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alex_m

May 10, 09 9:40

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... not that I care, or that it matters, but I stumbled upon this golden nugget of Euro wisdom from the Official Rules of the European Cyclist group on Facebook

Quote:
The key to the euro cyclist is to be ridiculously stylish, with a layed back attitude, but still ride well. If you're thinking you're intense, regularly updating your status on slowtwich to say how many hours you've ridden that day, you're moving in the wrong direction.

It made me laugh so hard that some of my double espresso (short) came out my nose.

For the record, I just came back from an easy 35 Km LSD run at 4min/Km pace and made sure to wear my Newtons, 2XU compression socks, Fuel Belt, 2009 Boston Marathon tech shirt (day glow yellow thank you very much) and M-dot visor - while only giving the "no eye contact hand signal acknowledgment" to other Newton clad runners I crossed paths with.

Please discuss.

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uli

May 10, 09 10:35

Post #2 of 39 (2520 views)
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I think we've already 'discussed' that last year.

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Herbert

May 10, 09 10:36

Post #3 of 39 (2520 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

As someone who grew up in Europe and raced in Europe and the USA, it always strikes me funny that quite a few people who see themselves as Euro Cyclists are usually neither from Europe, nor a serious cyclist. Kind of like little kids wanting to be Superman. Just because you have a red cape (riding without a helmet) doesn't make you Superman.

:-)

Along those lines, I do not see myself as a Euro cyclist either, I am a guy who likes to ride bikes.


jackmott

May 10, 09 11:35

Post #4 of 39 (2408 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

youve got way too much shit on

fuel belt? seriously?

that is for old ladies pretneding to lose weight while they walk 3 miles with a gallon of gatorade
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jackmott

May 10, 09 11:40

Post #5 of 39 (2390 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [Herbert] [In reply to] Can't Post

are euro cyclists, serious cyclists?


In Reply To:
As someone who grew up in Europe and raced in Europe and the USA, it always strikes me funny that quite a few people who see themselves as Euro Cyclists are usually neither from Europe, nor a serious cyclist. Kind of like little kids wanting to be Superman. Just because you have a red cape (riding without a helmet) doesn't make you Superman.

:-)

Along those lines, I do not see myself as a Euro cyclist either, I am a guy who likes to ride bikes.
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rear wheel disc ALWAYS http://www.wheelbuilder.com if poor front wheel whatever torodial rim wheel you want, or H3. deeper if yer faster shallower if yer slower tires - http://www.biketechreview.com has crr data, use it frames - position trumps aero trumps weight trumps paintjob trumps stiffness water bottle between your arms or not at all if its a sprint swimget some swim lessons, its cheaper than buying bike speed train more and HTFU


race100

May 10, 09 11:51

Post #6 of 39 (2363 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

I have noticed that my triathlete friends always post updates to facebook on what they they did that day, meanwhile my cyclist friends do no such thing


peterwong

May 10, 09 13:03

Post #7 of 39 (2272 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [jackmott] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
youve got way too much shit on

fuel belt? seriously?

that is for old ladies pretneding to lose weight while they walk 3 miles with a gallon of gatorade

:D


alex_m

May 10, 09 13:03

Post #8 of 39 (2272 views)
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Not big on sarcasm eh?

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bonk

May 10, 09 13:10

Post #9 of 39 (2254 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

Please confirm that your hand signal was discrete enough to be noticed only by the most discerning civilian bystander.


rroof

May 10, 09 13:17

Post #10 of 39 (2230 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [race100] [In reply to] Can't Post

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I have noticed that my triathlete friends always post updates to facebook on what they they did that day, meanwhile my cyclist friends do no such thing

LOL! I've noticed the same thing ... Roadie buddies might talk about the last race, crit, etc. Such a difference in the "racing" mentalities as well.
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Lactone

May 10, 09 13:43

Post #11 of 39 (2188 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [jackmott] [In reply to] Can't Post

Haha, that is some funny shit. Unless someone is running long distance in an isolated area, I don't get the fuel belts. I often run at Mission Bay in SD - a place with no shortage of water fountains - and I see many "serious looking" runners with fuel belts. WTF? I ran 22 miles this morning and brought 3 gels. They fit neatly in my back pocket. There was no need for a 5-lb psuedo Batman utility belt with 4 drink bottles and a Swiss army knife. It's even funnier to see people using fuel belts in races, where there are aid stations like every damn mile.


alex_m

May 10, 09 16:58

Post #12 of 39 (2002 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [tridon] [In reply to] Can't Post

The only people who can detect (read: are worthy enough of) my "no eye contact acknowledgments" are:
  1. Athletes training for an Iron distance event
  2. Athletes who can run a sub 34 minute 10 Km or a sub 2:45 marathon
  3. Chuck Norris
No exceptions.

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jackmott

May 10, 09 17:02

Post #13 of 39 (1997 views)
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In Reply To:
Not big on sarcasm eh?


im so huge on sarcasm you missed MINE

whoa
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Tri Gear: http://www.atctrishop.com
rear wheel disc ALWAYS http://www.wheelbuilder.com if poor front wheel whatever torodial rim wheel you want, or H3. deeper if yer faster shallower if yer slower tires - http://www.biketechreview.com has crr data, use it frames - position trumps aero trumps weight trumps paintjob trumps stiffness water bottle between your arms or not at all if its a sprint swimget some swim lessons, its cheaper than buying bike speed train more and HTFU


Herbert

May 10, 09 17:33

Post #14 of 39 (1934 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [race100] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
I have noticed that my triathlete friends always post updates to facebook on what they they did that day, meanwhile my cyclist friends do no such thing

I guess they only twitter then. :-)


ndenezzo

May 10, 09 17:36

Post #15 of 39 (1929 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
For the record, I just came back from an easy 35 Km LSD run at 4min/Km pace and made sure to wear my Newtons, 2XU compression socks, Fuel Belt, 2009 Boston Marathon tech shirt (day glow yellow thank you very much) and M-dot visor - while only giving the "no eye contact hand signal acknowledgment" to other Newton clad runners I crossed paths with.
The difference between the two:
Triathletes do LSD runs, the Euros run around high on LSD.


Fleck

May 10, 09 19:12

Post #16 of 39 (1800 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [race100] [In reply to] Can't Post

I have noticed that my triathlete friends always post updates to facebook on what they they did that day

I do that every now and then. Like today:

Drove to cottage. Dug 30 foot long trench for new water line. Helped brother and brother in-law with wiring for the kitchen re-model, then moved all the furniture onto the front porch prior to floor refinishing. Drove home. Late dinner. A beer. Foot-rub for MissP. Then bed!



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Trianthes

May 10, 09 19:31

Post #17 of 39 (1741 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [Fleck] [In reply to] Can't Post

love it ; )

but if I recall correctly, you need the foot rub . . . father's day is coming.


KeepOnGrinding

May 10, 09 20:08

Post #18 of 39 (1645 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [race100] [In reply to] Can't Post

I've noticed the same. It's sickening to me, the whole status thing needs to be removed. Who cares what you did today, and that your going to sleep- or that 5min ago you were having the worst day ever now your heading to the mall..... I could go forever.


justfast

May 10, 09 20:20

Post #19 of 39 (1619 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
... not that I care, or that it matters, but I stumbled upon this golden nugget of Euro wisdom from the Official Rules of the European Cyclist group on Facebook

Quote:
The key to the euro cyclist is to be ridiculously stylish, with a layed back attitude, but still ride well. If you're thinking you're intense, regularly updating your status on slowtwich to say how many hours you've ridden that day, you're moving in the wrong direction.

It made me laugh so hard that some of my double espresso (short) came out my nose.

For the record, I just came back from an easy 35 Km LSD run at 4min/Km pace and made sure to wear my Newtons, 2XU compression socks, Fuel Belt, 2009 Boston Marathon tech shirt (day glow yellow thank you very much) and M-dot visor - while only giving the "no eye contact hand signal acknowledgment" to other Newton clad runners I crossed paths with.

Please discuss.

What about white powder around the nostrils... is that Euro??


IKnowEverything

May 10, 09 21:35

Post #20 of 39 (1502 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [justfast] [In reply to] Can't Post

TOMMEKE TOMMEKE TOMMEKE!! (vat gameplay?)


persondude27

May 10, 09 22:15

Post #21 of 39 (1458 views)
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Quote:
What the hell do you think we have these finely toned calves for? Just to shave and lotion until they shine? My vote is to crush the Fred and offer him your bottle as you pass.

Classy! This is my vote.


caleb

May 10, 09 22:44

Post #22 of 39 (1433 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [alex_m] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
The only people who can detect (read: are worthy enough of) my "no eye contact acknowledgments" are:
  1. Athletes training for an Iron distance event
  2. Athletes who can run a sub 34 minute 10 Km or a sub 2:45 marathon
  3. Chuck Norris
No exceptions.

I don't see a necessary division between #1 and Jack Mott's "old ladies pretneding to lose weight while they walk 3 miles with a gallon of gatorade". In fact, they seem to overlap quite a bit. In other words, you must spend quite a bit of time waving at fat people.


Fleck

May 11, 09 5:04

Post #23 of 39 (1256 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [Trianthes] [In reply to] Can't Post

but if I recall correctly, you need the foot rub

Thanks. The bum foot is getting better. The human body's powers of recovery and repair are amazing if you give it time.

The training up-dates on Blogs, Facebook, Twitter get tiring. Some people can make them funny, such as "Hurricane" Bob Mina but for most it's blah, blah, blah! :)



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hgrong

May 11, 09 5:41

Post #24 of 39 (1181 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [KeepOnGrinding] [In reply to] Can't Post

Or you could just get off Facebook; which is childish anyhow.


admill

May 11, 09 6:05

Post #25 of 39 (1121 views)
Re: How (Euro) cyclists see triathletes [Fleck] [In reply to] Can't Post

In Reply To:
The training up-dates on Blogs, Facebook, Twitter get tiring. Some people can make them funny, such as "Hurricane" Bob Mina but for most it's blah, blah, blah! :)


I find it interesting what Ivan Basso, Mick Rogers or George Hincapie did for a training ride. What Joe Cat 3 or Joe Triathlete did, not interesting.

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