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spiderwj

Oct 11, 09 8:10

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I'm on vacation in Chicago and the temperatures have fallen off. It's down in the mid to low 30's. I ran yesterday morning with tights, long sleeve shirt, thing gloves, and ear warmer. About 40 minutes into my run, I realized that my penis was near frozen! The rest of my body was fine so I wasn't under dressed just couldn't keep my manhood warm. I'm assuming it was from the air movement through the tights.

My question is, what do y'all wear under your tights to keep the family jewels at a comfortable temperature?


hgrong

Oct 11, 09 8:12

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http://www.craft-usa.com/...p;id=509&bcsex=m

Windproof underwear.


Emilio

Oct 11, 09 8:13

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

I wear a pair of De Soto Run Short over my tights. They are windproof so that will take of your little problem.


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sebemfo

Oct 11, 09 8:17

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [Emilio] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

In Reply To:
I wear a pair of De Soto Run Short over my tights. They are windproof so that will take of your little problem.

HA! you said "little". :-)


hgrong

Oct 11, 09 8:17

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [Emilio] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

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that will take of your little problem.

Ouch, Emilio! Guy comes here for some advice and you insult his manhood.


Boudreaux

Oct 11, 09 8:29

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Frozen dick syndrome is one aspect of running and biking in cold weather...dealt with it for years.

Hurts, dosen't it?

"you know, aero trumps training ;-) "
R10C 10/09


EJOTT

Oct 11, 09 8:33

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Try a sock. :)


spiderwj

Oct 11, 09 8:45

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [EJOTT] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Sock to keep warm or deal with my "little" problem??? Cause at these temperatures, taint no doubt it's little!


Goop

Oct 11, 09 8:54

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Try this "little rascal" for the canadian heated version.





EJOTT

Oct 11, 09 8:55

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Ha, There have been many times where I've started a winter run with a hat, yet end up looking like a well endowed skinny guy. I figured I just put a sock over and wrap, and I don't have to lose the hat during the run.

Eric


TriBiker

Oct 11, 09 9:08

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

'Been there, my friend. What's more interesting is what happens when things thaw. Moving along then ..I just stuff an old facecloth down the front on those days I know I'm gonna be headed into a wind for long stretches.


Boo Radley

Oct 11, 09 9:21

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Personally, I just use a foreskin; nature's heater. No problems.

Since those are usually hard to find, you can always try winter running briefs that have a windblock or extra protection. Many of the majors like Sugoi, Craft etc make them. Never tried them, but people tell me they work.


(This post was edited by Boo Radley on Oct 11, 09 9:25)


saltman

Oct 11, 09 12:12

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"Blue Tip"....absolutely awful. An extra layer has usually helped and try to run into the wind first, before you start sweating a lot.


jthurd

Oct 11, 09 13:21

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [saltman] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

>45 shorts
30-45 sport undies + light Dickpants (spandex)
20-30 sport undies + med-heavy dickpants + shorts (depending on wind)
10-20 nike running undies (covers quads) + heavy dickpants + shorts
0-10 nike running undies + shorts + running "pants"
(-15)-0 wool sock over junk + running undies + running pants + smartwool ski socks that come up to knees
<(-15) forget it
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Horsecow racing


Toby Tri

Oct 11, 09 13:46

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almost tri-ing

Oct 11, 09 14:30

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Very interesting post, for those of us who are penisless. I had no idea...hope you get your "little" problem figured out. Sounds painful.


jkahan

Oct 11, 09 14:56

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any cross country skier will tell you that you need a pair of polypropelen winter briefs (polypropelen with wind breaker nylon in front) -- also a piece of sheepskin or cashmere for those sub 0 (degrees F) days.
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slowhokie

Oct 11, 09 15:01

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

The term I've come to know this by is "dicksickle". It is painful.


nebmot

Oct 11, 09 15:08

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [Emilio] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

Emilio,
Can you bring back the running shorts that didn't have a liner and were meant to be worn over tri shorts? I have a black with white strip pair and another with blue and white strip. I LOVE those shorts!

Ben




ishi no ue ni san nen | Perseverance will win in the end. | Blog | @nebmot | Guided by MarkyV


tgarson

Oct 11, 09 15:12

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [hgrong] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

In Reply To:
http://www.craft-usa.com/cra_shop_zoom.php?back=&category=92&headline=men&area=shop&type=bunderwear&id=509&bcsex=m

Windproof underwear.

Anyone have any recommendations that aren't 40 bucks a pair for nut huggers? I went for a <32 run today with Nike compression shorts underwear underneath running shorts... got to experience a whole new different type of blue balls.

Definitely going to invest in some anterior insulation.


Arlene_B

Oct 11, 09 15:13

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [nebmot] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

"It shrinks??" -Elaine Bennis, Seinfeld


Emilio

Oct 11, 09 15:50

Post #22 of 41 (10527 views)
Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [nebmot] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

In Reply To:
Emilio,
Can you bring back the running shorts that didn't have a liner and were meant to be worn over tri shorts? I have a black with white strip pair and another with blue and white strip. I LOVE those shorts!

Ben
The ones that are like Basketball shorts? Yeah, I have a pair on right now. They are my PJ's when I travel. Guess what? None of my runshorts have liners in them. I run with trishorts under all my shorts. I even surf with them under my surftrunks.

You can cut the liners out of any pair of De Soto Run Shorts in about 30 seconds! Follow these simple instructions:

1. Turn them inside out.
2. Hang them from the crotch of the liner
3. Take a pair of scissors or a sharp exacto knife and start cutting.


Emilio De Soto II
emilio@desotosport.com http://www.desotosport.com
For deals or updates on new products, "LIKE" us De Soto Facebook


SeasonsChange

Oct 11, 09 16:00

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [spiderwj] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

tube sock on the tube.


iO4

Oct 11, 09 16:10

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littlefoot

Oct 11, 09 17:03

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Re: Cold Penis During Winter Run [jO4] [In reply to] Quote | Reply

oh my goodness. That is hilarious!

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