Guys, I really have to poop. But I have to get my morning ride in, plus a short transition run after. What should I do?
A) poop then ride/run. This invites the "did I wipe well enough" problem. Because nobody likes cheek burn.
B) ride, poop, then run. This, too, invites the "wipe" problem.
C) ride, run, then poop. Removes the issue of wiping well enough, but introduces the "how long can I clench" conundrum.
D) ride until I can't hold it, poop mid-ride, run. Seems to me to be the worst choice as it encompasses both of the aforementioned issues.
Thanks. I've got Devilman half-lite next weekend and want to make sure I'm in peak condition.
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Yes, I know it's grammatically incorrect. Blame AOL and their 90s-era character limits.
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A) poop then ride/run. This invites the "did I wipe well enough" problem. Because nobody likes cheek burn.
B) ride, poop, then run. This, too, invites the "wipe" problem.
C) ride, run, then poop. Removes the issue of wiping well enough, but introduces the "how long can I clench" conundrum.
D) ride until I can't hold it, poop mid-ride, run. Seems to me to be the worst choice as it encompasses both of the aforementioned issues.
Thanks. I've got Devilman half-lite next weekend and want to make sure I'm in peak condition.
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Yes, I know it's grammatically incorrect. Blame AOL and their 90s-era character limits.
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