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binkley
Jul 26, 08 16:20
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Dad used to say, "not the sharpest pencil in the box"...
jenhs
Jul 26, 08 16:40
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Dumb as a bag of hair.
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Jul 26, 08 17:28
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- not all her puppies bark
- a few bricks short of a load
- not the sharpest knife in the drawer
slowbill
Jul 26, 08 17:34
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One McNugget short of a Happy Meal
Jacki&Boudreaux
Jul 26, 08 17:34
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* dumb as a box of rocks
* not the sharpest tool in the shed
* as fucked up as a wooden watch
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Cogito Ergo Zoom
slowguy
Jul 26, 08 17:45
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a few cards short of a deck
one can short of a six pack
dumber than a sack full of hammers
as useful as a poopy flavored lolipop
couldn't find his way out of a paper bag
dumb as a stump (post)
few fries short of a Happy meal
sharp as a marble
not the brightest bulb on the tree
not the brightest crayon in the box
a few sandwiches short of a picnic
Slowguy
(insert pithy phrase here...)
Dead Horse
Jul 26, 08 18:05
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Two tacos short of a platter....
One cannot enlighten the unconscious.
Stuff that rocks: <fawning links here>
dbh1
Jul 26, 08 18:17
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Elevator doesn't go to the top floor
Didn't bring all the groceries home from the store
Useful as a screen door on a submarine
M4044AG'er
Jul 27, 08 7:03
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"He couldn't poor the piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom!"
"His daddy jacked off in a flower pot and raised a blooming idiot!"
"He's as 'bout as useful as tits on a nun!"
Hurry Up Every Chance You Get
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Alibabwa
Jul 27, 08 12:24
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Said by a particularly clueless friend of a friend: "I'm not the sharpest cookie in the drawer."
Swee
Jul 27, 08 12:27
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"In a drawer full of knives, she's a spoon."
lunchbox
Jul 27, 08 12:52
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as dumb as a box of shit
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If I don't, who will?
Quo Vadimus
Jul 27, 08 12:56
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Not using the whole cassette.
I miss you "Sports Night"
Larry Himmel
Jul 27, 08 13:34
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doesn't have both oars in the water.
couldn't melt hot butter.
couldn't find his ass with both hands.
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground and falls in the hole.
lights on, no one home.
doesn't know shit from Shineola.
dumb as dog shit.
dbh1
Jul 27, 08 15:24
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as mangled by a co-worker: "Lights are on, but nobody lives there"
Goat_Herder
Jul 27, 08 20:24
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As useful as a hip pocket in a singlet.
As handy as an arse pocket in a pair of underpants.
If brains were electricity, he would be a walking power blackout.
kdw
Jul 28, 08 4:22
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Said by a coach after a particularly slow effort on an interval:
"One million sperm, and YOU were the fastest?"
broadbill
Jul 28, 08 5:45
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"He/She is about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest"
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Bob Loblaw
Jul 28, 08 7:23
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these are good.
i've always been a 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' guy, but could consider switching to the mcnuggets one.
in french there's an expression, "he didn't invent hot water" which i like. means the same thing, perhaps if i was brighter i'd understand why.
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Tridiot
Jul 28, 08 8:12
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Heard many of the above before, but I've enjoyed when they are mixed.
"Not the sharpest bulb in the box" "Not the brightest tool in the shed" etc. They are funny, and confuse some of the other "smart" people in the group.
cartsman
Jul 28, 08 8:18
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One sandwich short of a picnic
As sharp as a spoon
Thick as pigshit
Dapper Dan
Jul 28, 08 8:28
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His mind runs on at 300KHz clock....
....maybe you have to be a computer engineer for that to be funny.
glitch
Jul 28, 08 8:52
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One brick short of being trained for a triathlon?
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there was no one chasing us... distance is its own reward.
feman
Jul 28, 08 8:54
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his/her tray is not in the upright and locked position...
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PollyG
Jul 28, 08 9:09
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Not the brightest bulb on the tree.........
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