It looks to me that Lance Armstrong has become the new Chuck Norris...
Quick Facts:
- If you have five dollars and Lance Armstrong has five dollars, Lance Armstrong has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Lance Armstrong's computer. Lance Armstrong is always in control.
- Apple pays Lance Armstrong 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Lance Armstrong can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Lance Armstrong can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Lance Armstrong is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Lance Armstrong destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Quick Facts:
- If you have five dollars and Lance Armstrong has five dollars, Lance Armstrong has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Lance Armstrong's computer. Lance Armstrong is always in control.
- Apple pays Lance Armstrong 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Lance Armstrong can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Lance Armstrong can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Lance Armstrong is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Lance Armstrong destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Please add to the list...