devashish_paul wrote:
randymar wrote:
devashish_paul wrote:
OK, first of all, you are not the best man...in essence you're a replaceable second tier guy in the pecking order.
That being said, how do the bridesmaids look? Any of them worth a good shagging by a "could been" Ironman, if you fail to qualify?
The larger question is whether the aforementioned bridesmaids will still be hot and available at the 10th anniversary party. in which case, if he qualifies, he can hold out 10 years for that hypothetical opportunity. People keep trying to qualify for Kona for 10 years, surely he can hold out on the entire bridesmaid fun for a decade?
Just for fun. Let's blend BOTH scenarios: Let qualifies for Kona, passes on the wedding AND the marriage doesn't work out
It's quite possible that he could go to his buddy's 2nd wedding [probably to a bridesmaid] and bang the
first wife, without having to wait 10 years
BTW: D'Wife & I have been married 22½ years, and haven't had any 10th, 15th or 20th Anniversary parties ... Is that a thing now?
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