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Cervelofella
Oct 6, 08 19:39
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My Girlfriend wants me to go hairless......WTF
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So I get home from work tonight and grab my stuff to head out the door to the pool when she says "Hey CF, I have a present for you". A bit surprised due to the fact that I had been in the dog house for a few days (another story that I won't even get into), she handed me a bottle of this Nair Shoulder to Toe stuff.
"What am I to do with that" I asked. She smiled and said that it was time I stopped shaving just my legs and went totally hairless. Now, I have to say that I am apt to try anything just like the next guy, but this talk of complete hairlessness gave me a sinking feeling in more than just my stomach.
Anyway, I am sitting here in the parking lot hacking some ones wireless connection and typing this afraid to head back to the apartment.
Suggestions?
Sincerely,
Hairless in Atlanta
allenpg
Oct 6, 08 19:53
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Dude, I actually had to check the Nair product line to see if they have a Shoulder to Toe version...:) I've got some Nair for Men. Never tried it. My girlfriend just insists I shave my legs more often, because I get prickly. I just want to know how she went from having you in the doghouse to this. Sounds like she's got some weird fetish...:)
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EatSleepTri
Oct 6, 08 19:53
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I don't know about using the Nair -- those chemicals can be nasty.
However, I think this is a Savage Love moment: GGG -- Good, Giving, and Game.
I'm sure that you can think of some way for her to reciprocate... what is your downside?
Shama
Oct 6, 08 19:59
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For me to fully respond to this would require a forum with a parental control.
DO IT! Its the best thing that you could do. If your girl wants you to do it....DO IT! That means that your hair in certain places might have been holding her back. If she likes you with less hair, that might mean there will be "more" revealed for her to like!
Shave everything, and shave often. If you are a pasty white guy like me...tan a little...try to smooth out those tan lines.
The Metro has spoken...
TomP_imc
Oct 6, 08 19:59
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Hi,
Somewhat fearful to comment on this one.
As one said previously, this does give you a conciderable amount of reciprocal leverage.
........walking away
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bikescott
Oct 6, 08 20:00
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It grows back....what is there to worry about?
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Tom Demerly
Oct 6, 08 20:02
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Huge.
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matti58
Oct 6, 08 20:08
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This is just her gentle way of saying that she really finds you disgusting. She probably figures that any change-up can't be worse than the status quo. Go for it.
Zucharelli
Oct 6, 08 20:09
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PRICELESS....a greatest hit!
Send her my way if you decide not to jump in with both feet.
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Zucharelli
Oct 6, 08 20:10
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This is just her gentle way of saying that she really finds you disgusting. She probably figures that any change-up can't be worse than the status quo. Go for it.
I almost blew out a mouthful of chocolate milk reading this one!
enduroevo
Oct 6, 08 20:13
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Dude, I can totally relate to your situation and let me tell you it is 100% worth it. Well, a quick correction, I never went totally balls-to-the-wall hairless if you catch my drift but definetly most all areas and the majority of chicks really dig it....I've only heard good things anyway :)
p.s. I second everyone elses responses, anything that gets your girlfriend wanting your bod more is gonna result in a lot more bootay, can't hurt right :-)
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Oct 6, 08 20:15
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My 2 cents....
Go hairless, but dont use nair. That stuff can be irritating in certain places. Buy a good razor and just keep shaving.
Complacency Kills.
Zucharelli
Oct 6, 08 20:16
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Think you got the product wrong:
NAIR BARE BODY & UNDERARMS
Nothing feels as good as silky skin. Sensitive areas need special attention to stay smooth and conditioned. And Nair® fills that need without the problems that shaving can cause (nicks, cuts, razor bumps).
YOWZA
tigerzcrib
Oct 6, 08 20:41
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I hope you're not planning on applying it at the pool. That's just creepy.
CaptainCanada
Oct 6, 08 21:49
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All I know is that areas that are hairless get more frequent `special attention`.
Hairless works.
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secondwind
Oct 6, 08 21:49
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I use veet in the race season on the legs. I get crazy irritated when I use a razor on my legs for whatever reason. I don't think I could go completely hairless though. That just sounds like too much work.
Styk33
Oct 6, 08 21:53
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Scrap the Nair and just get waxed. Faster, easier and more thorough.
Waxing allows for a few weeks of hair free attitude and no razors to waste your time in the shower.
Most girls think it is hot, the ones that don't usually don't strike my fancy anyways.
Oh, Nair really sucks.
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Tri N OC
Oct 6, 08 22:25
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I will sound the only note of caution on this thread. Think carefully about why you were in the dog house. Major screw up? Accumulation of smaller screw ups? This could be the beginning of an EPIC payback prank.
If you think you are in the clear, why not?
sab2go
Oct 6, 08 23:57
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Dude don't just shave.
WAX everything! Rid yourself of that hair stuff...such an atrocity.
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fulla
Oct 7, 08 0:42
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go hairless if u wanna look like a 9 yr old boy...
NamssoB
Oct 7, 08 2:40
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Maybe that's the point. ;-)
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Oct 7, 08 4:29
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Huge
I don't know, but removing the hair should at least make it look bigger.
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ShoMyOFace
Oct 7, 08 4:43
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Rambling thoughts:
She likes young boys
Have her shave you
Does she want it to look longer
Is she hairless
Sweet..........
It'll itch.............!!
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djccgc
Oct 7, 08 4:52
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good news is you have not completely lost your manhood. bad news is your about to. there is no need to shave anything. other than personal preference for grooming reasons there is no need. WIth that said if you are doing it for your lady because she likes it have at it.
as for those who think most ladies like shaved dudes.... where do you get that idea? most dont like hairy beasts but same is true for those who have no hair. everything in moderation is a safe way to go.
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Oct 7, 08 6:14
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As a woman this is true. She wants you hairless, do it b/c you love her and it makes her happy. Trust me you'll be in the dog house less often.
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