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Dooayne Tries
Apr 7, 12 14:41
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just wanted to let everyone know lance is in france right now. around nice i think. any thoughts on where he might go to dinner tonight or perhaps what time he might take a dump today. discuss.
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Apr 7, 12 15:54
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spoken like a true gentlemen...eloquently put.
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Apr 7, 12 15:56
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HAHAHAHAHA..........good stuff.
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Apr 7, 12 16:29
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Slowtwitcher's have elevated Lance to God status. He no longer shits.
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Apr 7, 12 16:30
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"Lance in France" is the name of a children's book. I thought this thread was going to be about it. My kids loved it. Nothing about his BMs in it though ;-)
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Apr 7, 12 16:59
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AJHull wrote:
Slowtwitcher's have elevated Lance to God status. He no longer shits.
he is clean...
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You'll learn when you're over your head you CAN dig deeper despite what your legs are telling you.
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Apr 7, 12 17:08
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Are there ants in his pants? By any chance will he dance? Perhaps he will find romance?
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It seemed like a good idea at the time. . .
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Apr 7, 12 17:58
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Lance cured my warts
Dooayne Tries
Apr 7, 12 18:10
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id buy his cancer nut for 100 million dollars.....to far? naw
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Apr 7, 12 18:25
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Good to hear, those anal warts can be a bitch!
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Apr 7, 12 21:09
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ironic that you are, in fact, monitoring the guy's travel schedule...
RobtheRobbo
Apr 7, 12 22:05
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The Lance is the jesters jousting tool of choice.
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Apr 7, 12 22:19
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To far man, when you can probably get a canker ball for half dat. BFF Tyler was a jerk for cheating on Lance, though now we know that the cream was never for saddle-rash. (Seconds) shaving parties were all the rage at US Postal.
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Ultra-tri-guy
Apr 7, 12 22:32
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AJHull wrote:
Slowtwitcher's have elevated Lance to God status. He no longer shits.
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Yeah,apperently now he just gives everyone else the shits..;-)
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RobtheRobbo
Apr 8, 12 0:05
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I don't know why Lance gives so many the shits - it's not like a tri geek ever came second to Lance at the TDF.
In France, Lance is a champ'ignon. Not only does he look great in yella, his positivity has raised.awareness of the fight about drugs in sport. Even if he ain't the next Jesus, his near amazing feats still border miracle. I'm all for the Vatican giv'n up a holla for the patron Saint of Velo-Yellow.
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RobtheRobbo wrote:
I don't know why Lance gives so many the shits - it's not like a tri geek ever came second to Lance at the TDF.
In France, Lance is a champ'ignon. Not only does he look great in yella, his positivity has raised.awareness of the fight about drugs in sport. Even if he ain't the next Jesus, his near amazing feats still border miracle. I'm all for the Vatican giv'n up a holla for the patron Saint of Velo-Yellow.
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Well the haters will still hate and a lot of tri-folk don't like the fact that an old,retired,rich,playboy,cyclist has easily moved over to or little sport from partying in margaritaville and has not only shaken up the pro ranks but has become the big hope for triathlon becoming more mainstream.
I for one,think it is awesome on so many levels..
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Apr 8, 12 0:29
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That's the faith of spirit dude. I feel ya man, both emotionally and physically. F the rest of them. Their false deities are just posers anyway. I just wish Lance was being paraded on a Shiv. That Concept 9 is beat-ghetto yo.
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Apr 8, 12 1:27
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RobtheRobbo wrote:
I don't know why Lance gives so many the shits - it's not like a tri geek ever came second to Lance at the TDF.
In France, Lance is a champ'ignon. Not only does he look great in yella, his positivity has raised.awareness of the fight about drugs in sport. Even if he ain't the next Jesus, his near amazing feats still border miracle. I'm all for the Vatican giv'n up a holla for the patron Saint of Velo-Yellow.
Y'all do realize that "champignon" means mushroom, right?
Like...kept in the dark and fed manure?
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