Drive to work right now, but took the subway for a decade. To name just a few that I ran into regularly:
- Those who eat and spill goopy, reeking food on themselves, the seats, and others
- The strident Christian proselytizers
- The audible farters
- The opioid addicts who drool on themselves before passing out and holding up the trains while EMTs are called, then get pissed when they are woken up
- The incredibly loud high school kids who make fun of elderly passengers
- People with headphones who rap at full voice profanity-filled lyrics next to mothers traveling with small children
- The Ivy League undergrad twats talking smugly about how "Immanuel Kant just fucking 'got it', you know, but nobody seems to see that anymore..."
- The able bodied riders in the handicapped/special needs seats who, when asked to move for a handicapped or pregnant person, say "nah, I don't think so, I waited 3 stops for this seat...."