For the record I am not trying to be vulgar or perverse in any way. I am really trying to figure this one out.

Ok here goes....so I seem to have this small problem. Let me preface this with saying I am relatively new to the sport of triathlons and I wasn't a swimmer, runner or biker before so everything is new to me. I have participated in 4 races and so far every time I swim, in a race, wearing a wetsuit I have uncontrollable orgasms. Insert laugh here. I know men think its great and women usually laugh and have some smart comment about a magic wetsuit. But it’s really debilitating. First of all it’s very hard to concentrate because it happens an average or 4-6 times per race and it elevates my breathing to the point that I feel like I'm going to hyperventilate. So far I have talked to several people...tri coaches, swimming coaches, other athletes, my Doctor, a Doctor who is also a naturopath and also a psychologist. I don’t think that it is a friction/rubbing issue because it’s actually kind of hard to get your wetsuit that far up in between your legs. I have also worn a wetsuit in the pool a number of times and it’s never happened as well as doing open water swims without any issues. Someone suggested that I check out the site and I did find a post on an orgasm while running. I'm going to pass it off as stress related and hope that the more races I do the less it will happen.

Please tell me this has happened to someone else!!!

I didn't think that I had to give an explanation of an orgasm but for the record...It's a full on toe curling, eyes rolling in the back of your head, head to toe orgasm.

My wife would like to know what kind of wetsuit you are wearing?

there is a joke about lending a "hand" in there somewhere....