'blue' bags that have a dry chemical powder in it that will jellify when you add your wet contents so it sorta encapsulates the magic in a less-odiferous blob. Then, at the take-out sites there's a dedicated dump station specifically for emptying the bags.

Of course, you could just use a garden-variety trash bag, or even skip the bucket, but the bucket definitely makes the job easier since you don't need to hold the bag in place, and I imagine a plain bag will be more likely to leak or stink after a few days in the summer sun en route.

I originally used a bucket. The shopping bags stretched neatly over the bucket and it worked well, but as time has gone on, I've perfected my technique and have done away with the bucket. The bags have handles too, making the process all the easier. I've only had one "mishap".
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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I hope you at least use the compostable biobags.

Either way, you got hosed on the house you bought or built, because hearing a toilet flush in the entire house is just a sign of poor construction and/or insulation.



ones at least. And make sure no animlas can get
zedzded wrote:
OneGoodLeg wrote:
In all seriousness, I've gone on wilderness floats where too many boaters in a low-humidity environment (i.e., shit doesn't decompose fast enough) has led to a pretty restrictive permit system ~ one of the requirements being you need to have an approved solid-waste container system. Basically, you can just use a typical 5-gal contractor bucket w/ a molded seat/lid, and then you buy these special 'blue' bags that have a dry chemical powder in it that will jellify when you add your wet contents so it sorta encapsulates the magic in a less-odiferous blob. Then, at the take-out sites there's a dedicated dump station specifically for emptying the bags.

Of course, you could just use a garden-variety trash bag, or even skip the bucket, but the bucket definitely makes the job easier since you don't need to hold the bag in place, and I imagine a plain bag will be more likely to leak or stink after a few days in the summer sun en route.


I originally used a bucket. The shopping bags stretched neatly over the bucket and it worked well, but as time has gone on, I've perfected my technique and have done away with the bucket. The bags have handles too, making the process all the easier. I've only had one "mishap".
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [North] [ In reply to ]
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I think its time to hand the old lady and the kids some ear plugs. How could a man deny himself the greatness that is the comfortable morning dump on HIS throne. Were one meditates , plans his day and reads crazy shit in the LR.
Missing that would wreck my whole day seriously.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Here's a challenge: see if you can hit a solo cup from 18 inches?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Dude - who's the boss in your house?

Mrs Zedzed (hands on her hips)"Marvin your flushing wakes the kids"

Mr Zedzed (cowering) "But dear, I just have to go"

Mrs Zedzed (growing more hostile) "Your just going to have to hold it"

Mr Zedzed (voice shrinking) "But, but..."

Mrs Zedzed "and don't you even think about leaving that in the toilet! My mother lives here and she deserves more than finding you pathetic waste in the toilet!"

Mr Zedzed (quivering now) "I can't help it dear"

Mrs Zedzed "You go outside in the yard! And you damn well better not leave it there!"

Mr Zedzed (shrinking) "Yes dear"
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triguy101 wrote:
H- wrote:
Two pages and finally someone gives the OP some straight answers.


I think telling the OP that he's out of his fucking mind is a pretty straight answer.

Three people have now asked me why I keep laughing ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I don't think Zed has answered the question of why flushing the toilet wakes everyone up? Assuming the only bathroom is on the same floor as everyone sleeps I can't imagine the problem cannot be fixed by a trip to Home Depot and some time spent replacing the guts of the toilet. Or the toilet itself.

But just because I can't imagine the problem it must be there since he is pooping in his yard.

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
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Does he nave a gas powered toilet?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded] [ In reply to ]
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Get a metal bucket, shit in it, then douse in diesel fuel and ignite. Problem solved and you get to play with fire.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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TheForge wrote:
Get a metal bucket, shit in it, then douse in diesel fuel and ignite. Problem solved and you get to play with fire.


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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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I saw a post about some of these "thanks for your service smells". That would definitely be one of them. How many war movies have shown that. Platoon, Casualties of War I think did it. Jarhead. The protagonist is always forced to do that. Its like a right of passage of the hero in war movies.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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Hey, this page addresses his problem in each and every sing way. He can use a cat hole.

http://www.thesurvivalistblog.net/...n-waste-and-hygiene/


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Army field guide to human waste disposal.

http://www.armystudyguide.com/...ities-for-huma.shtml

I can only imagine the sight and smell of diesel fuel mixed with feces and piss. I'm sure with women in theater, other feminine hygiene products get in the mix to.


"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Dirt fighter] [ In reply to ]
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Dirt fighter wrote:
Does he nave a gas powered toilet?

I'm suggesting he upgrade his throne. Just saw one of these on a H&G show the Mrs watches. Problem solved

http://www.us.kohler.com/.../toilets/1120267.htm

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
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I'd get the one from NEST with the integrated camera....

has an app to alert your mother in law or anybody who can hack, if, how and when shit happens.



Leddy wrote:
Dirt fighter wrote:
Does he nave a gas powered toilet?


I'm suggesting he upgrade his throne. Just saw one of these on a H&G show the Mrs watches. Problem solved

http://www.us.kohler.com/.../toilets/1120267.htm
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
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Leddy wrote:
Dirt fighter wrote:
Does he nave a gas powered toilet?


I'm suggesting he upgrade his throne. Just saw one of these on a H&G show the Mrs watches. Problem solved

http://www.us.kohler.com/.../toilets/1120267.htm

$4500 for a toilet...

That's almost more crazy then the OP.

By the way, OP. Make a doggy septic system in your back yard. Takes a half day to make, costs around $50. Problem solved.

Or, you know, be a man and crap in your own damn house. If it's too loud, tell the wife and kids to sleep outside where they can get some peace and quiet.

Long Chile was a silly place.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [macbain_tri] [ In reply to ]
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macbain_tri wrote:
Leddy wrote:

Do you go out into the middle of your yard like a dog to pop your squat ? I think you're alone on this one.

hah hah.... got my thinking and unfortunately envisioning , do you poop right into the bag or squat and drop one like a dog and use the bag to scoop it up??

my god if I got up early one morning looked out the window and saw my neighbor dropping a deuce in the yard next door, fuck, I'm pretty there would be no choice but calling the realtors, lol

If he went one step further, did the splits then dragged his ass along the ground by his hands would you cut him some slack for being clean?
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [North] [ In reply to ]
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