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TriBriGuy
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This is a thread about
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Feel free to talk things about which no one will
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agree on. . .PCs, Iraq, Bush, TNT, Draft-Legal Racing, Tubulars/Clinchers, etc. Actually. . .don't post anything. Nobody is listening anyway. This is a thread about NOTHING.
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Tom Demerly
May 17, 04 9:14
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I cannot express to you the degree to which I despise that utterly devoid, completely awful and entirely uncreative show.
I loath that program. It, along with Friends and Sex in the City, represent a microcosm of everything wrong with TV and our society.
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Kentiger
May 17, 04 9:14
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so tribriguy...you uhhh..gonna eat that sandwich...whoa
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okay Tom (I totally agree btw) I'll bite...when and if you watch tv..what do you like to watch?
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in defense of "friends":
i also hate that show. very much. you're right, there's something wrong with television and society as a whole when show after show after show follow the following plot:
misunderstanding...confusion...hilarity ensues
still, there is something to be said for "friends", which is this: it's mindless! you can just turn your brain off for half an hour, laugh at stupidity, and lust after jennifer aniston. what's wrong with a little entertainment and relaxation?
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I'm kind of a documentary guy. I like movies too. And news. If it is real, I like to watch it. I like that show where those guys build motorcycles and argue all the time. It's like here.
-Saw a National Geographic documentary on the nomadic, aquatic Mokin people of Myanmar last night. Fascinating.
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May 17, 04 9:21
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Jennifer Anniston is pretty.
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Kentiger
May 17, 04 9:25
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so no sitcoms or docudramas for you then? I was hoping you'd at least be a Buffy or a CSI guy. The bubble has been burst. Hey, got to meet Fleck this yesterday at a local du. Cool guy who is still in some serious looking shape..for a self admitted retired old triguy
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Tom, man, you need some Zoloft. . .or some serious circus sex. Your misanthropy is feeding your autophobia some serious mind altering substances dude.
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Tom, if you like documentaries, if you saw any of these, what did you think of 'Roger and Me', 'The Big One', 'Bowling for Columbine', and 'Supersize Me'?
Where would
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also, what exactly is "circus" sex? with animals?
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Anywho, I was riding my bike the other day when this guy runs into me and guess what? He didn't have any running or biking insurance so the judge sentenced him to be my coach. My friend Jim wanted to borrow him but I said "He's my coach!!!" Then my other friend Eraine wanted to date him but that was out of the question cuz he shaveded his legs and people thought he was gay. She explained to me that gay men don't shave their legs and we debated on that for a few weeks. She decided to try to get him to change teams but he was too familiar with the equimpent.
It turns out that he has very flat feet and runs barefoot everywhere, that caused some problems when he went to Miejer and couldn't buy my any powerbars. So I had him try to make a monocote disk to make me faster but he explained to me that all I needed was a set of zipps. I thought he was talking about shoes and quickly went to K-smart and got some (you know having flat feet) for about $10 cuz you know those shoe stores are ripping us off with those high priced motion control moon boots.
Then he suggests a new bike but can't make up his mind if it should be carbon, aluminum, steel or whatnot. He is also confused about wheel size. 650 or 700. Well higher should be better he thinks and orders them in a clincher. I get all upset about the fact that clinchers are training wheels and he says that they spin slower so it doesn't make any difference.
Do you want more?
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As an avid viewer of the Cirque de Soleil, I would imagine those folks could help you with a good definition of "circus" sex. No animals required. Unless we're talking about HM Bunnyman or Ze Gopha.
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there is also a mooseshelby on here too
and a kentiger
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I disagree(at least about the Zoloft bit. It's not for me to judge who needs curcus sex.) Tom will be fine as long as he focuses his anger and uses it for good, rather than evil.
He could ignite the next cycling fad, such as cycling in your wetsuit to both reduce transition times and make you more aero.
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May 17, 04 9:46
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I once attended a costume party with a girl I was dating dressed as characters in Cirque de Soleil. It was humiliating. It was not halloween, and she forced me to go in a party store dressed like that to buy a bottle of wine (which I don't even drink) for the party.
However, after the party we had our own version of Cirque de Soleil at her apartment. It was worth a little humiliation. most entertaining.
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Kentiger
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tmi man tmi
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May 17, 04 9:52
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well thank god. finally something positive re: women and mr. demmerly. it was looking very bleak for a moment there...
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Then again, it is in keeping with the NOTHING topic. . .as in NOTHING is happening there. . .
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>>>I loath that program. It, along with Friends and Sex in the City, represent a microcosm of everything wrong with TV and our society.
Give me a break, Tom.
Uncreative?? That's a false statement if ever I've heard one.
Seinfeld was a good show. So was Sex in the City.
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Tom, that motorcycle building show is American Chopper on the Discovery Channel. Actually, one of my favorites. I understand they are building a motorcycle and putting Powercranks on it.
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I did not care for either one.
Seinfeld is trite and stupid and the characters are absurd. The writing is poor IMO.
Sex in the City is so pretentious. I saw a commercial featuring the female characters- I didn't find any of them sexy or alluring. Just whiny and pretentious.
One of the characters in Sex in the City said,
"I've been dating for 15 years, where is he???" The answer is: You're ugly, skinny, self-important, whiny, pretentious and a harsh charicature of yourself- that is why you are still dating with no success..."
The female chracters in that show are utterly undesireable.
It should be called "Whiny, selfish, self-important, unattractive, over the hill desperate women in the city."
The show has body odor.
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Kentiger
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never really watched the show but I always thought Kim Cattrall was kinda sexy..for someone old enough to be my mom
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Best shows on TV(fiction -based)
The Wire
Deadwood - my current fave; anyone else watching this one?
The Sopranos
Southpark
I don't think I watch anything at all on network television.
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Actually, you know a show I remember I really liked- and I am not kidding here I am totally serious- I really thought The Waltons was a gem of television writing and production. I loved that show. Maybe becasue it was written from the perspective of John boy Walton, who was trying to develop as a writer- but I loved the family, the chracters, the house, the setting, the writing, the stories- I loved that show.
I doubt a similar show would sell any commercials now.
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"I've been dating for 15 years, where is he???" The answer is: You're ugly, skinny, self-important, whiny, pretentious and a harsh charicature of yourself- that is why you are still dating with no success..."
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I like to watch American Chopper every once in a while as well, but Tom they are all abunch of dumb asses on that show as well! Its sort of like watching WWF. All very staged and coreographed. Lets see, this episode: Paul Sr. bitches because they are running behind, the shop is dirty and he cant find his tools. Paul Jr. reads directly off of the teleprompter while the other son sits in the background and picks his nose and eats it.
Id rather watch all the "nipples" on Friends even though that got old sometimes as well:)
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a show that instills family value, honesty, hard work...good heavens man you have to be kidding..who would watch it..maybe people undergoing family counselling would have to watch it as part of a self help program or something...certainly wouldn't fly with many in the under 70 set. Too bad too.
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Tom, None of those women are supposed to be "REAL" women. They all represent one, or at most, a couple of facets of the female sexuality. In order explore those facets. . .OF COURSE they become a caricature of the arch-type. Its over the top, and meant to be. You'd have to mix them together in some combination to describe most women.
Damn, dude. Women are not the enemy. . .
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I dated a girl who would watch that show and so wanted to be one of the characters. She envied them. She thought they represented the epitome of female existence.
In her life, I think she has tried to emulate their behavior. It is as though, when she makes a decision in her life, she either conciously or subconciously models her decisions after chracters on the show. There is no question that, even at 34 years old, they were a powerful role model for her. And she knows for a fact that all her failed relationships are because she hasn't found the right guy.
Those two shows (Seinfeld and Sex in the City) strike a serious nerve with me. Becasue of her, I hate them- and her.
I don't like feeling that way, it takes a lot energy and it is not how I want to be, but it is also an effective defence mechanism. This person screwed me over repeatedly for years. In the end they were niether accountable or honest and have never (and will never) apologize. To her, her conduct was perfectly justifiable and acceptable. There is no reason to apologize.
To me, that is frightening.
Also, I do have somewhat of a confession: I have been dating a fine young lady for about four weeks and it is quite nice. I just got off the phone with her. She is a fine friend and quite a nice young lady.
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Yea man I'm hooked on Deadwood too - I love the use of language on the show.
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On the other hand, Tom. . .This book is required reading for all of my Marines considering getting married. . .
http://www.enotalone.com/books/0961593806.html
Check it out. At least you'll go into battle well-trained!
But don't let this new nice young lady see it. Its like kryptonite to women.
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I promised myself I'd lurk today, but:
First, your dressed like a character from Cirque de Soleil buying wine you'll never drink. (Want to get the visual out of my head, but can't; forgive me if I seek refuge in some vino)
Then, you reveal you love the Waltons. (Hmmm)
Now you say that you're dating AND that she's nice.
Stop now, please. Pretty soon you'll be all well-adjusted and happy.
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Contrary to popular belief I am normal, boring, and pretty happy. People think I am a weirdo because that is weird in our society.
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I cannot express to you the degree to which I despise that utterly devoid, completely awful and entirely uncreative show.
I loath that program. It, along with Friends and Sex in the City, represent a microcosm of everything wrong with TV and our society. [/reply]
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Here, here...I got nothing out of Friends...Sex in the City...Yeah I've had sex in the city. Never have watched it...don't carry HBO. Waste of $$$.
What happened to the good shows? M*A*S*H, Good Times, Cheers, Sanford and Son, etc?
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Yea man I'm hooked on Deadwood too - I love the use of language on the show.
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I agree with you. The use of language is terrific. I think the actor that plays Al Swearingen is awesome. Man, last week's episode was brutal.
The fact that it's loosely based on real events makes it that much more facinating.
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"I agree with you. The use of language is terrific. "
I'm still bummed out over the decline of "The West Wing." That show used to have great writing- now it's just "ER Goes to Washington."
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Perfect!!!!!!
The thread has degenerated into a discussion of TV shows. . .essentially NOTHING! Time to train. . .
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I thought The West Wing was a hopelessly "hip" and unbelievably sensational depiction of Washington politics.
If they were more accurate in their depiction, it would have been pretty boring and lame IMO.
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never watched it. I get 2 television channels. They carry either ABC, CBS, or the Beeb, depending on the time of day. On weekends we get cricket (Windies vs. Bangladesh last weekend)
There hasn't been anything decent on TV since M*A*S*H and All in the Family. Reality TV sucks, its anything but. If it was "reality" then there would be a show about paying my telephone bill, or commuting. That's it, a show about the daily commute!!! How many idiots will cut me off this morning?
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I thought The West Wing was a hopelessly "hip" and unbelievably sensational depiction of Washington politics.
Yeah, but if I wanted to see a realistic depiction of Washington politics I'd watch C-Span.
What I used to like about West Wing was the dialogue- fast and smart. Not anymore.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
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The real question is, which thread will win, this one, or the WMD confirmed thread?
Both were started at the same time and have similar viewed numbers, though this one has been posted on the most.
I predict the WMD will win, b/c while this thread will eventually fizzle out, the WMD thread will linger on as the same 6-7 people argue back and forth for rest of the week.
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I don't really care, I just hope that damned PC thread dies a cruel and unusual death. and I'm a pacifist
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I think that this thread will beat both becuase I will make it win. Since it is about nothing you can't stop me. The WMD thread will fall into a Bush hate/defend battle of your mamas. While Rip and Frank will finally measure there strong sausages and stop the pointless debate.
This will hit 1000 if it takes me the rest of the year.
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Exactly my reason for instigating this thread. As long as folks are going to pointlessly argue. . .let's pointlessly argue about NOTHING in particular. Save The Seinfeld Thread. . .vote with your posts!
Where's Tibbs when I need him. Tibbsy. . .Tibbsy. . .come start some crap.
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Aaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddd. . .speak of the devil!
Thanks Tibbsy!
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if everyone is off-topic, then aren't we on-topic?
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This will hit 1000 if it takes me the rest of the year.
Let me help motivate you, Tibbs. . .
Texas sucks. The whole "state" bites and should be handed over to Mexico.
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"speak of the devil!"
There is no devil so sit back and watch me make you a legned. The man who started the 1000 post thread.
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I'm not adding anything meaningful, just giving the thread a bump
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OK, the top 3 television shows of all time:
1. Walker, Texas Ranger
2. The Incredible Hulk
3. Macgyver
I will take Chuck Norris beating the hell out of some bad guy any day over Friends and Sex in the City.
Enough said.
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I think I might go for a run this evening.
Dammit, that's on-topic. Should I start a new thread for that?
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Texas sucks now more than ever.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
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(removes finger from nose, stops staring at cieling and wipes drool from mouth.)
Hey you just kinda back handed insulted me! Oh well fiver is in the mail.
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it's actually
aqua
teen hunger force (number one in the hood, g)
commence the jigglin'!
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"3. Macgyver "
Loved that show. Besides, everybody used to tell me that I looked like him. One time I was at a mall and two kids came over and said "Mr. MacGyver, could we have your autograph.
Truth is, don't think I really looked like him. Just wore the same hair style back then.
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Thing is, when I run I have this thing, where I keep kicking my ankle bones, and eventually come home with bleeding ankles. should I try shaving down my shoes?
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Hmm...I like the random thoughts idea.
I've got an IM in 6 days for which I feel woefully underprepared, at least for my time goals
Damn, Deadwood is a good show
Sooner or later, I've got to get back on the horse w/regards to the ladies
I need to play my guitar more
I need to spend some significant time overseas
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several "best of" lists for tv shows and no mention of 'the simpsons'? that's an absolute travesty. last nite's show was classic...
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I like the one where he made land mines out of some pine cones. Are there pine trees in Iraq?
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Wha? back handed Tibbs? Never. . .The forum would crush me. A man's gotta pick and choose his battles.
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Jenny McCarthy IS kinda funny after all, she's just not marketed well. Try to imagine Shrek with her as Fiona INSTEAD of Caremon Ditz, I mean Diaz. Could have been just as funny, Fiona would have been really hot, and we'd be seeing an influx of ex-Playmates trying to act.
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"The forum would crush me."
HAHAHAHA! They would carry you on thier shoulders. You funny GI.
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The Simpsons?! I quit watching cartoons as soon as I reached puberty.
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Holy crap, I just noticed there's a PC thread w/ 400+ posts!! New forum record. I can't believe I hadn't noticed it. I guess those threads don't even register w/me anymore.
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Yep sorry typed wrong. Supposed to type Ultrabot, Aqua teen hunger force.
Good call.
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Ya'all gotta be kiddin me. . .No Dukes of Hazzard on your lists? That show ruled! Licensed Redneckery, bad-ass car chases, and a super-hottie chick in a Jeep! Oh and theme song by the Outlaw! I think we can trace the origins of Political Correctness directly to it's influence!
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Nuttin' wrong w/ cartoons. Except Tom and Jerry. My grandfather watched that show 'til the day he died. I never liked it.
Long live the
Pink Panther!!
Best cartoon ever.
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the simpsons has some of the most intelligent writing of any show out right now. sharply satirical and topical almost every week. just because it's a cartoon doesn't change any of that...
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Hey we need to add some posts so let's get me and you worked out.
I thank you great. What can I do to make you not a Tibbs lover but a Tibbs kinda liker sorta?
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400 a new record? Pffft! How many did the infamous Becca threads get?
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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Ultra Teen Hunger Force, Frazier, WXC, Mel Brookes movies, Talking Heads,
They Might Be Giants
, M4/203, England, Mexico, 1957 Chevy Nomads, drag bars on choppers, healthy ass, Hardware Wars, WMds found, Cervelo, Titan Flex, Shimano, CH aero covers, Spinergy, Slowtich, Team Secondhand Racing,
older asian women
, Doc Marten's, Pearl Izumi, Wilco, Tim Deboom, athiest,
Athenas
, TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!
This is my lucky day ;)
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<<Mr. Tibbs a constipation of ideas buried underneath a diarrhaea of words.
It is true. You are a clever man, but mostly post crap. The most accurate signature ever.
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Got nuttin but luv for ya brudda. Ain nuttin but a thang.
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Why thank you!
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Best cartoons: Simpsons and Southpark don't really count
Pink Panther
Starblazers
Battle of the Planets(G Force!!)
Dungeons and Dragons
Spiderman/Hulk hour
Smurfs
Superfriends
Flinstones
Felix the Cat - some of those episodes were scary
Transformers(original)
Xmen(Original)
Herculoids
Space Ghost
Beavis and Butthead
I know I'm missing a ton, but I've got to go. I'll add to it later.
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As you can tell by my list of things I love I have great taste.
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Felix the Cat.
Speed Racer.
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400 a new record? Pffft! How many did the infamous Becca threads get?
If you click on
Replies
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Also, I do have somewhat of a confession: I have been dating a fine young lady for about four weeks and it is quite nice. I just got off the phone with her. She is a fine friend and quite a nice young lady.
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Tom, congratulations and good luck. I only wish my lady friend wasn't 5000, miles away studying why seagulls shouldn't eat McDonalds. By the way that is her phd project in a nutshell. Since this thread is about nothing, and we already know why triathletes shouldn't eat McDonalds. Give me your opinions on why seagulls shouldn't eat McDonalds.
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May 17, 04 12:03
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I've got wilco tickets for june 9th at the 9:30 club (it's "smallish") ... i'm so excited.
seeing the band before the new album is released is just too cool.
umm ... you meant that wilco didn't you?
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Tom -
I'm surprised you hate Seinfeld so much. Friends and SATC I can see why you hate. I live in NYC (and went to U-M), so watching SATC was sort of required reading. Unfortunately, I agree with you about that show. By the end, I thought it had really disintegrated into a show about overly self-involved, materialistic, narcissistic, aging ingenue-wannabes who cared more about shoes than people, who seemed to think that just being sexy would take of the problems that ordinary people struggle through. It was really revolting, for no other reason that I think it does represent a segment of society here, and some segment of hopefuls out in the rest of America. Of course, I put this on the HBO forum right before the last episode and got flamed and lauded. I also pointed out that it was absurd to hope that Carrie would return to a guy who had treated her like shit and was not likely to commit, but it seemed that women wanted to see the fantasy.
As for Seinfeld, I'm sorry you hate it so much. I guess I wouldn't say that it's particularly well-written, taking the age-old sitcom formula of coincidences and misunderstandings to a slightly higher level. I think most people responded to how well-drawn the characters are, and how inherently comical they are, rather than the writing.
I take it then you were a fan of Frasier, or the West Wing (when its on), which is a remarkably densely written show?
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Felix the Cat.
Speed Racer.
Arrrgh!!!
How could I forget Speed Racer??? One of the best ever.
Oooh, ooooh, (imagine Speed driving)
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scooby doo, before they added scrappy.
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Is there anoth Wilco? Greatness only has one name. I saw Showan Knife open for Wilco a while back. Brilliant.
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Dude, now you've done it. We had effectively buried some of those threads. Now someone is bound to be unable to resist their evil pull.
BTW, I have a free set of well-used size M Scott RCO aerobars (TSR rates them 5-stars!) to the person who effectively kills the PCs thread!
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In keeping with the spirit of the thread ...
Can we at least agree that we are all masters of our domain?
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You can't kill the PC thread. Frank and Rip are the same person. I am not kidding. They just seem to be reapeating the same thing. Frank is expanding the thread.
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Um...Bugs Bunny....hello? Best cartoon EVER!
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Oh I'm not. Show me a P2k and it's all over.
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Is it legal to hijack the PC thread and fly it to Cuba?
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i'm jealous. huge fan of yankee hotel foxtrot
"all i can be is a busy sea of spinning wheels and hands that feel for stones to throw and feet that run but come back home"
brilliant
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Good one.
Were Brutus and Bluto the same guy?
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Pluto has inspired me! List what you hate about me and I will use that in my self treament. It'll be fun!
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Holy circuitous Logic, Tibbsman! Will we ever be free of the PC thread? Where will evil FD spin his next web of deceipt?
da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Tibbsman!
Kapow!!!! Blam!!!!!
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let's see, single triathlete tapering for race this weekend. suuuuuuuure i am master of my domain. right.
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Best cartoons of all time Johnny Quest and Speed racer.
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speaking of hijacking (to get off the pc tip),
yesterday i was hijacked by my girl ... we were going to go out and pick up a few household essentials from one of k-wal-get type places, with a "quick" stop to pick up a pair of shoes ... i figure, "great, i could use a new pair of kicks, let's roll."
8 hours later. that's EIGHT, for the hearing impaired i finally return home. now, i signed up for the duty so i'm not looking for any sympathy, but what i'm wondering is ... is eight hours of wandering around malls and various other shopping locals considered training? i mean i was only wearing a pair of $3 rubber flops, so i was working on the whole "foot strength" thing ... and honestly my calves were pretty worked over by the end of the day.
were this an epic camp, would i get any points?
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Johnny Quest ruled.
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why not? because they are more of animated sitcoms?
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Gunsmoke. . .Marshal Dillon, Festus, Doc and Miss Kitty. . .Never missed an episode as a young wannabe cowboy. Lone Ranger paled in comparison.
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I've known this girl for quite some time. I always thought she was pretty- a brown haired Jennifer Anniston with eyes the color of root beer. Great sense of humor, very smart, comes from a great family who are Dearborn "royalty".
We had lots of conversatios then one day she was like, "You should ask me out..." We had dinner and had a nice time. Three weeks later she kissed me. So far, so good. She is much nicer than I ever deserve.
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I just bought The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on DVD. Sergio Leone rules.
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Fear not Marine Boy! Luckily I put my anti self argument forum virus pill in my utility belt and we should see the end of that dastirdly thread.
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Ahhhh, the Spaghetti Westerns! I remember the "Western Week" they would have every few months back home on the CBS affiliate. Every day at 3:30 or so, a Western movie. . .usually a Spaghetti Western. . . Those weeks were slightly more popular than the "Monster Week" with Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra and the like.
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Do Thunderbirds, StingRay, Fireball XL-5 or Captain Scarlet count???
Do Kimba, Marine Boy and Speed Racer count as one???
Are Fractured Fairy Tales a subset of Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Where does Clutch Cargo fit in???
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They also had Pale Rider in. Maybe I'll get that as well.
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I've listened to the new disc a couple of times, and so far, I'm not willing to compare it to YHF. Any follow-up would probably be a letdown, no matter how good it was.
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Beware of FD's nefarious alter-ego. . .RVW! Forum City quivers under his relentless truth-mongering.
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"Where does Clutch Cargo fit in??? "
In my heart. Even though I have never seen it it makes me smile because just say Clutch Cargo around my dad and he will laugh and tell you how bad it was. I love it when my dad laughs.
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Is there another Wilco? Greatness only has one name. I saw Showan Knife open for Wilco a while back. Brilliant.
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This thread ahs become, like, three threads...
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wilco - i like where they're going ... the "more like the moon" ep had some real high points. although i haven't streamed the new album off their site yet i know it'll be brilliant. they're keeping a lot of the brilliantly complex, personal and intense lyrics while dirtying up their sound a bit (letting go of the brian wilson worship) ... it's gonna be gooooood.
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Its like we're talking about NOTHING, isn't it Tom?
Hmmm. . . T.R.I BriGuy. . .Super Genius . . .
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You're right that they keep getting better and better. I can't really judge it until I hear it on something better than notebook computer speakers.
If only they would come to Denver, but so far nothing is on the calendar. I saw them open for R.E.M. last fall at Red Rocks and they were brilliant.
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As it should be ... one thread for Jerry & Elaine, one for George, and one for Kramer (Kramer gets the cartoon thread, unless there's a Superman reference)
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"T.R.I BriGuy. . .Super Genius"
I think so!
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"Its like we're talking about NOTHING"
Hey guys, what's the weather like where you are. It's sunny here.
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Overcast. How is it that you have better weather in Canada than in Bermuda???
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I just posted my 1000 resume! Whoo hoo!
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Weather? Who's got time to notice that. . .I've been inside my work dungeon all day. . .uhhh. . .working. . .yeah. . .that's the ticket. . .working. . . right boss.
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Huge storm here... Hail, rain, insanity.
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Dude, I hope you somehow related whatever you do to AntiTerrorism. Folks are paying HUGE samoleans for folks who throw that word around. I've been offered over $100k/year as an Antiterrorism Expert. . .
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What does an Antiterrorism expert do, exactly?
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Uhh. . .I've got 1000's of pages of manuals, some of which I've written, which describe what I do. . .but that would require talking about SOMETHING. . .something decidedly NOT in keeping with this thread. . .Wanna know? PM me. Seriously . . .its more than the so-called talking head xxxxxx-experts that CNN, FOXNEWS, MSNBC, et al. parade around. . .
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so tom,
i'm going to be in aa for my bro in-law's graduation from med school on the 11th and was thinking about doing the race on sunday. with he and my sis evac-ing mich for greener pastures post-grad, this may be the last time i'm in the state (and therefore the last chance i to race in the midwest) for the forseeable future ... it would only be for shits and giggles, as my running has been coming around nicely, but my swimming and biking have been ... shall we way, not progressing at the same rate so far this year.
couple of q's ... 1. are there still slots open? 2. what's the course like? 3. is it really hailing there?
thanks
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But it is not about the quantity, but quality (another guy with small dick I hear you say).
If you have to send that many you are doing something wrong.
How do you explain the lack of interest in recruting you?
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Huge storm here... Hail, rain, insanity
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Must be moving my way, heard the first thunder as I was reading your post kind of freaky like a bad scary movie. Oh my god, it just hit, the hail sounds like it will break the windows. I won't see the cat for hours.
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Sunny in central Canada and last week's snow has finally melted.
I only ever liked Bugs bunny when he was up against Wylie Coyote "super genius"
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Oh, c'mon now. . .ya can't tell me Marvin Martian wasn't hilarious. . .
The Kaboom? Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
Someone has stolen the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. . .
Oh dear. . .delays, delays. . .
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I stand corrected Marvin was very cool and in hindsight Black Jack Shelaque (sp?) was enertaining.
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So, in a pissing contest, is it distance or accuracy that counts?
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1. Yes, there are pleanty of slots open.
2. The course is really very, very flat. It is scenic and pretty darn cool. Pavement mostly perfect.
3. It stopped hailling about 30 minutes ago but is still raining.
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"Wile E. Coyote ... Super Genius. I like the the way that sounds. Wile E. Coyote ... Suuuuperrrr Geniussss."
WHAM!!!!
"AllowmetointroducemyselfmynameisMud." <
"And MUD, spelled backwards, is DUM."
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This thread is hilarious- it is a complete mish-mash.
What a mess.
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Ya don't say. . .
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Frank and Rip, I read that if you eat 3 bananas and wash it down with 3 shots of vodka, you will double your Vo2 max for up to an hour. Can you all discuss this...Wait a minute, damn-it, this is not the PC thread! S**T!
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The definition of a no-shitter.
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Damn skippy
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Hey Tom, they found and raided your clubhouse!. . . No wonder you've been underground!
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Relic Hunter - Tia Carrera
Charmed - Alyssa Milano
WWF- Sable
Scream - Drew Barrymore
Heat- Gina Gershon
...hate to think this thread got monster without an antipodean contribution.
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Get back to tv shows dammit...I want to know if the show Search and Rescue Alpha Team really existed or if it was only in my hyperactive imagination. Premise involved some park ranger and his friends and family using animals to help rescue people. I distinctly remember one episode where they tied keys to a ferret who then crawled down a sewer pipe so the guy at the other end could get out (all other ways in very blocked during an earthquake or something). Someone please tell me the show was real (albeit short lived).
And who could ever forget the A-Team in their best of list? Sheesh. The best was how they always kept getting MrT to drink milk laced with sleeping pills so they could get him on planes. Good thing he wasn't lactose intolerant.
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I stand corrected Marvin was very cool and in hindsight Black Jack Shelaque (sp?) was enertaining.
I have asked damn near every single one of my friends about Blaque Jacques Shellaque, and
NONE
of them remember him. They all swear I'm smoking crack...
Thank you for confirming (at least this small part of) my sanity!
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Anybody remember the old cartoon "Gigantor"? Early Japanese import, had the world's most annoying theme song.
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My kiwi friend, none of those neo-sexpots hold even a flicker of a candle to the IMMORTAL DAISY DUKE!!!!!!
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Search and Rescue Alpha Team? Huh?
Ultraman ruled!
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ah, I don't know where you've been riding on Grosse Ile, but the pavement is far from perfect. There are some nice sections, but they are few and far between. I try to convince myself that riding on these shitty SE michigan roads makes me tough.
TomAnnapolis, if you'd consider doing the relay I am looking for a runner, send me a PM if you're interested. Quite contrary to you, my swim and bike are coming along nicely, but my run is non-existant due to injury. I really want to TT the du on my bike since I train on the Island everyday.
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Draw Poker. . .
Ok
Beat that, Black Jacque Shellaque
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Relic Hunter?? The Lost World-Margeurite
Charmed-okay..you're right here
WWE (not WWF)-gotta be Stacy Kiebler (oh those legs)
Scream-Denise Richards
one of the funniest movies ever (too bad it's a chick flick) the Sweetest Thing. The penis song had my laughing so hard I cried (your penis is so big...it's too big to fit in here..too big to fit in here)
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yeah, fair point.
They did a remake a while back didn't they? She still looked fine, (who is she in 'real' life lol)a little worn round the edges, a bit more 'junk in the trunk', but still well worth a roll in the Kumara patch.
Anyway, I was only joking. I am giving up tv to re read all the classic books from back in the day.
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"But it is not about the quantity, but quality (another guy with small dick I hear you say)." That's my line! I have said that for years. Never works.
Last week I took a resume writing course and realized my orginal resume sucked. I have since wrote 5 new resumes for diffrent types of work and a special key word heavy resume for emailing. I have buisness card resumes on order. So I am hoping things look up.
My problem right now is no degree and no practical civilian work exprience. I am up against a job field full of exprienced specailist. All I need is a night job so I can start school.
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She was played by Katherine Bach. . .who had a little known sister, Barbara, who played in a movie called "Caveman" in 1981. Talk about a pair of sisters!
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The Bach sisters, related no doubt to that music dude.
What a family of geniuses....who knew?
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Catherine Bell....swooooooonnnnn
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Barbara. . .aka Major Anya Amasova, The Spy Who Loved Me
Catherine. . .aka Daisy Duke. . .
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"Caveman" is one of the funniest movies ever. Hysterical. The scene where the guy fell into the dinosaur dookie is great. And when Matuzak blew a fart in his sleep and knocked Atook (was that his name?) over -- very funny in an 8th grade sort of way. In fact, I think there should be more fart scenes in movies. Every fart scene makes me laugh uncontrollably. Blazing Saddles, Big Momma's House, Nutty Professor, even Dumb and Dumber -- that stuff is great. Disgusting, but great. I guess I'm still a middle schooler at heart.
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Ahhhh Catherine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Speaking of farting...didn't the albino in the Princess Bride fart while talking to Fessick and Inigo?
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Omigod, I was trying to haul my ass off this to do some work here on tuesday morning and then you go and give me visual stimuli?
I may have to go and reread Tom's review of my new Dual (5wks, 4 days, 6 hrs, and counting) just to get my heartrate back under 145.
Holy hell, have they ever...appeared together?
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The pogo stick will get you every time.
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"...hate to think this thread got monster without an antipodean contribution."
some who on the what now?
i like ice cream.
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hahahah someone over in the PC thread (how the hell did it get that many posts???) is pulling a Sienfeld...trying to throw them off. Not working too well tho. Hey...do those posts count? Can the guys keeping it alive count? Who prefers Booberry over Count Chocula? Who does the voice of the count on Sesame Street? Was count Dracula really a vampire? Anyone ever see the count of Monte Cristo? Speaking of..how about that really hot spanish woman from the tv series Queen of Swords. Shoot...gotta go to work.
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Ahh. . .just kidding. . .I believed that myth for years until someone disabused me of it. They aren't really sisters. . .but they sure as hell could be.
Catherine Bach(man)
Barbara (Gold)bach
Which one is hotter? I could never decide. . .but they sure as hell beat Alyssa Milano. . .I can't stop seeing her as a gawky 10 year old. . .Its like watching your little sister grow up. . .some things you just don't want to think about.
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Speaking of farting...didn't the albino in the Princess Bride fart while talking to Fessick and Inigo?
"Fezzik, jog his memory"
BONK!!!
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Awww Geee. . .all I got is this pair 'a ones. . .and this other pair 'a ones. . .
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Ok, I'll give up on Alyssa, but you can't argue with Tia.
BTW, I really, really, really liked the idea of those two being related.
Does it matter if what's in your head doesn't match the stuff outside?
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tibbs, i feel you man. i have 2 degrees and only a smidge of practical experience. apparently i am some sort of leper, because i can't get a sniff in terms of job opportunities and it's been a lot longer than i care to discuss. i am obviously doing something wrong, i just don't know what.
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i am about to pull out the wooden stakes, silver bullets, and holy water, storm the castle and kill that goddamn pc vs. drills thread. it's a glorified miller lite commercial--tastes great, less filling...
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You need Flash to use this:
http://www.bullshitjob.com/...berghOfficeSpace.swf
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Dude, what about me?
http://www.tultw.com/bios/bjs.htm
What am I, chopped liver? ;-)
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Dude, what about me?
http://www.tultw.com/bios/bjs.htm
What am I, chopped liver? ;-)
Ulysses was a punk. Superman is dead. You are the world's greatest superhero.
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Yea last week was some graphic stuff. I love the guy that plays EB Farnum. His character seems like such an a$$ but they write such great dialogue for him. Cracks me up.
“I wonder how cavalier your attitude'll be if a pig is gnawing through your vitals.”
—E.B. Farnum
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"Does it matter if what's in your head doesn't match the stuff outside? "
Not in Tibbsy's world, it doesn't!
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Now THIS is one of those things that makes you say. . .
Hmmmmmmmm
http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html
Is this being industrious or just wasting time. . .not that some of us haven't cornered a small share of that market. . .
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Rocky and Bulllwinkle and Road Runner!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST!!!!
Though my kids would argue it's South park
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MAN!
This thing went farther faster than Becca or PC's
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I guess that proves it. . .when triathletes open their mouths. . .they really have NOTHING to say! ;->
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I couldn't figure out which TV show you were talking about then it hit me ... The Rachaels Nipples Show then it all made sense. As a side note if you spoke during friends when I was on board ship in the Navy someone would shut you up with whatever level of force was deemed necessary.
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Too true, but at least we are not droning on about PCs.
Snore.
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per ardua ad astra
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Johnny Quest ruled.
Johnny thanks you, Dr. Quest thanks you and I thank you.
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Ah, umm, I've got nothin' ta say, so I'll just say good night all.
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Q. What's worse than a bored triathlete?
A. A bored triathlete with an internet connexion
Q. What's worse than a bored triathlete with an internet connexion?
A. 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion
Q. What's worse than 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion?
A. 100 bored triathletes, each with an internet connexion during the off season. Thank [insert favourite deity here] it's warm, sunny, and there's plenty of daylight (at least for us Northern Hemisphere folk)
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May 17, 04 21:38
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I think that might have been another back handed put down.. One with a more shallow angle chopping swing to insure maxuim back spin. Not sure what you mean by it but it sounds true to me so I'm going to go back over to this corner and write songs of sadness.
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hey mr. tibbs - back in the day i used to help people write their resumes for a living. i'm a little more out of touch these days ('cept for my own), but if you'd like a second set of eyes, let me know.
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“I wonder how cavalier your attitude'll be if a pig is gnawing through your vitals.”
—E.B. Farnum
Last time I saw him he was busy saying, "Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl.
Name that show.
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"AllowmetointroducemyselfmynameisMud." <
"And MUD, spelled backwards, is DUM."
< Insert Primus / Les Claypool reference here
Seems like Primus used to tour all the time. Somehow I managed to see them like 4 or 5 times in 3 different states and I wasn't even a huge fan. One time someone jumped onstage and stole that stupid hat he used to wear. Fishbone refused to come on afterwards until the hat was returned. It was.
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Anybody remember the old cartoon "Gigantor"? Early Japanese import, had the world's most annoying theme song.
Gigantor the space age robot, he's at your command
Gigantor the space age robot, his power is in your hands
Gigantor the space age robot, he's at your command
Gigantor the space age robot, his power is in your hands
He's bigger than big, taller than tall
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong
Ready to fight for right...against wrong!
Actually, I never saw the show but I've heard the song many times. There was a cd out some years back that was called Saturday Morning Cartoon's Greatest Hits. It had artists like the Toadies, Liz Phair, the Violent Femmes, Sublime, Butthole Surfers, etc...doing the theme songs from Speed Racer, Johnny Quest, Fat Albert, Popeye,etc...
The only song I liked was Gigantor done by Helmet. In fact I'm listening to it as I type. I don't know about the original, but Helmet's version rocks!! Terrific guitar riff after the vocals!
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Best cartoons of all time Johnny Quest and Speed racer.
Another vote for Johnny Quest.
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why not? because they are more of animated sitcoms?
I guess. And they are sorta adult oriented.
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Can someone
please
tell me if Brutus and Bluto were the same person??
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May 18, 04 1:24
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Check this link:
http://www.everwonder.com/...d/popeye/brutus.html
I also found this somewhere:
What is the difference? In 1932, Popeye creator Elzie Segar created Bluto for a story called "The eight Sea",he was a one-time character described as the worlds most fearless pirate,in 1933, this character was adapted as the main villain in the Fleisher bros Popeye animated cartoons.Later,in the late 50s, King Features ( Who own Popeye ) had a new series of Popeye cartoons done and mistakenly thinking that the Fleishers owned the rights to Bluto ( King Features actually owned him, since he came from the newspaper comics ), created Brutus as a replacement.
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Dude, turn the sensitivity down a couple of notches. All I meant is that you seem unencumbered by the tiny boxes most folks paint themselves into. That, in my book, is a great thing. I'm only just now, at 35, stretching out of my ugly little bin of smallness.
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Oh now I'm too sensitive. I need to turn it down cause God forbid I get in touch with my emotions. You just can't wait to tell me what to do! You never talk to me and now that you do it just critism.
"unencumbered by the tiny boxes" now your saying I'm too fat? You are never happy! I bet Beth can fit in a tiny box! All you do is want want want!
Hold me.
(I am trying to think more like a woman to get in touch with my femine side.)
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Tibbsy. . .you're special!
Don' go changin'. . .To try an' please me. . .
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Last time I saw him he was busy saying, "Hi, my name is Larry. This is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl.
Name that show.
Why, the Bob Newhart Show. Funniest endng of a series ever, when he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette again, and tells her "You know, you really ought to wear sweaters more often".
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great picture, unfortunately I was in the public library of my very conservative little town when i opened it. Couldn't click closed fast enough. My computer has crashed beyond all hope of me fixing it. So I am stuck using the library computer.
Jim
**Note above poster works for a retailer selling bikes and related gear*
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She was in "Girls on the Beach?!!!" Great movie. Sorotity girls, embezzlement, fake Beatles, and the Beach Boys.
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Yeah, uhh. . .seconded. . .please warn those who may be on restricted systems. . . ;->
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... Soro
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I know, I know. I just thought I'd let it go.
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If there was one thing I thought this board could reach concensus on it was the fact that Seinfeld was the most funny, witty, entertaining show on TV. Ever! With that, I submit some dialog from two great episodes:
Jerry (on telephone with Kramer): OK Kramer, just stay where you are. Tell me where you are at and I'll come get you.
Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... wait a minute, how can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
or
Elaine: George, since when did you become so smart?
George: I stopped having sex.
more to come...
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It was pretty good but it was no Futurama or Family Guy.
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Oh, How about "Duckman!!!"
Cartoon Costanza!!!
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The irony of Seinfeld lay in its "nothingness." The TV gods were having a joke at all of our expense. Essentially they were laughing at the fact that they can put "nothing" on and people will go ga ga over it.
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"Why are we in Jerry's apartment?"
"Well, I like to think of this as my conference room. It has a more formal atmosphere, you know, with the shelves... and the furniture."
- Silvio and Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"
"I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."
"How'd you know you cut it?"
"Well, I guess I just assumed."
- Kramer and Elaine, about his new meat slicer, in "The Slicer"
"You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George."
"I love that George."
"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Pool Guy"
"The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality."
- Jerry, about Kramer, in "The Muffin Tops"
"What are you saying?"
"I'm not saying anything."
"You're saying something."
"What could I be saying?"
"Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something."
"If I was saying something, I would've said it."
"Why don't you say it?"
"I said it."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Red Dot"
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Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? And it's time for timer...if you want something delicious and nutritious cheese is the perfect snack.....
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We are no where near 1000 and this thread is already on page 2 and dropping. Come on, let's get with the program!!!
Every choice I ever made was wrong. From now on, I'm going to do the complete opposite...
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My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with a cavity in one of her teeth. I sang "Yuckmouth" to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about. The poor girl... (And she's only 26! She knows "Schoolhouse Rock" and "I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill...", but not "Yuckmouth!")
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yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends.LOL ..yep guess that makes me shallow.
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My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with a cavity in one of her teeth. I sang "Yuckmouth" to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about. The poor girl... (And she's only 26! She knows "Schoolhouse Rock" and "I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill...", but not "Yuckmouth!")
Is that like "Stinkfoot?"
Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis
(That's right!)
And well they should
Even Napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
STINK FOOT
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you could do that..but then who would you get for commercial sponsorship...then again..would you really need any???
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[reply]Is it just me or is the moral decline of today's youth inversely proportional to the amount of 'Schoolhouse Rock' they were subjected to? [/reply]
Ah yes.... Good old "Conjunction Junction" :)
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Hey drn92, if that is you real name. Leave the pointless posts to me, the master. You just go about gabbing and producing and shanghiing and most of all break dancing and leave the rest to me.
I have more useless point less shit in this head of mine then you have in you whole family. No go back to being a normal person and buy me something. Cycling shoes would be nice an hour in running shoes hurts.
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Hell, I'll settle for it not falling behind that "other" thread. . .you know. . .the damn political one.
At this point the Drills vs PCs thread has become a caricature. . .an abomination. Nothing takes that many posts to debate. That's precisely why this "nothing" thread should outlast all comers. Then again. . .
NOTHING to see here. . .move along. . .move along. . .
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Tibbs, I gotta coupla questions. . .
How're the meds working for you?
How's the wife doing?
Is
Kerouac your brother-in-law?
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We are no where near 1000 and this thread is already on page 2 and dropping. Come on, let's get with the program!!!
Every choice I ever made was wrong. From now on, I'm going to do the complete opposite...
What do you mean, page 2? You mean you still have your settings set to like, 20-25 threads per page? You gotta change that to 50 or 60 like I did.
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Make yourself a wagon wheel, Yahoo!
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[reply]yeah maybe Jennifer could just run around naked rather than trying to act and be funny as a stupid character in friends[/reply]
Now see? [b]THERE's[/b] some shit I might watch. As long as she kept her yap closed.
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to quote the right honourable Austin Powers...'yeah baby..'
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crap...have to add two or three more posts to this thread as pennance for posting one in that PC thread...what was I thinking (it's the night shifts man..I swear..it does things to the brain). Can someone tell me how in the hell it managed to get that big? And while we're at it..can someone get hold of Becca and have her post some more pictures in this thread please...and that other little vixen with an attitude..her too.
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let's not forget sherri and Maylene too:-P
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May 18, 04 13:27
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Sorry ... living in the stone age ... must adjust my settings ... can only handle so much info at one time ...
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Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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May 18, 04 13:30
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Wait a minute. I'll gab and shanghi and break dance all you want, but the producing thing is out of the question.
If you wear a size 13, I might be able to hook you up.
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May 18, 04 13:31
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For the love god... why hasn't anyone mentioned "The Fall Guy" with Lee Majors... I jump from a falling building... b/c i'm the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine....
I'm waiting for the DVD...
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May 18, 04 13:36
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never mind him..I watched it to see Heather Thomas..good heavens I haven't thought about that babe in ages...like the twins from BJ and the Bear..oh the 80s...the only thing that saved the William Shatner cop series was Heather Locklear. And did anyone notice that it was always John (and not Paunch..lol) that did all the dangerous stuff?
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good lord...at this rate we're going to need to start combining threads just to keep up with that thing..I seriously doubt there is going to be an end to it anytime soon either..it's nuts
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This is superb. The world is going to hell in a handcart, price of gas is through the roof, Middle East is a death zone, terrorists up the wazooh, nothing makes sense any more, busy is the new black, I think i am getting fat, and all we can do is sit here and try to compete with that annoying PC thread.
Alright, count me it.
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welcome to the dark side Pat....the rest of you..join us...join us or DIE!
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May 18, 04 14:41
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The Fall Guy? What's next Manimal?
customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.
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May 18, 04 15:03
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Knots Landing.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
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Watch out:
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May 18, 04 16:33
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I KNOW I'm getting fat.
SERENITY NOW!!
For Tibbs and the other Texans: You know what they do with tortillas here in Michigan? Sell them in the freezer section! The horror. The horror.
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May 18, 04 16:41
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with Michigan? I mean what the fuck? Frozen tortillas? Bunch of inhuman UCI fans.
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May 18, 04 17:06
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Well, I try to remember the words of Tibbs
'nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk'.
For the record I had two ice cream sodas and a small packet of chips the other day, washed down with Coke and Diet Sprite.
I am trying to find the slim man within. But he is very shy and just won't come out to play.
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a) Starsky and Hutch
b) The Mod Squad
c) Hawaii Five-Oh
Question: which was the coolest show?
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May 18, 04 19:14
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Dude, in that era, Ironside could have handed any one of those bunch of goons their lunch.
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May 18, 04 21:25
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You know what they do with tortillas here in Michigan?
You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
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In a effort to get people to post and to further my own culinary ambitions, what's your favorite healthy recipe? Here's one I came up with for salmon.
combine the juice of two grapefruit, 2tbl hot sauce (redhot, tabasco..) 1/2 tsp dillweed 1/2tsp black pepper, dash of salt. Don't be shy on the hot sauce the flavor just barely comes through. Mix well. Add salmon, cover, let marinate in the fridge for at least 3 hours turning occasionally. Preheat George Foreman grill, gas grill or broiler. Put salmon on cook for 3-5 minute on a side (or total if using george grill) Enjoy.
All recipes welcome, the above goes great with wild rice.
Jim
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May 19, 04 4:50
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Tagliatelle tossed with. . .
Olive oil, finely chopped garlic, fresh whole basil leaves, baby spinach, salt & pepper to taste, and topped with goat cheese. . .served with a grilled chicken breast seasoned with salt and pepper only.
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May 19, 04 4:52
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"I think i am getting fat"
Hey at least your not Tom D. This morning his employees had to grease his love handles and throw in a ham just to get him through the door of the shop.
Man just loves ham.
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How're the meds working for you?
Great. For the first time in a long time have some focus. Me and my doctor turned to Strattera out of frustration. He diagnosed me as having adult ADD even though I never had a problem with that as a child or later in my life. I have ADD like symptoms now but he is shy of saying that is what I have. What ever is my issue the Strattera is helping my focus and that is greatly relieving my depression.
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How's the wife doing?
She is getting along. My unemployment and issues are a big strain on her. She is a very organized and smart woman and my loopy mind is hard for her to understand.
I can't really blame her. Me and her wieght issues are not the best thing for her right now. All is not lost though. My progress on the medication is giving her hope and the wieght issue is just something she is going to have to work out.
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Is
Kerouac your brother-in-law?
I have no idea what is up with that. I guessed brother in law because that dude hates my guts.
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Other than Tri stuff the most relaxing thing to me is detailing cars. I just love all the things that go into making a car great.
Last week I worked on my sister's mini van. I went to town. Washed, wet sand, prep, polish, wax, vaccum, shampoo, etc.
Made that thing look better than it did on the show room. The secert? Wet sanding.
Wet sanding is win you take an incredibly fine specail made sand paper and remove all the swirls and scratches and oxidation from the clear coat. My sister about crapped when she walked into her garage and I was sanding her paint. Using the proper tools and Technique though it is the most uselful thing for a paint that has been ignored for a few years. Also works great on new paint.
I am a Meguairs man but Mothers makes some great stuff.
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What about the "wax on, wax off" technique? Is that any good or did Hollywood steer us wrong again?
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The "wax on wax off" technique helped me fight off an elderly short chubby Japanese man. Worked great. Of course you can't do anything with out "sand the floor".
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"elderly short chubby Japanese man"
So that's what you're calling your bishop these days. . .
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Ham on, Hameater!
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May 19, 04 7:20
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I wouldn't offend the fine people of Japan like that. Just stick to short and elderly.
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May 19, 04 7:23
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"Olive oil, finely chopped garlic, fresh whole basil leaves, baby spinach,"
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You saute this a bit right? You're not one of those raw garlic he-men are you?
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You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
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Yes. And may I just say, "Blech!"
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May 19, 04 8:20
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Yes. And may I just say, "Blecch!"
"What do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know. I didn't go to any fuc#ing Burger King."
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May 19, 04 9:04
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still six posts ahead...lets keep it so!
it's looking wicked nice out today.
but no time to ride!
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May 19, 04 9:54
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Its a damn good thing this week is my recovery week because meetings and duty will keep me from training at all on this fine day!
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May 19, 04 12:25
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it's getting damn hot here. but every once in a while, a big breeze comes through - and is there anything better than a really hot day with a good bit of wind? i don't think there is. esp. if the breeze changes directions as you ride.
but the worst might be a slight, almost unnoticable tailwind on the way out, and you turn around, still impressed by how fast you were flying, and bam! 15 mph. it's harsh. happened to me last week.
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May 19, 04 12:53
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Seinfeld must be one of the greatest sticoms ever.
Michael Richards, heelarious. The perfume episode, where Jerry is dating a model who wears a perfume kramer proposed to calvin klein. He ends up modeling for the ck execs in his tighty whities, falling to the ground while leaning against a wall. I laugh my ass of everytime I see it.
When he is in a fight with a pro golfer, who then kills a guy at the dry cleaners. kramer hears the report on tv, implicating him due to the fight. The look on his face when he hears this, lol right now.
I would enjoy some tibbs commentary on 'the swan,' scotch tape, and match.com.
Thanks.
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As far as I am concerned, there is never any reason to use mayonnaise on anything.
Mayo: the vilest substance known to man.
www.nomayo.com
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"There's nothing you can put mayonaisse on that wouldn't be better with mustard instead."
David Byrne
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Amen, brother.
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May 19, 04 13:17
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I've never looked on mayonnaise in the same way since the first time I heard "mayonnaise cannon." Kind of ruins whatever taste sensory enjoyment it might have produced.
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May 19, 04 13:22
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"but the worst might be a slight, almost unnoticable tailwind on the way out, and you turn around, still impressed by how fast you were flying, and bam! 15 mph. it's harsh. happened to me last week."
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes. I'm riding along at 24-25 mph thinking, well guess I have gotten in a lot better shape in the past 4-5 days, or there must be a pretty decent tailwind here. Hmm, I'm pretty sure it must be the former, no wind out here, hell the trees aren't even moving. Boy all this training is really paying off....wrong.
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When I was a kid, the smell of mayo alone made me vomit.
One time I was at a friend's house and his mom made us bologna sandwiches. I took a bite of one, having been told by my friend there would be no mayo; must have been Miracle Whip. Same difference. It was ugly.
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May 19, 04 13:41
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"I've never looked on mayonnaise in the same way since the first time I heard "mayonnaise cannon." "
I didn't post the whole term:
blood engourged mayonnaise cannon
Enjoy your lunch.
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Of course it takes Tibbs for me to get that mayonnaise canon reference.
That's a new one to me.
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I'm here for you man.
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"I've never looked on mayonnaise in the same way since the first time I heard "mayonnaise cannon." "
I didn't post the whole term:
blood engourged mayonnaise cannon
Enjoy your lunch.
Yeah, I've been mayo-free for about 2 weeks myself.
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Healthiest lunch, #554 - spinach, tomato, avocado, green pepper salad, with packet tuna and topped off with organic sour dough bread slice. Yum.
Course, I'll neck that lot and then get to about 4 p.m, be hopelessly starved, and then go throw down chips and a coke.
Must remember to sing my mantra "you're fat, you're shit, you're never f*** fit", and hope that stops me.
Joy.
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Okay, here is what to do with Mayo (or Miracle Whip) ...
Those of you not from Utah, please feel free to be ill ...
Mix it with ketchup at a 50/50 ratio to create that wonderful condiment known as "fry sauce" to those of us from the Beehive state.
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Eleven years in Utah (left two years ago), and I could never understand the irrational exhuberance for fry sauce. People actually pay for it at many fast food joints. Now, on the other hand, Crown Burgers in downtown Salt Lake has cheeseburgers and fries to die for, and free fry sauce for the needy.
Behold the turtle! He makes progess only when he sticks his neck out. (
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Crown Burgers ... quite possibly the best fast food burger in Utah. Hires gives them a good run for the money.
I heard some restaurants use Thousand Island dressing, but it is not the same as Mayo and Ketchup.
One of the hot collectible pins from the Utah Olympic games was the fry sauce pin.
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May 19, 04 18:13
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usually, i don't agree with french bashing. or canadian bashing for that matter. but when you combine them together, you get something fairly horrendous. Poutine, in fact : fries with gravy and cheese.
I lived a mile from the canadien border for three years, and could never understand it. I did, just aboot anywho, pick up the accent.
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May 19, 04 18:32
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So. . .anyone care to sum up what we've learned from this thread so far? I'm sure it is far less than gleaned from the multiple PhD dissertations given over on the PC thread. . .
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[reply]Poutine, in fact : fries with gravy and cheese.[/reply]
That's not just ordinary cheese... It's made with cheese curds. Mmmmm - can you feel your arteries clogging?
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May 20, 04 4:37
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stop talking about poutine. you are making me hungry. I have enough trouble trying to eat right without you bastards reminding me of the good things in life.
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Hey, I was trying to update my cookbook, what happened to healthy recipes? and we are waaaaay behind the PC thread.
Jim
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May 20, 04 8:17
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when it's reapeated over and over, i don't know if we can count it as multiple phd dissertations.
and i think the lack of actual communication between the parties brings it down as well.
TriBriGuy
May 20, 04 12:33
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So then the consensus is that the PCs thread should rightfully be divided into at least four threads, since FD, RVW, KW, and others aren't really listening to each other. . .just emptying their respective physiology storage bins?
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May 20, 04 12:38
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Inspired by Tom D's post about eggs, and in an attempt to get this thread both back on the main page as well as back into contention with that stupid PC thread, I post this question to all the inhabitants of Slowtwitchia:
What is the most vile food ever?
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May 20, 04 12:59
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What is the most vile food ever?
Olive Loaf. Next question.
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May 20, 04 13:00
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Most vile? Definitely Baloots. Yes. I am sure of that. Guaranteed to produce technicolor yawns.
What's a baloot (balut)? . . .
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A baloot is a partially incubated boiled chicken egg. They are considered a delicacy here, and they are also sold by walking street venders. The baloot venders carry them in dual buckets hanging from a pole placed on their shoulder. They shout “balooooot” as they travel their sales routes"
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May 20, 04 13:25
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TriBriGuy, were are you at? I agree that baloots are the worlds most disgusting food ever but I haven't thought of them since I was in the Phillipines back in 87.
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May 20, 04 13:58
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Partially incubated??? Am I wrong, or does that mean there's a little cooked chicken in there???
Ewwwww!!!!
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May 20, 04 14:13
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Well, I get to work, and I log on, and sure enough this freekin thread is still pumping.
Most disgusting food...where do you start?
Taking the other tack, I must tell you all, last night I had a pizza with cheese on it at a local cafe, and I haven't had cheese for some time, and my goodness it made my little heart skip. Talk about olfactory overload - I was in heaven!
And I felt faster on my ride this morning - cheese leads to speed....who knew?
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May 20, 04 17:41
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Almost 18 years so far in the Marine Corps. . .I've been through the PI once or twenty times. First time was 88. Some jackass SSgt thought he'd teach all the PI virgins a thing or two about that place. So he introduced us to baloots and sex shows with women stuffing all manner of crap in places you never imagined stuff going back in. . .
Truly a decadent place back then. . .but still doesn't hold a candle to Thailand. . .but that's another story. . .
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May 20, 04 17:44
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Yup. . .little "almost" head and legs. . .absolutely puke-a-rama. . . Even my bout with REAL Korean kimchee was like disneyland compared with the baloot experience.
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May 20, 04 17:45
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Philippines from late '66-early '69 (Dada was in the Navy). I was told baloots were duck eggs that were incubated in the ground for 21 days, and then pickled or something. Sort of like kim chee. Wouldn't go near one with a ten foot pole.
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May 20, 04 17:48
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Actually, my understanding is that the buried duck eggs are the "REAL" thing. . .the boiled chicken street vendor version is just that. . . a close enough approximation for mass consumption. . .
But what do I know? I yakked the only sliver I ever tried. I'm obviously not from PI.
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May 20, 04 18:05
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A friend who lived off-base told me that the duck baloots would have some feathers inside. That was enough for me too know that I didn't need to try it. Now, some of the other traditional Filippino food was terrific. I can't remember what the rolled up fried Chinese egg roll like-things were called. lampura? Began with an L is all I can remember off hand.
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May 20, 04 18:26
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I can't remember the name of the eggroll thingys either, but man I would sit down with a couple bottles of San Migeul and eat 20 of those things. I never asked what was in them, I figured some things you don't want to know. Like where'd the little dog go?
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May 20, 04 18:27
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Lumpia. Yeah, lots of good stuff on that side of the world. I'm personally a huge fan of Japanese fare. But they can be a bit outrageous as well. My "introductory" tour upon arriving in Iwakuni Japan included a trip to the Hiroshima Shakey's Pizza Parlor. Great. . .pizza! Wait. . .that looks like. . .could it be. . .
Octopus and corn on a pizza. One really hasn't experienced pizza till you've had that experience. . .It was an experience. . .not good. . .not really bad. . .but just something I have chalked up in life. . .NEXT. . .
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May 20, 04 18:48
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I once ordered a cheeseburger and fries in Mombasa Kenya. Bad mistake, I got what I assume was a waterbuffalo patty with an unidentified yellow substance melted on top, which had no cheese like taste or aroma, and I have never been able to describe what it did taste like. I also recieved some unidentified fried root vegatable that seemed to come in various clors and had no taste. My fault for ordering american food in a foreign country.
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May 20, 04 23:01
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"There's a moon in the sky. It's called the moon". - B52's
Did my part.
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You know after Desert Storm, we headed back over for a training session with the some of the Kuwaiti SF (yes they were really special but thats another story). We managed to get some cots at Camp Doha while there, during dinner in the Dfac, there was a very, very young soldier from a mechanized battalian who had arrived only a week or two previous and had spent most of that time camped out at Udari range. Needless to say he was ecstatic about getting to eat the hot food that the contractors from Dyncorp (company that had the contract for Doha back in the 90's) was serving up that day.
We were sitting at the table eating when suddenly the young man remarked to no one in particular how good his "burger" tasted - in fact he had never tasted anything quite like this in the states. We were dressed in civies at the time as were planning on some extended R&R downtown later in the evening and could not resist taking advantage of the young troop. I asked him how just many cows had he seen during his stay in Kuwait? He answered that he did not recall having seen any with a puzzled look starting to appear on his face. I asked if he had heard about the grave yard for camel's out on the edge of town and he replied that he had as they had driven by it on the way back into town - "the smell was terrible - why? Trying my best to keep a straight face, I eyed his burger and repeated - how many cows you seen in Kuwait? His face went white as he put two and two together and he did not finish off his hamburger!
Better yet, the next day some of the soldiers from the UN/Nato contingent in the adjacent compound, took a live goat and slaughtered and skinned the animal while US soldiers looked on in utter amazement! One of my "co-workers" broke up the merriment when he remarked "so whats the big deal - where do you think those burgers you been eating everyday over at the DFAC come from?"
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TriBriGuy
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Sorry folks. . .had to bump this one. . .can't let it rest two posts short of 300. I have this thing about whole numbers. . . Its a sign of psychosis, I know. . .
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May 21, 04 17:21
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How many days we been pushing this thing now?
If we get to 1000 will that help Tibbs get his Cervelo?
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May 22, 04 7:36
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I feel a bit obligated since you did lend your hand to my starpoker.com vs. PC's thread.
Online porn- isn't it great? It is only great when it is free...
Love nakednews.com. I only need the international report.
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I am going to QT tonight where there is a vast selection of fine malt liquors. Maybe I should break down and go to the package liquors store where I can have an even better selection.
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May 22, 04 14:58
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Earlier in the thread there was mention of the best cartoons. Don't forget about Ren & Stimpy.
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May 22, 04 20:10
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"Its a history eraser button, you fool. DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!"
"But what'll happen?"
"That's just it. We don't know. You won't touch it. . .will you?"
Classic!
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May 22, 04 20:40
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Slight deviation from vile food - vile drink..
After far too much beer my friend and i decided that faced with the choice of water or
milk to go in or vodka as a mixer, water was just far too boring....
Vodka and milk - not for the faint hearted... don't try this at home
gorilla - an anthropoid ape, related to the chimpanzee but less erect and much larger
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May 22, 04 23:14
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Ren and Stimpy can't touch Rocky and Bullwinkle. I even wrote them in for President and V.P. for 2000, and plan on it this November.
I can do a great Bullwinkle impersonation.
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May 23, 04 6:22
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Vile drink. . .
Hmmmm. . .
Its a close battle between Soju and a Cement Mixer
Either way. . .guaranteed to do strange things. . .
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I have commited treason. I spent a brilliant weekend in Austin and am in the process of badgering the wife into transfering down there. I love Dallas more than you love your own child but the way I want my life to go I need the Austin vibe.
I canoed the Colarado, I jumped off bridges, I destroyed my helmet and bike during a crash as I tried to keep up with much better riders, I watched my brother graduate from UT, I saw a couple of hot female triathletes try out thier new wetsuits at Barton Creek. Life was good.
Ah dreams.
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Austin is bound to increase your cool points. . .Anyplace that produced something like Stevie Ray Vaughn has to have major cool vibes happening. . .
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May 24, 04 7:59
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So true and don't forget it has Ruby's BBQ. Oh God I touched myself after eating the sherred beef and beans.
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Ahhh. . Ruby's . . .I traveled to Austin once on a trip with my former brother-in-law, who went to Baylor. Great food. . . I've been to DFW several times. In my mind, Austin is just about the only place in Texas worth considering. . .
Simmer down, Houstonites, SIMMER DOWN!!!!
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I was out riding when I was picked up by a group and started to have a blast. We where going down hill when I sliped of my pedal and caught the curbpulling me off the bike. Me and bicycle tumbled end over end and landed in a pile.
I was seeing stars and getting whoosie when one of the dudes asked me if I was ok. I looked up and grinned "Was it as cool as I think it looked?" He did a double take and said "Brother you broke your helmet. Your not thinking straight."
I was thinking straight. I wouldn't have rang my bell and broke my bike if I would have just stayed at my brothers and didn't ride. Instead I got out the door and rode. I crashed becuase I was pushing myself. It was beautiful.
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The best wipeout I ever had on a mountain bike was ruined by a lack of witnesses. My riding buddy was leading, and we were flying down a rocky streambed, so when I endo'd, landing flat on my back, he didn't see any of it.
That was the day I truly understood that any crash you walk away from is a good one.
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You are on the island, you have one cd for the rest of your life, what is it?
I was freaking out between The Sundays- Reading, Writing and Athermetic but decied on The Beach Boys- Pet Sounds.
Like deciding between my own children.
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My choice? One CD to listen to?
"Will the Wolf Survive?" Los Lobos.
It has it all, loads of variety. I'll never get tired of it,
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May 24, 04 20:47
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Live long and...triathlon or die!
My shows...
1. Andy Griffith Show (black & white ones)
2. Star Trek (original)
3. Gilligans Island
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Brilliant choice.
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Stevie Ray Vaughn, Couldn't Stand the Weather
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In Reply To:
My choice? One CD to listen to?
"Electric Ladyland" - Jimi Hendrix Experience
if bootlegs count ...
Grateful Dead: Rotterdam, 1972
Phish: Halloween, (either 1995, '96 or '97)
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You are in Hell:
A) What music's playing in the waiting room, and
B) What's on TV???
In my hell:
A) Soundtrack to "Grease"
B) "Touched by an Angel" (just becuase Satan has a wicked sense of humor / irony)
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Hell:
Waiting room soundtrack: Carpenters, Englebert Humperdinck, Tom Jones, Liberace, Lawrence Welk, Etc. . .All that shit that started life as Muzak. . .Anyone can turn a cool song into Muzak. . .the other day I heard Metallica as Muzak. . .No. . .what I'm talking about is music that never had a chance. . .
On TV: Oprah, Phil, Rosie, Dr. Phil, Springer, Etc. Meaningless drivel for the "Sheeple" of the world. AAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA. . .MAKE IT STOP. . . .PLEASE!!!!!!!
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The intersting thing about Hell, is that when you get there, you are granted these incredible healing powers (like Wolverine) Even if you rupture your eardrums with hot, rusty spikes, they'll heal right up and you can hear the Carpenters even better than before.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Living on Austin time.
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I wsa born and raised in Dallas. I am raising a family in Dallas. Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC-9 at night? I love this place.
I have spent a lot of time in Austin. I used to spend summers down there and vist it often to see family.
My last trip down there finaly drove home a point I have always ignored. Austin is where my heart is. To me Dallas is my father. I love it above all others. I know it's secerts, I know it's bad and it's good. It is comfortable like my Dad's house but like my Dad's house it's not my home. I feel free in Austin it's culture suits me more.
So now I will live in Dallas and dream of Austin and in that I will always feel restless and out of place.
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Congratulations TBG, 5000+ views of nothing. Seinfeld's got nothing on you.
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A sense of place is good. I've lived in Texas and it's a great place but ohmygod I love northern California- from the beaches, to the bay, San Francisco, Napa, Sonoma, Mendocino, the central valley, the foothills, Monterey, Santa Cruz & the mighty Sierras. There is more varied culture & terrain in a half day's drive than anywhere in the US, perhaps the world. Sea kayak SF or Tomales Bay one day, bike the coast range hills in Marin, Sonoma, Napa and Solano the next, or head for spring skiing at Squaw Valley or break out the play boat for some whitewater kayaking on the American River. And halleluah, the French Laundry re-opened last week.
And two weeks from now its gonna be great doing the Alcatraz tri as a local event. Damn, I'm spoiled.
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Lyle Lovett...can't think of the album name - the one with If I Had a Boat, L.A. County, She's No Lady...
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Billy Bragg & Wilco - Mermaid Avenue Volume I
two that just never seem to grow old. but there are so many. BoDeans. Rolling Stones. Couldn't pick one.
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irongeek you are wonderful so so wonderful.
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Great to see this thread still burbling along. Haven't got much to say except that it is a cold and clear night down here at the bottom of the world, I am having a glass of red wine, and getting ready to get up and confront the gods of swimming in the morning.
They laugh at me with no little scorn, but as they say, vengeance is a dish best served cold...and wet.
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The Smiths - Hatful of Hollow (I'm stranded alone on a desert island - you're damn right I'm depressed!)
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God does not exist. Religion is man-made and has caused much more harm than good not because its adherents are evil or merely deluded, but because religion gives the individual the excuse to exercise credulity instead of reason and the group to coerce in the name of the deity. - Richard Dawkins
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Pontiac. Great album.
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Pontiac - of course - thank you - braindead last night. Yes, I'd hate to have to choose between his albums, but that's one of my all time favorites.
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If you are going The Smiths road it has to be Meat Is Murder. If Morrisey it's gotta be Viva Hate.
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Ever heard Quicksand's cover of the Smiths' "How Soon is Now?" That's one of the all-time best covers of one of the all-time best songs, in my opinion.
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This is a serious question, not intended to denigrate those choices already thrown out there. . .why, when asked for "favorite album" or "music to be stranded on an island with" do folks inevitably start listing *semi* obscure bands. . .No one EVER brings out well known and far more popular, yet still musically interesting choices. . .
Examples:
Yes, 90125
Pink Floyd, The Wall
AC/DC, Back in Black
U2, War
Stevie Wonder, Talking Book
Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic
Eric Clapton, 461 Ocean Blvd
The Clash, London Calling
The Eagles, Hotel California
Bob Dylan, Blood on the Tracks
Johnny Cash, Live at San Quentin
Led Zepplin, IV
And I could go on. . .I'm just puzzled why folks always seem to pull out the semi obscure. . .and you rarely see the above and others of their kind listed. . .
Nirvana, Nevermind
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Stevie Wonder, Talking Book
If you're taking Stevie, you've got to go with
Innervisions
, or for sheer volume,
Songs in the Key of Life.
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I can't believe you let yourself get drawn into the religious thread. You almost never let that happen.
I try to get out, but they drag me back in...
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If you are going The Smiths road it has to be Meat Is Murder. If Morrisey it's gotta be Viva Hate.
Viva Hate
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I'm just puzzled why folks always seem to pull out the semi obscure. . .and you rarely see the above and others of their kind listed ...
Two thoughts:
1) Since the above are pretty much very well-played from their release on - being "Classics" and all - we can all hear them in their entirety in our heads anytime we choose (no need to take them with us) The "obscure" ones are heard less often, maybe only once or twice, possibly not at all, and may take the whole "waiting-for-rescue" time to be played out.
2) They're just trying to be cool.
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I can't believe you let yourself get drawn into the religious thread. You almost never let that happen.
I try to get out, but they drag me back in...
What can I say, I'd had a few drinks last night and I slipped up. I'm out of it for good now, though.
Yet another reason to stay away from alcohol.
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No argument from me on those two either, Jaylew. . .just two more you NEVER see listed. . .
I suspect someone else had it correct when they proposed that many of these folks are trying to demonstrate some level of "cool". Not that there's anything wrong with that. . .
My contribution to "cool". . .
Hoodoo Gurus, Mars Needs Guitars
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TriBriGuy, good question. Maybe the answer has to do with the distiction between what is the most popular or commercially successfull and what is best. A lot of times mediocre stuff that appeals to the mass market, the lowest common denominator, is the most successful without being critically acclaimed as the best.
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I'd like to put a vote in for Bona Drag. Interesting Drug could be an anthem if more people heard it.
Nick
PS Shows how much I know - Bona Drag turns out to be a compilation.Where the hell was I that I missed this the first time round? I only just found out when I looked up the song to make sure it actually "meant" what I thought it did. I made the same mistake with Weezer and 'Hash Pipe'...
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Granted, 99% of the stuff that appeals to the mass market is junk. . .but the ones I named were both popular, AND acclaimed. Some not until well after initial release, but all have stood the test of time as superior efforts.
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Paul Simon - Graceland That CD never gets old no matter how many times I listen to it.
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"Viva Hate is great. Better than any Smiths or Morrissey record IMO. "
Dude your so white you make Briant Gumble look like Malchom X.
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Californication Red Hot Chilli Peppers
The most complete album in many years before and after it came out.
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"Viva Hate is great. Better than any Smiths or Morrissey record IMO. "
Dude your so white you make Briant Gumble look like Malchom X.
You stole that line from Chapelle Show!!
Don't I get credit for my Stevie Wonder post in this thread?? He
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my all time favorite, after all.
You should know by now that I like it all, Jon. I'm a music lover through and through. Doesn't matter what genre.
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"You did that on purpose, right?"
Yeah on purpose. Sure a little spelling humor. Look over there! (Tibbs runs off in shame.)
"You stole that line from Chapelle Show!!"
I did not steal it I lifted it. Not the same thing
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Yup, yet another commercially successful album that rarely makes these lists. . .
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Ok. . .in true Warner Brothers fashion. . .somehow you ended up with a home theater system on this island. . .what movie?
My vote(s)
The Big Lebowski
Scarface
The Star Wars Trilogy
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Pulp Fiction
Natural Born Killers
My Blue Heaven
Reservoir Dogs
well, that's a start anyway. . .
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Raising Arizona.
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"Son, you've got panties on your head."
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Riding to work this morning I remembered Dick Dastartly and Mutley. No idea who produced them or what year, just kind of came to me.
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The Matrix
The first one, without all that other crap from the second and third.
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[reply]Ok. . .in true Warner Brothers fashion. . .somehow you ended up with a home theater system on this island. . .what movie?
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Local Hero - some classic lines ("Happer... you crap hound!!!") and some lovely Scottish scenery to make you (well, me) homesick.
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"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
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What is you favorite song covered by another band? Was it just as good, better or just really cool?
My two favorites are
Hang on to your Ego - First done by the Beach boys covered by Frank Black. Very diffrent versions but both great.
Head On- First done by The Jesus and Mary Chain covered by the Pixies. It breaks my heart to say it since I am a monster fan of The Jesus and Mary Chain but he Pixies did it better.
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Urge Overkill's version of 'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'. Original by Neil Diamond (I think)....I love them both equally, kinda like my wife and mistress in one song.
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Mrs. Robinson, covered by the Lemonheads
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Don't know if this qualifys, but I like Eric Clapton's cover of Eric Clapton's Lala.
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"It's my life" - No doubt. A bit commercial, but a class tune....
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Riding to work this morning I remembered Dick Dastartly and Mutley. No idea who produced them or what year, just kind of came to me.
Then you probably also remember Penelope Pitstop.
Dick and Mutley(and Penelope) were featured on both the
Wacky Racers
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Stop that Pigeon!
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.....don't forget the Ant Hill Mod... those little legs going at 100mph....
hang on.....i knew i'd seen my running style somewhere before..
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What is you favorite song covered by another band? Was it just as good, better or just really cool?
My two favorites are
Hang on to your Ego - First done by the Beach boys covered by Frank Black. Very diffrent versions but both great.
Head On- First done by The Jesus and Mary Chain covered by the Pixies. It breaks my heart to say it since I am a monster fan of The Jesus and Mary Chain but he Pixies did it better.
Pixies did it
much
better.
Favorite covers off the top of my head:
Jawbox
cover of
Cornflake Girl
(
Tori Amos
) - better
Foo Fighters
cover of
Baker Street
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Gerry Rafferty
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Siouxsie & the Banshees
cover of
Trust in Me
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Jungle Book Soundtrack
) - very cool
Siouxsie & the Banshees
cover of
Strange Fruit
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Billie Holiday
) - very good and different, but Billie's version blows it away
Pat Benatar
cover of
Wuthering Heights
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Kate Bush
) - better
Jimi Hendrix
cover of
All along the Watchtower
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Bob Dylan
) - better
Earth Wind & Fire
cover of
Got to Get You Into My Life
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Beatles
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Nirvana
cover of
Where Did You Sleep Last Night?/In the Pines
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Leadbelly
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most
of his versions
Fishbone
cover of
Freddie's Dead
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Curtis Mayfield
) - equally good
Pain Teens
cover of
Story of Isaac
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Leonard Cohen
) - good, but can't touch the original
Mad Season
cover of I don't Wanna be a Soldier(
John Lennon
) - ditto
Nine Inch Nails
cover of
Get Down, Make Love
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Queen
) - never have heard the original but the NIN cover might be my all-time favorite club song
Mark Kozelek(Red House Painters)
cover of
You Ain't Got a Hold on Me
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AC/DC
) - completely unrecognizable as an AC/DC tune - which is good in my book :)
Living Color
cover of
Final Solution
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Pere Ubu
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both are good
Faith No More
cover of
Midnight Cowboy
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It's only June. The endurance season is just starting up and begining to look great but for some reason I am already amped about the football season. I don't know why but I just can't wait for the season to start. Anyone else?
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Riding to work this morning I remembered Dick Dastartly and Mutley. No idea who produced them or what year, just kind of came to me.
Hanna Barbera: 1968-70
I have die-cast toys of Penelope Pitstop and Dick Dastardly's cars (as well as the Mystery Machine, Barney Rubble's sports-log, a bunch of Speed Racer cars, the Munstermobile & Dragula, Ghostbusters ECTO 1, and the Monkeemobile)
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Any song gets better when covered by Johnny Cash (although "Ring of Fire" by Social Distortion is nice reverse engineering - when I was in the punk band
we
did Ring of Fire, replacing Mexican horns with harmonica.)
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Tibbs, you blasmphemer! How dare you speak off football when we're not even at the allstar break. GO DODGERS!!!
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This is right in line with some questions that we have come up with on 5+ hour training rides....
So...here I am with a few buddies, and these are educated men mind you (I do NOT put myself into that category). We are riding back home from Lake Geneva Wi on a 100+ degree day...when one of them (CEO of the regions largest health system mind you) informs the crew that "
Mr. Happy is dead
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"If you give yourself head...is that gay?"
- My answer is yes...far as I can see, if you are a man - and ever have a dick in your mouth - you are gay...even if it is your own dick. And if you could and you swallow..you are super duper flaming nasty gay - Maplethorpe gay.
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I will confess I have had a dream about it. Where does that put me on the scale?
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Gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, people's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.
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huh - this is going to be a shock to a few people. Me included. Oh well. If you say so, it must be true.
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On that topic...I want to have a "Straight Pride Parade!"...I am certainly no homophobe...but, why cant I be proud of my sexuality and have a parade?
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I want to have a "Straight Pride Parade!" ... why cant I be proud of my sexuality and have a parade?
Agreed. As a flaming heterosexual and retired sport-f*cker, let me be the first to second the motion.
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On that topic...I want to have a "Straight Pride Parade!"...I am certainly no homophobe...but, why cant I be proud of my sexuality and have a parade?
Uuh... cause you're in the dog house based on that other thread? Me thinks it would be a time to keep a low profile, man.
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I want to have a "Straight Pride Parade!" ... why cant I be proud of my sexuality and have a parade?
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Why do you need a parade? Are you guys so inscure in your sexuality you need to do public gatherings to reinforce you hetrosexuallity? Sounds gay to me.
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I was NOT EVEN THERE!!!! I with with my wonderful, beautiful, thoughtful, caring ultra sexy dream woman of a girlfriend that I am certainly not worthy of in Nebraska all weekend. We got back, I went to the store to pick up milk and what not...next thing I know I get a call about "who was in the house?". Well, I have a cute little dog that needed feeding so a buddy was staying there. Well, she finds a white thong in the bedroom on the floor! Damnit...all I know is that I am glad that she found them an hour after we got home (
though I have no idea why it was that she was looking under the bed on my side, near the wall, next to a table that she has not stood by in weeks...odd huh?)
Had she found them even a day later I would have been up shit creek for SURE. Even still, it is like I did something wrong...then started the...in OUR bed? and did he change the sheets? Who was "she" and what kind of woman forgets her panties?
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That's NOT gay! (he-he-he)
My grandpa was gay. But, it meant something totally different in the 1920's! ;-)
Oh, by the way, I'm a little grey! Just had to get that in the frey! Should I stay? Is it okay to play? I wanna go to Kona and get a lei!
(sorry dudes...could'nt resist)
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Can't let this one die quite yet.
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Especially since the topic of "nothing" is so near and dear to my heart...
Anyway, has anyone else noticed that Nike dri-fit stinks? I mean, I do one workout in this stuff and if I sweat at all, the shirt stinks. Disappointing because I think it's great fabric.
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Names for my band.
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Gone for a week and I come back to see we're still flapping fingers about NOTHING.
For you, Tibbsy. . .Flaming Gibbous. . .Geriatric Cowboys. . .Bogus Pie. . .Mr. Tibbs and the Colnagos. . .
Parliament Funkadelic. . .oh. . .wait. . .that's already taken by one of the coolest groups ever. . .
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Hey TBG, you leave for a week and Demerly absconds with the Inaugural Resident Asshole of the Week award. Clealry, I think his actions justify him to be nominated for the Jackass award of the week. I'm still not sure if the Asshole award was a mutation of your concept, a translation error of your concept, or an original concept of Mr. Demerlys. Better put your foot down as this is how things get out of hand. Before you know it, this place will be running amok with assholes and jackasses. Oh wait, nevermind, it's already too late.
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I have had the same problem. My girlfriend wanted to get a young priest and an old priest to perform an exorcism on my dri-fit stuff. No solution as of yet and my funk has defeated everything from Gain to Febreeze.
Also, why is it that really old guys like to talk to people in the locker room while they are naked? What would ever make another man think that I would like to have a conversation while they are completely naked? There should be rules that say that you can be ejected from the locker room for trying to talk to another person while completely naked with a towel around your neck.
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Before you know it, this place will be running amok with assholes and jackasses. Oh wait, nevermind, it's already too late.
If an asshole and a jackass get together, is the product called a jackhole, an assjack, or a holeass???
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The really old men have had the majority of sex that they'll ever have and therefore have absolutely nothing to hide. They aren't concerned whether their wanker is shorter than yours or whether or not you are grossed out or turned on by them. In short, comfort in your birthday suit is a sure sign of maturity. . .unless, of course, you are 20-something. . .in which case you are termed a hedonist.
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I'm glad you guys brought this up. I spend quite a bit of time at the gym and in the locker room. I'm fascinated by the various "locker room" styles and the unstated rules. Some people seem more comfortable with nudity than others and it's never who you would expect.
But here's my question: What do guys talk about in the locker room (and I'm talking about grown ups -- not high school/college locker rooms)? In the women's locker room, I hear lots of conversations about work, family, and workouts. I never hear conversations about the guys at the gym. In the mornings, it actually can be pretty quiet, although sometimes there is a small group of regulars that like to yack away (which I hate --too much morning conversation is jarring to the psyche). I'm assuming it's pretty much the same on the other side of the wall. Right?
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I talk as little as possible. A hey or what up is it. Shower change and meet you buddies at the front.
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I'm glad someone brought this up. What's up with 40+ guys shaving, combing hair, brushing teeth, flossing, posing, etc...butt naked in front of the mirror?
I see that everywhere and I've never been able to understand it.
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It's the same attitude that makes speedos ok at races.
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Not even close. Women have this ability to discuss intimate details with total strangers of the same sex. Men never discuss intimate things with other men, especially in public settings, and NEVER with strangers. Unless you know the guy outside of the gym its rare for more than cursory greetings to be exchanged.
Part of it is the whole multitasking thing. By and large, men can't do it. When we're in the locker room we're already in prep time for the next thing on our schedule. We don't want to interrupt our thought processes to yada yada about inane things. When I'm showering in the AM, I'm already mulling my morning work schedule in my mind. Women seem to be able to do that AND yak at the same time. Its a rare guy that can do that. . .
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I coach an age group swim team and a mother reamed out the custodian because someone had put a lock on the locker her 10 yr old soon thought he had put his stuff in. "I'm running late, what kind of facility allows jokes like this...." Custodian said I didn't do it but I can cut the lock off for you. The asked the 2 or three guys in the change room to finish up, the cut the lock. The mother and son looked inside and then left. Didn't even say thank you and both walked away.
In fact, they didn't have the common decency to say sorry that wasn't his locker he used the one right beside it. Of course no the custodian and management are then blindsided by the guy whose lock got cut off.
I am happily visuallizing asking this mother in front of the other parents for $10 to cover the cost of the lock and an apology to both the pool staff and the man whose lock was cut. If all goes as planned she will quit the team and everyone will be happy. I'm sure a Seinfeld episode could have been written about this.
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The lock would have been on Jerry's locker and Newman would have mistaken the locker for his own. . .And neither would ever have known who the other was. . .Jerry would have gone into conniptions about unclean invasions of privacy and common decency and Newman would have ended up using the rare cologne Jerry had in the locker that no one else in NY has yet. . .the end of the episode would have had Jerry encountering Newman in the building foyer and smelling the unique cologne. . .NEWMAN!!!!!!!!!!! Kramer would add to the hilarity by countering Jerry's rant with explanations on how he gets some of his best clothing choices, especially underwear (remember the famous underwear episode) from unclaimed or unlocked lockers. . .prompting a predictable grimace from Jerry and an irrelevant tirade from George. Elaine is off with Puddy somewhere. . .
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The old guys at my Y hang around in the shower talking and swearing at each other for interminable amounts of time. They aren't showering, they're hanging out. they just happen to be naked, and water is spraying them. Then they go into the steam room or the sauna and chat some more. It's an interesting contrast between the old guys who won't put on any clothes and the young guys who wear those baggy swimsuits in the shower.
I think that when you get to a certain point, you just stop caring who sees you naked. (Ask my wife about the time we visited my father in the hospital, and she got to live through a very disturbing version of the Basic Instinct scene. To this day she tires blocking it out.)
One day, that will be you. ;p
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Yeah, but there's the creepy gay dudes who do it too. I see them hangin' out naked in the locker room alll the time at my gym. I just don't get that. Of those guys I have a stocker(sp). This guy would orbit around me wherever I was...including the pool...and he doesn't swim. Finally, a couple months ago I caught the guy hanging around the end of the pool. Absolutely no reason for someone to be down there. I was doing some work with the flippers on. I cruised to the end, flipped and splashed the shit out of him! It was so gratifying to finally get him back for the many months of BS! I finally had to tell this dude that even if I were gay, there's no way in hell I'd be interested...that he needed to work on his game a bit cause it's way off. Of course he acted like he didn't know what I was talking about.
One of my buddies who used to swim for SMU and told me many stories about crazed gay dudes stocking the swim team. One guy actually tried to trade their old swim trunks for new ones (?).
I don't have a problem with anyone being gay, just go along with the same gym etiquette everyone subscribes to. Don't be so creepy!
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Does it qualify me for Jackass status if I correct you Keith?. . .the word you are looking for is "stalker". . .as in "stalking" his prey. . .
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Very close ...
Newman wants the "Secret Cologne" for his own use. Jerry won't disclose how he got it (girlfriend works at DK) Newman sees the cologne in Jerry's gym bag. Newman follows Jerry to the gym and using his best USPS BS, weasles his way past the desk. Newman finds Jerry's locker, changes out of his uniform into grey swaets, and complains to the manager that someone had put a lock on his otherwise unlocked locker, requiring the use of bolt cutters. When the locker is opened, Newman smiles. "Thank you, my good man," and the evil Newman grin as he sprays the cologne on himself draining the small bottle. Jerry discovers the empty bottle on the tile floor. "Newman." Later Jerry gets a call from the DK girl saying the cologne hadn't been tested, but was suspected of causing severe allergic reactions, as Newman enters the apartment gasping and hiving.
George crashes his bike during a spinning class.
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Man. . .you are definitely a true Seinfeld fan. . .your version is absolutely perfect. . .the writers couldn't have done better. . .I forgot to play on the total deviousness of Newman. . . George crashing his bike is perfect.
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Beautiful. And Elaine decides she needs to get Puddy in better shape because of two many Arby's nights. She escorts him to the gym, and waits for him to get changed. Puddy then walks out of the locker room wearing a one-piece spandex powerlifter get-up. "Gotta get pumped up," he says as he struts by the jaw-dropping Elaine.
Man, I miss that show.
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Thanks, I aspire to TV writer ... or Foley artist. I often critique my wife's soap opera writers, calling them to task for being such hacks. I can usually predict where a story will go, how long it will take, and what facts they forgot to communicate to the new writers / interns, that disrupt the continuity. It's funny to see stories lose momentum and then just die because the writers went for the big shock, but didn't tie it into anything, so it's all just a waste.
"Here we go, we'll have the daughter fall for her sister-in-law's ex-boyfriend, who will in turn fall in love with the mom, then get her pregnant, then the pregnant mom will marry this other guy, just to keep it a secret, then they'll all get cast on CSI, so just don't worry how it ends."
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I guess this is as good of place as any to ask this.
What does '86ing' something mean? Where did that come from? Sorry to be so dumb but I'm trying to figure out what my 14 year old is saying.
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Possibilities (drawn from a web source. . .)
86 Bedford Street was the street address for Chumley's, a rowdy New York speakeasy that often forcibly ejected, or "eighty-sixed," drunk and disorderly patrons.
While most bars served 100-proof alcohol, troublesome clients were often served the "watered down" 86-proof booze.
A popular menu item was number 86, and so was often out.
A very popular New York restaurant only had 85 tables.
An early New York streetcar line ran from 14th street to -- you guessed it -- 86th Street. Conductors would call out "Eighty six! End of the line!"
In the British merchant marines, crews were held to 85, so the 86th man was left behind.
At any rate, its common usage for cutting something out of the picture, or leaving it out. . .
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86 is the jersey number often assigned to tight ends. In the early days of football (1920's), the tight end was the equivalent of the right fielder; this is where you would put the big dumb kid with no mobility, so that he could still play but not mess anything up. These players were often outcast and ridiculed, many ending up in jail, some working the railroads, or as carnies.
"86'ed" means to be excluded.
Glad to help.
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And what's the deal with Gold Bond Powder? You walk into the YMCA locker room in the morning and there's half a dozen old guys standing around chatting while liberally applying it to their...Well it's not their feet! I'll tell you that for nothing. Some of these guys leave big circles of powder on the floor with two little feet prints in the middle.
Is Gold Bond Powder the old man equivalent of Tussin? I mean seriously! What's up with that?!?
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This is the Texans' year. The Cowboys suck.
"Yeah, I like Texas. Ain't it fine here?" Pat Green
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This is the Argos year. The Ti-Cats suck.
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Hey, did anybody lose this thread?
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People started talkin' all Nazi and I got scared.
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I found the Gold Bond powder posts even scarier.
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Yes, this thread is back! I couldn't figure out why I found slowtwitch so... pedestrian today. Now I know why.
Anyway, this thread should not have been allowed to go away without recognizing Slowtwitch's best new moniker/screen-name. My applause to:
"hipster doofus"
I wish I would have thought of that. Maybe I should change mine to "The Got-No-Green Lantern," "Mr. Tomasulow," or even "Uncle Leo."
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Thanks zoomy3 and Jaylew for kudos on the handle. Appropriated that inspired description of Kramer after I fell on a training ride and broke my hip (Labor Day).
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This just in from the close talker. . .welcome hipster. . .to the NOTHING thread.
Feel free to talk about nothing in any old tone you want. . .
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"Is Gold Bond Powder the old man equivalent of Tussin?"
Please explain.
On an unrelated topic -- although related to nothing -- today I tried a "Bosu Total Training" class, thinking it was a core strength training class using those half balls (why is everything harder on the balls -- don't answer that). Turned out it was a step class using the bouncy Bosu ball instead of a step. I just spent 2 months laying off almost all running to cure an ankle injury. Did I leave the class, wisely concluding that jumping on and off a bouncy ball would almost certainly put the ankle in jeopardy? HELL NO -- I stayed, thinking I can god damn step with the best of them (you all know how crucial the ability to do step aerobics is to successful multi-sport training). Of course, about halfway through the class, I twisted my ankle and crashed to the ground. When the instructor ran over to see if I was okay, I hopped up and pretended everything was fine. It's not, but hopefully the swelling will go down in a day or two. Whatever. What a dumbass I am.
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Wish I could come up with something witty to say. . .like Wise man say Bosu. . .but I can't. Yeah, you're a dumbass. ;->
Hope the ankle gets better. And while you're at it, shove the directions for the Bosu ball under the nose of that ignorant aerobics instructor. . .I'll bet you aren't the first victim. . .
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Chris Rock does this bit about Tussin(the cheap knock off of Robitussin cough medicine) and how it is the cure-all for everything.
"Got a cold? Take some Tussin! Got a broken bone? Take some Tussin! Let that Tussin work it's way in."
How can you not be familiar with the complete works of Chris Rock? ;p
I hope that your foot gets better soon. (Step with a ball? That just sounds like a bad idea.)
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Did you try water running? Interested to hear if was of use to you.
Hope the ankle heals quickly (again).
Anyone have an internet/iTunes radio station they'd like to recommend? I am growing bored of my own CD collection...
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Time for re-runs.
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found a good station - KEXP in Seattle
"where the music matters"...
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I was in the elevator yesterday when the power went down. Lights out, dead stop, no emergency power.
Once I'd regained control of my sphincters (I know, I have lead a ridiculously sheltered life) I tried looking for the phone - in the dark, It was only when the power came back on that I realised that it was right at the bottom of the panel. No hope of finding it.
It makes me think I need to have more experience of things like this, so I don't wig out quite so badly next time. I mean, I didn't scream like a three year old with a grazed knee (ok, that might just be me again) , but it was on the checklist.
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noooo, not water running (it's like voluntarily submitting oneself to the death of a thousand cuts)
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These are 5 suck ass movies which one is the worst. Defend your choice
Twister
Titanic
Indepedence day
The Bridges of Madison County (also one of the worst novels of our time.)
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Choose the suckiest and expalin why.
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None of these even come close to the all time worst movie "Igby Goes Down", but fair's fair - I choose:
Titanic - not realistic. Anyone knows that if Kate Winslet stood on the prow of a boat the thing would nose-dive like a submarine before you could say "Be good fellows and play on, would you chaps?"
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Joe Versus The Volcano is the all-time worst movie ever.
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[reply]Joe Versus The Volcano is the all-time worst movie ever.[/reply]
Joe Versus the Volcano is Citizen Kane compared to Igby Goes Down. Which begs the question what Citizen Kane is compared to IGD, but there you go. I'd tell you to watch it, but in todays litigation happy world that would be asking for trouble, waiver or no waiver.
What's so bad about Joe vs Volcano?
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Joe Versus The Volcano is the all-time worst movie ever.
No way. I managed to sit through that entire movie. My wife brought home "Dead Man" with Johnny Depp from the rental store last week- I think I endured about 40 minutes before giving up.
As for "Citizen Kane," I don't get the hype. Boooooooooring.
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Alright, alright, alright, I've never seen it, but I thought it would signify a suitably high brow acheivement compared to you know what. How about Blazing Saddles - a better benchmark?
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Intolerable Cruelty is much worse - I never turn movies off before the end (I have a pathological need to know how things end) but I turned that off within 40 minutes - absolutely awful - the title should have been notice enough - it was intolerably cruel to expect anyone to watch that ...
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Tibbmiester, there are way suckier movies than those. What about "Master of Disguise"?
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Movies that SUCK!
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Jaws 3D (sucked so bad I can't remember the whole title)
Chicago (No, Renee Z and CZJ couldn't save that lame flick)
Rocky 5 (yes, 4 almost made it, but he crushed a Soviet. good enough)
Ahh, hell, just about every SEQUEL ever made (yes, there are some good exceptions, just very few of them)
Enough!!!!!
How about movies that DON'T suck:
Jaws
Scarface
Reservoir Dogs
The Big Lebowski
Patton
The Professional
Pulp Fiction
Natural Born Killers
Smokey and the Bandit
Spies Like Us
Blues Brothers
Full Metal Jacket
Star Wars Trilogy
Easy Rider
Silence of the Lambs
Animal House
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Oh god that movie let me down. I was so looking forward to it but it was a pile oh crap.
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Cold Creek MAnor. Worst movie I've seen in a long time. Pretty bad all around. Sharon Stone is still hot though.
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Oh. . .movies that suck?
Blair Witch Project. All hype. My 10 year old can tell better ghost stories.
Controversial choice, I know, but I'm standing my ground. That movie sucked. I tried to get the video place to give my $ back because it was so bad. They DID give me my $ back on My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
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Has anyone ever seen "Things to do in Denver When You are Dead?" It is one of my favorites.
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"Star Wars Trilogy"
The original.
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Worst: Gigli - did I spell that right?
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Joe vs Volcano?
It made me seriously unhappy to the point where I was almost ill.
But I confess I have not seen Igby Goes Down, Gigli, or Ishtar so there might be some worse ones.
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TBG: I have to take issue with some of your "suck" choices but your list of good ones is spot on.
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Movie that doesn't SUCK:
True Romance, with Christian Slater & Patricia Arquette
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Blair Witch Project.
Controversial choice, I know, but I'm standing my ground. [/reply]
Contraversial? Hardly. Everyone I know agrees with you wholeheartedly. That POS sucked so bad I was almost impressed. As in, I never knew a movie could suck so bad and have absolutely NO redeeming qualities. It re-defined suckage and took it to a whole new dimension.
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I had a violently negative reaction to the English Patient. I never read the book, but my take away from the movie was -- never let someone leave you in a cave and don't ever rely on a man to save you. Her dumbass boyfriend treked for days in the desert without coming up with any sort of plan to get back to rescue his "lady love." It's war time and his "strategy" upon arriving at a military camp is to scream "I need a truck". He has an accent, so they throw him in the brig. Who couldn't see that coming a mile away. On the bright side, I did find the Indian character incredibly sexy, though, and enjoyed that part of the story line.
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Movies that SUCK!
My wife would argue that the version of
Starship Troopers
shown every couple of weeks on basic cable (edited - no nudity) sucks the most. From a content standpoint, I would be hard pressed to disagree but she has never seen the original/unedited version with the nude scense!
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Indeed. Leave it to the art scene to praise a movie for using a camera technique that makes people vomit and call an other awful film school project groundbreaking.
More movies that don't suck:
Chow Yun Fat's Hong Kong series(most of his films in fact)
A Better Tomorrow I, II, III
Hard Boiled
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Just my attempt at trying to keep this thread compeltely off topic!
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And you're doing just fine.
On an unrelated note, I had some awesome ribs last night.
Get a rack of ribs, regular or baby back, and parboil them for around 45 minutes.
Baste the hell out of them, then throw them on the grill(lowest setting possible) for 45 minutes, flipping every 15 minutes. Continue basting maniacally. Enjoy with copious amounts of beer and cheap supermarket potato salad.
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"Po-TAY-To!"
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And would the reason you know about Tater and Rope Johnson be due to OLN?
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On an unrelated note, I had some awesome ribs last night.
Ironic, I could have come close to cooking all the ribs on my right side when I tossed the bike exiting a corner at nearly 30 mph during a wet (and I mean really wet), Wednesday Night crit last night here in Houston! Oh well, no harm done other than a couple minor abrasions, a toasted skinsuit, scraped bar tape, a slightly bruised ego, and a wife who was not happy about such silliness - of course there is always next week!
Note to self: after 23-years of racing, you would think that I would start listening to that little voice in my head shouting "don't do it!"
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How did you know?!?
But seriously, I think that the rodeo and fishing are the only other things OLN airs other than the Tour. It's frightening to think that they were going to drop the Tour this year so that they could get more airtime for the USBigHat BullRiding Championships, or whatever. I have no problem with their programming, however I feel it lacks a certain, um, depth.
ms6073: I'm glad your ribs turned out okay too. Crashing always sucks; the best you can hope for is a low-friction landing surface and deflected impact.
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the best you can hope for is a low-friction landing surface and deflected impact.
Definitely low-friction landing surface but got to say I looked good! Skid off edge of road on back side and stopped standing on my feet with bike beside me! Probably would have remounted and given chase but chain was unshipped and despite the smile on my face from my graceful dismount, but as I stood surveying the situation in a steady downpur, for some reason the motivation to continue the race completely vanished - maybe the voice of reason was starting to be heard. Besides, my the bar tape was all scraped on one side and the end plugs was missing in action - grin!
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Man, I disagree w/ you guys on that one. I really liked Blair Witch.
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Man, I disagree w/ you guys on that one. I really liked Blair Witch.
I did too.... it was a very cool idea.
Did
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One of the worst movies of all time:
Armageddon
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Independence Day
was horrible too.
Quite honestly, I think most movies that come out these days are bad or overrated. Especially the big budget action movies. For example,
Gladiator
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overrated.
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"One of the worst movies of all time:
Armageddon"
yeah, but Buscemi was great
- sort of like the line from Reservoir Dogs -"that's easy for you to say, you don't have to be Mr. Pink"
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You have forgotten the ultimate in a suckfest, the Matrix series. Horrible, boring, over-hyped predictable crap!
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I just have weird taste in women..and find Liv Tyler to be very pretty.
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I don't think that's showing weird taste at all.
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my all time fave actress tho...Nicole Kidman...I'd almost consider giving up triathlons for that....almost...mmmno changed my mind...but it was close for a second there....heyyyy this is my 701st post..wooooooo
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How long does it take for you to decide it's ok to pull the plug on a movie? I've never done it. I always find myself thinking "it has to get better than this at some stage". Ugh, thats so glass half full of me...
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Probably why I almost never go to the theater to see a movie. It's much harder to walk out once you've dropped $20.
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I think it's resigned curiosity. I think you become invested in the movie, and even though it sucks, you want to see how it ends. There are very few movies that have been so horrible that I have just turned them off.
Down With Love
was such a film. My wife and I both love Renee Zellweger and Ewan MacGregor, and we kept waiting for it to get better, and it kept not getting better. Finally, with around 20 minutes left, we turned it off.
Since then, we have become much more arbitrary about turning off movies that seem to suck early on. Occasionally, you misjudge a movie like Donnie Darko(which I am still ambivalent about, but was at least interesting), but more often than not, it doesn't make a difference.
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The last movie I
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Pokemon trips me out. I was stuck in Tyler, GA for a week and was so bored that I tried to sit through a Pokemon episode. They got swallowed by a whale that took them to a gas station on the sea floor to get some snacks. I was convinced that it was written by a bunch of stoners that got the munchies half way through writing it. After watching that and the Scooby Doo I believe that you have to be stoned most of the time to write cartoons.
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After seeing the first picture on Dan's deck article, it reminded me of the Seinfeld where Kramer wanted his whole apartment to be different levels. Anyone else think that?
KRAMER: I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment. You're not gonna believe it when you see it. A whole new lifestyle.
JERRY: What are you doing?
KRAMER: Levels.
JERRY: Levels?
KRAMER: Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You
know, like ancient Egypt.
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I really should have watched more episodes of Seinfeld..then more of these posts would make sense to me..as it is I am resigned to continuing with the topic of nothing...where am I and why am I still up at 1am? My night shift stint is over for another two weeks..go to bed man. Anyone else have to work more than one shift? It's really starting to bite. Although it does leave me with lots of free time to do tris since I only work 4/10hr shifts per week..Fridays and weekends off. Too bad it's killing ever so slowly. Sigh..time for a Nytol.
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I always found that working the night shift put me in an almost altered state after a while. Being up night after night, then going to sleep when the sun comes up, it's just not natural(except in the context of a party, naturally). Your thought processes change, your awareness changes, it's very strange.
When I was in the Air Force, I worked a swings and mids schedule, so I didn't sleep right for over two years.(try finding a good sleep schedule when you work 3 swing shifts, then 3 midnight shifts, then have three days off.) Later, I worked a job that was straight mid shifts, and that was no fun either.
I liked being out in the city at night (moving through Boston, when there is hardly anyone there is reminiscent of those post-apocalyptic movies), but the rest of my life was unmanageable. You just can't sleep all day and have a life at the same time. Well, I can't anyway.
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Why let this thread die?
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As an age group swim coach 5 mornings a week I get up before 5 am. It can wreak havoc on the nights on the town but if we ever make it till 3 am then I am suddenly the king. My body switches to "time to wake up mode" and everybody else is dying. Doesn't do me much good if they all crash but it is great for practical jokes.
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Mr. Tibbs is beyond sexy. He defines sexiness.
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I'm not seeing any TI on Seinfeld reruns.
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Holy cripes...the thread is resurrected.
We may need to study Kramer's moves a bit closer in order to definitively rule out any TI techniques on Seinfeld.
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Well, Newman uses TI an enormous amount. Notice how he generates great name recognition from very little screen time? Extremely efficient and fish like, the guy is just gliding through his role.
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I've been reviewing the posts, and I think that we may need to change the name of the thread. The judges who initially stated that this was a thread about nothing were mistaken. The thread is actually about something, however that something is pointless and ephemeral. So while renaming hte thread will hopelsessly confuse everyone on the forum, and make it difficult to find it, we may, for the sake of propriety, have to call it something else.
This, of course, begs the question: What about all the other threads? Indeed, I think we shall appoint a committee to review all threads on the slowtwitch forum to A) determine whether they should be in the main forum or in the Lavender Room, and B) review the content of the thread and rename the thread accordingly.
Perhaps we could nominate Mr. Tibbs to be the Grand Inquisitor, er, I mean, Independent Counsel, to lead the investigation.
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Sorry if this is a repost, but...
They're Baaaaaaaaaack
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YIPPEE!
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Wow!!! A DVD set about nothing.
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Since it seems to be "Beat a Dead Horse Day", lets resurrect this one.
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Dude, you are freakin' brilliant.
This is a post about nothing.
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done
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Giddy up.
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He's BAAAAACK!
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Bhoutros Bhoutros-Gali
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Yo Ma-Ma!
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I'm eating chili right now. I left out the onions. I put in a bit of cheese and some saltines.
Here's one I heard a long time ago:
Santa.
Satan.
They both wear red and black, they both use the same letters in their name, their names are both five letters long, and you
never
see them at the same time...
Coincidence?
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I slept with your wife!
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Is that a Titleist? Well hole-in-one.
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The jerkstore called, they're running out of you ;)
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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awesome. one of my favorites.
and the other: helllllloooooooo!
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What's the difference, you're one of their best sellers.
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hey Jerry...ya got any food?
(that's something I need to say a little less often this winter..lookit the spare tire I got...whoa)
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I was really hoping you knew that one or I would have been the jerk.
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Why do they call it ovalteen? The cup is round. The jar is round. They should call it roundteen.
That's gold Jerry, gold!
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George lets out a depressed sigh while reading a card)
ELAINE: What?
GEORGE: Nothing. It's a card from my dad.
ELAINE: What is it? (Grabs the card from George, he tries to stop her, but fails. She reads it out loud.) "Dear son, Happy Festivus." What is Festivus?
GEORGE: It's nothing, stop it..
JERRY: When George was growing up..
GEORGE: (Interrupting) Jerry, No!
JERRY: His father..
GEORGE: No!
JERRY: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.
ELAINE: Ohhhh.. and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
GEORGE: (pleading) Alright..
JERRY: And instead of a tree, didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?
(Elaine starts laughing uncontrollably - and continues to do so)
GEORGE: Jerry! Stop it!
JERRY: And weren't there a feats of strength that always ended up with you crying?
(Jerry joins in with Elaine's laughter)
[Setting: H&H Bagel Shop]
FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest?
KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh?
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized
there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.
FRANK: She was.
(Scene ends)
[Setting: H&H Bagel Shop]
(Frank is still telling Kramer about Festivus)
FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
KRAMER: Is there a tree?
FRANK: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
KRAMER: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
FRANK: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space. (Turns to leave, meets up with Elaine)
ELAINE: Hello, Frank.
FRANK: Hello, woman. (leaves)
[Setting: the Coffee Shop]
(Frank and Kramer enter. Frank is dragging an aluminum pole)
KRAMER: Well, Happy Festivus.
GEORGE: What is that? Is taht the pole?!
FRANK: George, Festivus is your heritage - it's part of who you are.
GEORGE: (Sulking) That's why I hate it.
KRAMER: There's a big dinner Tuesday night at Frank's house - everyone's invited.
FRANK: George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the casette tapes. (Franks pushes play, George as a child celebrating
Festivus is heard)
FRANK: Read that poem.
GEORGE: (Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!
FRANK: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!
ESTELLE: Leave him alone!
FRANK: Alright, George. It's time for the feats of strength.
(George has a break down)
GEORGE: No! No! Turn it off! No feats of strength! (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus!
FRANK: We had some good times.
[Setting: The Costanza's house]
GEORGE: Happy Festivus!
FRANK: George? This is a surprise. (Looking at Kruger) Who's the suit?
GEORGE: Yo, dad. This is my boss, Mr. Kruger.
FRANK: Have you seen the pole, Kruger?
GEORGE: Dad, he doesn't need to see the pole.
FRANK: He's gonna see it.
(Enter Jerry and Elaine. Elaine is still ugly from the steam)
GEORGE: Happy Festivus! (Sees Elaine) Yama - Hama!
ELAINE: I didn't have time to go home. What are you doing here?
GEORGE: Embracing my roots.
JERRY: They nailed you on the 20 G's?
GEORGE: Busted cold.
(Cut to Kruger and Frank)
(They're looking at the Festivus pole)
FRANK: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
KRUGER: I find your belief system fascinating.
(Enter Kramer)
(Kramer's with the two bookies from Horse Track Betting)
KRAMER: Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! (Hugs George, and jumps up and down) Hee, hee, hee!
BOOKIE: Hello again, Miss Benes.
ELAINE: What are you doing here?
BOOKIE: Damnedest thing.. me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place..
KRAMER: (Finishing the story) I told them I was just about to see you.. It's a Festivus miracle!
(Estelle comes through the kitchen door, hitting Kramer as she opens it)
ESTELLE: Dinner's ready!
FRANK: Let's begin.
(Everyone sits around the table. Kruger recognized Kramer from "The Meat Slicer" episode..) KRUGER: Dr.. Van Nostrand?
KRAMER: Uh.. that's right.
(Cut to Frank)
FRANK: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear
about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
GEORGE: Oh, God.
FRANK: (To George) Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.
(Frank sits down, Jerry gives a face that says "That's a shame". Gwen walks in)
GWEN: Jerry!
JERRY: Gwen! How'd you know I was here?
GWEN: Kramer told me.
KRAMER: Another Festivus miracle!
(Jerry gives Kramer a death stare. He shuts up. Gwen notices Elaine)
GWEN: I guess this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about.
ELAINE: Hey, I was in a shvitz for 6 hours. Give me a break.
(Gwen leaves, Jerry follows)
JERRY: Gwen. Gwen, wait! Ah! (runs back to his seat) Bad lighting on the porch.
ELAINE: (To bookie) Hey, how'd my horse do?
BOOKIE: He had to be shot.
FRANK: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.
GEORGE: Not the feats of strength..
FRANK: This year, the honor goes to Mr. Kramer.
KRAMER: Uh-oh. Oh, gee, Frank, I'm sorry. I gotta go. I have to work a double shift at H&H.
JERRY: I thought you were on strike?
KRAMER: Well, I caved. I mean, I really had to use their bathroom. Frank, no offence, but this holiday is a little (makes a series of noises) out there.
GEORGE: Kramer! You can't go! Who's gonna do the feats of strength?
(Exit Kramer)
KRUGER: (Sipping liquor from a flask) How about George?
FRANK: Good thinking, Kruger. Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
GEORGE: Oh, please, somebody, stop this!
FRANK: (Taking off his sweater) Let's rumble!
(Cuts to an outside view of the Costanza's house)
ESTELLE: I think you can take him, Georgie!
GEORGE: Oh, come on! Be sensible.
FRANK: Stop crying, and fight your father!
GEORGE: Ow! .. Ow! I give, I give! Uncle!
FRANK: This is the best Festivus ever!
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Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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The sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!
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"...Look, its the assman..."
"Hey the assman's in town..."
"Ya got that straight!"
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I can do six weeks standing on my head. I'm a sexual camel.
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George
: I risked MY life, making sure that exit was clear! Any other questions?!
Jerry
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George
: It’s not easy…
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!
and don't forget "very refreshing!"
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"ya can't have that one Kramer...It's the super soaker 2000, they use that for hosing down the elephants at the zoo"
"I got to have it I need more pressure!"
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JERRY: But I get upset, I've yelled. You've heard me yell.
GEORGE: Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch.
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey.
JERRY: Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food. Now shut that door and get the hell out of here!
KRAMER: (Laughing) What is that, a new bit?
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My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
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George: "I can sense the slightest human suffering..."
Jerry: "Are you sensing anything right now??!"
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Look at us. We are not men.
No, we're not.
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"I love you."
"Yhea, I know, I heard you the first time."
Now that is cold.
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Nobody carries wallets anymore. They went out with powdered wigs
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Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
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"
It's only for three days. Today's over and we have tomorrow. We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really."
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Pen"
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It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you substract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes."
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Pen"
Yeah, pretty quiet at work today...
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George on Jerry's answering machine:
"This is George....I've got nothing to say."
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"The monkey started it!"
"Kramer, he's an inocent primate."
"But so am I!"
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'Seinfeld' Festivus display vies with Nativity:
http://www.cnn.com/...stivus.ap/index.html
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"I can't believe we're going dancing."
"You don't go that often?"
"No, because it's so stupid."
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"You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!"
- George, trying to get rid of his current girlfriend, in "The Outing"
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This has got to be driving Tom D. crazy...
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It's go time.
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This has got to be driving Tom D. crazy...
I hope he doesn't put the kibosh on us. "No soup for you! Come back in one year"
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I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me', it's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."
- George, in "The Stranded"
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!
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"Moops!"
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"You're a shmoopy."
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"You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!"
- George, trying to get rid of his current girlfriend, in "The Outing"
"It's a write-off for them."
"How is it a write-off?"
"They just write it off."
"Write it off what?"
"Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
"You don't even know what a write-off is."
"Do you?"
"No, I don't."
"But they do. And they're the ones writing it off."
"I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Package"
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...And you want to be my latex salesman.
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Any body out there purchased the 9 dvd Seinfeld collection? I have seen this on ebay and other online sources recently.
I assume it is someone that has vcr'd every episode then burnt them to DVD. For around $100 it seems like the bargin of the century for a hardcore fan like myself, considering the price per series of the official DVD's.
Would appreciate any feedback on others purchasing experiences.
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I don't know about the "bootlegs," but to get all the dvd's, I plan to wait until Blockbuster gets them all and then rent them and rip them to my own dvd discs.
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Goodnight, Jugdish.
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"I am not giving you my code."
"I'll bet I can guess it."
"Yeah, right."
"Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?"
- George and Kramer, in "The Secret Code"
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