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How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail?
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Enjoy, my friends... Enjoy.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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She has a point.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Cunt punting. FUCKING CUNT PUNTING! FUCKING. CUNT. PUNTING.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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AlanShearer wrote:
She has a point.

Yeah, you join a sorority you've gone all in as far as being a vapid, dumb fuck. Don't join if you're not going to be committed to the cause.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]
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or else you risk a good cunt punting.

By the way, I think I'm in love.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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The name has been changed......from chainpin.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Is she hot?

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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If this is truly her, then yes.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/...er-unloads-on-siste/

But I wouldn't have need a pic to see that she's hot. Only someone hot could have penned that.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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She seems smart.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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If I went tot he University of Maryland, I would cheer for the other team, too. Just sayin........

It's all about the post count!!!
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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This is news? Why?

And people look down at me because I LITERALLY didn't go to FUCKING college?

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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You and I have different opinions on what counts for hot.

Interesting that she has the exact same pose with different outfits.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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But, dude, she LITERALLY, has KILLER bangs!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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There are worse ways for your kid to make the news.

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KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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"I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU!"
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
You and I have different opinions on what counts for hot.

Interesting that she has the exact same pose with different outfits.

I get it. You're a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong with that.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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AlanShearer wrote:
Duffy wrote:
You and I have different opinions on what counts for hot.

Interesting that she has the exact same pose with different outfits.


I get it. You're a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong with that.

I prefer "fit-thin" as oppose to "binge-and-purge-thin".

Look at her teeth. Yellow from all the puking. Here hair has no shine and is really thin. She has the armpits of a 50 year old and the mouth of a t-rex.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Look at her teeth. Yellow from all the puking. Here hair has no shine and is really thin. She has the armpits of a 50 year old and the mouth of a t-rex.

So, you are saying you think she's hot ...

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Her pimp hand is strong.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [chriskal] [ In reply to ]
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I bet she has 150 selfies in her profile pics on FB. All variations of that same pose.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [downesy] [ In reply to ]
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downesy wrote:
I bet she has 150 selfies in her profile pics on FB. All variations of that same pose.

Exactly. Maybe a few with duck-face just to mix it up.

This bimbo has a bright future in reality shows.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Hydro] [ In reply to ]
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And six friends commenting on each one. "Babe, you're so gorgeous. Love you, hon."
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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"SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR."

I would have thought the underlined and bolded part was one of the main points why that fraternity hangs out with them?
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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If this were issued by someone in a fraternity, would anyone even blink an eye?

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -- Ron Swanson
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [bricklayer] [ In reply to ]
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bricklayer wrote:
Cunt punting. FUCKING CUNT PUNTING! FUCKING. CUNT. PUNTING.


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [WelshinPhilly] [ In reply to ]
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How have I never used the term "cunt punt" before?
This might be my new favorite phrase.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to try that phrase out on my wife tonight. I'll report back and let you know how it went.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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I used to work at a conference center when I was in college, and during rush week (which would have been awesome if it was the band.....hell, I'd even enjoy it if it was Limbaugh) a bunch of sorities would rent out a bunch of cnoference rooms and do their thing. I guess this is where they pick and choose who gets in (no fat chicks, sorry......add to that no poor chicks, no geeky chicks, no sistah's unless you act like totally white). They were mostly good looking and annoying.

Every now and then I look back on college and think that maybe I missed out not doing the fraternaty thing. From what I understand, 105% of the purpose about being in a frat is getting laid.

Of course, then I realize that it wouldn't have made a difference. Even if I got into a "cool" frat, I'd be hanging out with a bunch of douchebags that I have nothing in common with, and would end up socializing with a bunch of hot bimbos that I have nothing in common with. At some point, after enough frustrating outings of not getting any play, I'd be urged to try some date rape techniques.


Having said that, I know that there are different kinds of fraternaties. On campus we certainly had our own versions of the Lamda Lmabda Lamda's and Omega Mu's. I also know that some schools, like Maryland, frat life is huge, and some even require that you join (like Princeton, though they are called Eating Clubs).

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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BarryP wrote:
I'm going to try that phrase out on my wife tonight. I'll report back and let you know how it went.

I like you Barry. Thus, I am really going to miss you ...

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Fraternity life was pretty fun. Sure we drank too much. And our sole purpose after the sun went down was to get laid. But I think I would have done the same thing if I wasn't in a fraternity. It was college. The beer was cheap and the chicks didn't care how much money you had.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [timboricki] [ In reply to ]
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Fraternity life was pretty fun. Sure we drank too much. And our sole purpose after the sun went down was to get laid. But I think I would have done the same thing if I wasn't in a fraternity. It was college. The beer was cheap and the chicks didn't care how much money you had.

My brother's whole life course seems to have been defined by his frat (the one in the story ironically enough). Either via jobs through those connections or sponging off the rich guys he met. He currently manages a business because he got hired by his frat buddy's Dad (who owns the company) a few years ago. His buddy is too much of fuck-up to run the business so my brother has ended up doing it.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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There are some funny responses right after the letter. Someone said she sounded like a slutty Ari Gold.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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I can't go to any of those links at client site due to what it seems like is some really not safe for work language, so can someone post a picture of her?


A friend of mine was a Tri Delt at MD (my wife was at Wake Forest), and the Greek system at MD is indeed pretty big in numbers etc. There are obviously many thousands of kids at MD that aren't in a frat/sorority, but for those that were in, it was a BIGGGGGGGGG deal.
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Tridiot wrote:
I can't go to any of those links at client site due to what it seems like is some really not safe for work language, so can someone post a picture of her?


A friend of mine was a Tri Delt at MD (my wife was at Wake Forest), and the Greek system at MD is indeed pretty big in numbers etc. There are obviously many thousands of kids at MD that aren't in a frat/sorority, but for those that were in, it was a BIGGGGGGGGG deal.


Can't get lucky? Tri Delts.

I kid! I kid! I worked as a waiter at the Purdue Tri Delt chapter. Great sorority. Great deal of fun. Got paid and ate for free, which is the only way I was able to live in a fraternity myself. Plus, the sorority food was unbelievably better than the fraternity food.

I got in trouble one time. The phone rang. No one else was around. I picked it up and said, "Delta Delta Delta, may I help ya, help ya, help ya?" It was one of the sorority officers. Ooops.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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That's hilarious about the phone.

I went to school in PA, so sorority houses were verboten (something about too many women in a house making it a brothel). So the downside was obviously no real sorority houses/parties etc. The up side was that most sorority girls were living in the same dorm building (Hunt Hall, ha) so it made for a very target rich environment. Plus sorority girls would rent houses just off campus and that was helpful too.

I was in a fraternity for a semester. They decided to be “special” that year and make the pledge process last 2 semesters and to make us come back from winter break early. So I peaced out, I was on the baseball team (notice I didn’t say I was playing baseball) and had two part-time jobs on campus. It just wasn’t worth it.
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Some of her tweets [account now deleted] can be found here

I especially like



As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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She looks cute to me. And seems to have some decent muscle tone in that left picture.


Not surprised she poses the same in most (all?) of her pictures, she's obviously trying to pose in a very specific way. Turned to the side, legs in a specific stance, arm at the side etc. Trying to pose to look her best. But yeah, try a slightly different pose chick.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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Tridiot wrote:
She looks cute to me. And seems to have some decent muscle tone in that left picture.


Not surprised she poses the same in most (all?) of her pictures, she's obviously trying to pose in a very specific way. Turned to the side, legs in a specific stance, arm at the side etc. Trying to pose to look her best. But yeah, try a slightly different pose chick.

I'm Facebook friends with my 22-year old quasi-sister-in-law (she's the younger sister of the woman who's married to my brother) so I see a lot of pictures of her with her friends. It's positively maddening that they all pose the same in every picture: quarter turn, one knee flexed, hand on hip with elbow back. Looks like the same pose in the sorority girl photos above.


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tridiot] [ In reply to ]
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From her tweet, her e-mail, and her picture, she looks like a reasonably cute girl with a foul mouth and a sense of humor. Not a terrible combination.

Oh, and she's in the same pose in both pictures because in both pictures she's standing with a dude, who has his arm around the small of her back.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
AlanShearer wrote:
Duffy wrote:
You and I have different opinions on what counts for hot.

Interesting that she has the exact same pose with different outfits.


I get it. You're a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong with that.


I prefer "fit-thin" as oppose to "binge-and-purge-thin".

Look at her teeth. Yellow from all the puking. Here hair has no shine and is really thin. She has the armpits of a 50 year old and the mouth of a t-rex.

I clicked on the picture first time and thought she's pretty hot, and Id like her to cuss me out while I was drunk and we were getting it on. Then I read your description of puking and armpits and teeth, and you just killed my boner, man.



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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That's her "standing next to a guy" pose. She has one for standing by herself, group shot, etc. But they'll all use the standard "how to look your best in a photo" tips.

Those are two good combinations, but clearly she lacks judgement and some common sense (which depending on your perspective, situation in life, and level of inebriation can be a good thing as well).
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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Crank wrote:
It's positively maddening that they all pose the same in every picture: quarter turn, one knee flexed, hand on hip with elbow back. Looks like the same pose in the sorority girl photos above.

Makes it easier to Photoshop later

As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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From her tweet, her e-mail, and her picture, she looks like a reasonably cute girl with a foul mouth and a sense of humor. Not a terrible combination.


....said the sailor. ; ^ )


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Word on the street is that Samuel L Jackson is in a recording studio doing an Audible version of the email, right now

It's going to be called: "Go The Fuck To College"

As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [randymar] [ In reply to ]
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randymar wrote:


Some of her tweets [account now deleted] can be found here

I especially like

I thought her name was Julia?



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [kmh1225] [ In reply to ]
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The name in the email was changed. Said so at the top of the article.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Ahhhhh. I missed that...Thanks.



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [kmh1225] [ In reply to ]
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Just saw this. Hilarious. Supposedly her 26 top tweets that she wouldn't want the public to see. They were grabbed before she deleted her account:

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Is she for real or is there somewhere you can buy 'Sorority Girl in a Can'? She could not fit the stereotype any more closely.

Actually as I type that I know the answer. She isn't for real, she is just playing the character she thinks she is supposed to be playing.

We are so fucked.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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I keep thinking it must be Sarah Silverman or someone like that. If she's real, then I feel sad for her mother.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Mom & Dad must be so FUCKING Proud!!!

As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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Okay, don't know about the email, but the twitter thing is most certainly a fake. I know I know, I'm a real Sherlock Holmes.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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She's a keeper!



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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slowguy wrote:
Oh, and she's in the same pose in both pictures because in both pictures she's standing with a dude, who has his arm around the small of her back.


Innnnncorrect: http://totalfratmove.com/...d-the-male-response/


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!

Bar raised Levels FUCKING UNKNOWN!!!

oh, ya gotta put

N-[FUCKING]-SF-[FUCKING]-W

As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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DawnT wrote:
Just saw this. Hilarious. Supposedly her 26 top tweets that she wouldn't want the public to see. They were grabbed before she deleted her account:

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

I am trying to imagine what the twitterfeed of me and my friends back in university would have looked like if twitter would have been around in those days. Maybe different in actual topic, but not so much in character I think. I think we had less sex, but drank more.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Nice. I heard rumor that they are working on getting Samuel L Jackson to read this ASAP. Now THAT will be awesome!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!


http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!


It could have been better....not overly impressed with Alison Haislip...it's too masculine or something...needs to be more whinny bitchy sorority-ish



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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randymar wrote:
Word on the street is that Samuel L Jackson is in a recording studio doing an Audible version of the email, right now

It's going to be called: "Go The Fuck To College"

SEE!!!! Barry fucking confirmed that shit!!!

As for the whole "Body Is A Temple" thing? Well, many ancient deities often enjoyed offerings of Sweets and Intoxicants
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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I wonder if she coaches triathletes. She'd be awesome!
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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She'll be on the Today Show next week. We've not heard the last of her.

She actually has a good message. IMHO
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
She actually has a good message. IMHO

Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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"Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?" (JSA)

She's saying don't go to the party and be shy. Go, have fun and talk to the boys and not your sisters. Go to the party and meet new people. (As simple as that!)

I wish someone talked to me like that before attending a fraternity party. Ok, minus the F word.

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TriBeer wrote:
"Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?" (JSA)

She's saying don't go to the party and be shy. Go, have fun and talk to the boys and not your sisters. Go to the party and meet new people. (As simple as that!)

I wish someone talked to me like that before attending a fraternity party. Ok, minus the F word.

So, "don't be a cock block" means "don't go to the party and be shy?" Hmmmmm ... That is not at all what it meant when my fraternity was throwing parties and I am not that old...

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.

Oh! Just listened to the video again and YES, I'm right.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.

Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you for the education. Have a great weekend.



I'm still right! ;)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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The pink made me laugh! Have a good weekend as well! ;-)

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.


Cock block is the enemy, and she's against it. So what was that about an enemy of my enemy being a friend? Regardless, it's a good message she's spreading.

In other words, don't be a cock block, or you'll be in for a cunt punting. What's to argue about that?
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.

Ironically enough, I don't think she's LITERALLY talking about a cock block. She's speaking figuratively there.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [SH] [ In reply to ]
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SH wrote:
JSA wrote:
TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.


Ironically enough, I don't think she's LITERALLY talking about a cock block. She's speaking figuratively there.

Dude, you managed to out-meta my brain not in an ESM philosophy thread, but in one about drunken sorority girls. How the hell did that happen?

You need a cuntpunting. (wow that has a nice poetic ring to it when you type it)

Citizen of the world, former drunkard. Resident Traumatic Brain Injury advocate.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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This girl can be summed up in the three word mantra that I use whenever I need to get my bearings in this crazy mixed up world.

Bitches be trippin'

Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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This must be how you like your women:


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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Or like this...



”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Awesome! :)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Or like this...


No Duffy, no matter how many times you ask, I am not going out on a date with you.

Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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It's about time!

Finally found your sense of humor with my jabs.

Hugs.*






*Bro hug, of course (no homo).

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!

http://www.funnyordie.com/...sane-sorority-letter
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [mattbk] [ In reply to ]
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I've been trying to view Michael Shannon's video, but I can't find it on this site you posted. Help!!

I'm sure it's hilarious.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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I posted a link directly to the reading....when I click on the link it takes me right there, and the reading starts automatically. This is not happening for you?
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [mattbk] [ In reply to ]
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Yeah! I can't get it to launch. I'll try it on my home computer tonight.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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Yeah, probably a work computer thing...
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [mattbk] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you!
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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She has a point.

First, I was thinking that I sympathize with her in a strange sort of way. Second, I really have to incorporate "cunt-punt" into my lexicon.

Bernie

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [mattbk] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, it worked at home and it's awesome and better than Duck Dynasty!

I think I must watch it again.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Or like this...


Jeez. Talk about cock block.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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Hardly, Duffy is adorable. Exactly how I picture him. ;)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
Hardly, Duffy is adorable. Exactly how I picture him. ;)

that's Mrs. Duffy, dumbass!

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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I think slowguy thinks differently. It's you, It's really you. ;)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
I think slowguy thinks differently. It's you, It's really you. ;)

In his dreams.

”look, duffy is a great lover. the best!” -

slowman (owner of slowtwitch.com) 10/01/17
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Or like this...



Looks like she's got both hands on something large.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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It seems that our fav sorority chick has been officially cunt-punted out of her chapter.

http://deadspin.com/...s-left-del-480863681






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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Tri-Banter] [ In reply to ]
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Good PR move on the part of the sorority. Two things in the chapter's email make me laugh.

"This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such."

Yes, I am sure she was a lone wolf in a sea of purity and tolerance that is the college sorority scene.

"We now consider this matter closed."

We don't. We will continue to make fun of you.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Boy, I bet the Sigma Nu's are pissed.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [chriskal] [ In reply to ]
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YAY! YAAAAAY!














If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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I don't get it.

I have read her email three times now and I still fail to see what part, if any, is offensive.

"I really wish you would post more often. You always have some good stuff to say. I copied it below just in case someone missed it." BarryP to Chainpin on 10/21/06

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [chainpin] [ In reply to ]
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>I have read her email three times now and I still fail to see what part, if any, is offensive.

No one said it was offensive. It's funny. The Michael Shannon read is epic.

The chick wasn't kicked out for being offensive, but for making her chapter into worldwide meme.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [trail] [ In reply to ]
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The Morgan Freeman one is funny too. http://www.youtube.com/...ed&v=bJONEmbW_hg

(Same guy does Robert De Niro one also pretty funny)
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