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danielito

Mar 9, 05 12:03

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Nothing, really, nothing at all.


dire wolf

Mar 9, 05 13:38

Post #552 of 629 (2975 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [danielito] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

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manonfire

Mar 9, 05 13:46

Post #553 of 629 (2963 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [direwolf] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Ohhhhh... Delorrrisss!



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randymar

Mar 9, 05 13:55

Post #554 of 629 (2953 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [direwolf] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

In Reply To:
I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.
Jerry: What?

Kramer: Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they
canceled the rest of the week.

Elaine: You punched who in the mouth?

Kramer: Mickey Mantle.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching,
and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that
guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Jerry: Wow! Joe Pepitone!

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I
throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his
pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch,
he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Jerry: You plunked him.

Kramer: Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the
mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out
between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm
trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls
me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down,
and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.



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Mike C

Mar 9, 05 14:46

Post #555 of 629 (2930 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [randymar] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Art Vandelay, architect.


TriBriGuy

Mar 9, 05 18:16

Post #556 of 629 (2897 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Wow...almost a year and we haven't been banished to the Lavender room with this...maybe there is just enough ON TOPIC crap here...

Anyone want to talk about that crappy green Klein?

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randymar

Mar 10, 05 8:28

Post #557 of 629 (2865 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

In Reply To:
Anyone want to talk about that crappy green Klein?


Back up a page, buddy boy.

In the first season, the bike was a green Klein, but somehow, the fork seemed to be on backward.
Cannondale Super Killer V appeared in one episode in the second season, but was later rumored to be stolen.
The green Klein returned with the fork mounted the right way.

The bikes in "Seinfeld's" apartment are actually the personal mountain bikes of actor Michael Richards, "Kramer" on the show. Jerry does not ride.

Episode #165: The Apology

Melissa, [naked - wheeling out Jerry's bicycle]: "OK, Jerry. I fixed that bike."
Jerry: "Oh. That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show."
Melissa, [crouching down next to the bike]: "I should really clean those bearings. Hold this. Look at all that gunk."
Jerry: "Please don't crouch."
Melissa: "Ouch! Caught my skin."
Jerry: "Oh, that's bad. Especially that area."
Melissa: "You got anything to snack on?"
Jerry: "Uhh..."
Melissa, [grabbing the pickle jar and straining to open it]: "Oh, pickles! Unnhhhh! It's a tough one."
Jerry: "Look, please stop! Let me help you with that!"
Melissa, [finally opening the jar]: "Unnnnh! Oooh. That's gonna leave a welt. Look at that."
Jerry, [leaving the room]: "I can't. I can't look anymore. I-I-I've seen too much."



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"Our paths to Victory and Defeat could not have been more different, which, I suppose, explains our respective outcomes." - Wankmeister


Mike C

Mar 10, 05 9:50

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [randymar] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

I think it moved....


danielito

Jun 24, 05 14:22

Post #559 of 629 (2807 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mike C] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Summer reruns.


dire wolf

Jun 24, 05 14:30

Post #560 of 629 (2787 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [danielito] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

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Mike C

Jun 24, 05 14:35

Post #561 of 629 (2777 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [danielito] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Gammy's getting upset!!!


dire wolf

Jun 24, 05 17:16

Post #562 of 629 (2722 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mike C] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"Ah, you're crazy."

"Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

"It's impossible!"

"Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"

"It can't be."

"Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"

"Alright, that's enough."

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iO4

Jun 24, 05 17:24

Post #563 of 629 (2717 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [dire wolf] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George: Who said that?

Boss: She did.

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.

Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.

George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?
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Trevor S

Jun 24, 05 17:29

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [jtaylor1024] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Well, I'm Out!


(This post was edited by Trevor S on Jun 24, 05 17:31)


TriBriGuy

Jun 24, 05 17:52

Post #565 of 629 (2694 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Trevor S] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

That was fast.

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Trevor S

Jun 24, 05 18:00

Post #566 of 629 (2686 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

I'm not wearing the ribbon! (or the Livestrong bracelet :-))


Mike C

Jun 24, 05 18:16

Post #567 of 629 (2678 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Trevor S] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"Hawaii... The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps." - Newman, in "The Andrea Doria"


zoomy3

Jun 24, 05 18:37

Post #568 of 629 (2664 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mike C] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"I was eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!"


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"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t


Trevor S

Jun 24, 05 18:55

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Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!" K


zoomy3

Jun 24, 05 19:48

Post #570 of 629 (2642 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Trevor S] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Good one, Trevor.

"So Mr. Tommasulo wants to play dirty. Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil." -GC


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Andrew

"When will i learn, people do not want to hurt but will spend $500.00 bucks to go four seconds faster." - randall t


wdfaRacing

Jun 24, 05 20:07

Post #571 of 629 (2633 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Helloooooo la la laaa!!!
wK

"Training is a rite of purification; from it comes speed and strength. Racing is a rite of character; from it comes knowledge....In my training and racing I spend certain amount of time on the redline, so when a personal best opportunity presents itself...the lonely pressure will encourage precise execution." --Paul McMullen '96 Olympian
1995-96 USA National Champion 1500 m.


Mike C

Jun 24, 05 20:47

Post #572 of 629 (2623 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [zoomy3] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"It's like a sauna in here." - Kramer, sitting in a sauna, in "The Implant"


TriBriGuy

Jun 25, 05 2:25

Post #573 of 629 (2611 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mike C] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Hey folks, let's not turn this into a straight quote thread...its about the yada yada of YOUR lives...Kramer ain't comin' back...

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Mike C

Jun 25, 05 9:30

Post #574 of 629 (2589 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [TriBriGuy] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Get out!


TriBriGuy

Jun 25, 05 9:35

Post #575 of 629 (2588 views)
Re: The Seinfeld Thread. . . [Mike C] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Ouch. Evicted from my own thread! Now THAT is a Seinfeld moment!

;-)

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