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IAMike
Jul 28, 08 9:14
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"He's as 'bout as useful as tits on a nun!"
I always thought it was "tits on a boar". Hmm.
Helitech
Jul 28, 08 9:18
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Dumb as dirt ( we're not talkin top soil )
" one of my boss's favorites " That guy was a motherless bastard .
Drivin south to his house , peoples eyes grow closer together
Daughters look like Moms .
RA in BC
Jul 28, 08 10:35
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"if brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow the prick off a mosquito"
that comes from my mom.
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Katy
Jul 28, 08 10:46
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As sharp as a beach ball.
Quick as molasses going uphill in January.
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Lazy Ben
Jul 28, 08 11:32
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One hair short of a merkin
Forget speedwork. Speedwork is the icing on the cake and you don't have a cake yet. - MattinSF
waterdog
Jul 28, 08 14:53
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Ah, my country born and raised grandmother would have said,
"As useless as tits on a boar hog."
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It could be that the sole purpose of your life is simply to serve as a warning to all others.
saltman
Jul 28, 08 16:15
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Re: best "one brick short" line... [IAMike]
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I like "tits on a nun" better
....said in reference to my college roomates skillz (or lack thereof) with the ladies.
"Smooth bro, smooth as gravel."
Danno
Jul 28, 08 17:08
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Had a few too many spots rubbed off his dice.
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Bluefan75
Jul 28, 08 17:33
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Courtesy of my fiance.....the driveway doesn't go all the way to the road.
"I can endure more pain than anyone you've ever met. That's why I can beat anyone I've ever met." Steve Prefontaine, Without Limits
Runski
Jul 28, 08 17:34
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Not the hottest Pop Tart in toaster.
drake
Jul 28, 08 17:53
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If he had another brain cell it would be lonesome.............
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Jul 29, 08 2:31
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one pube short of a shower drain......
i reject your reality and substitute my own
Adam Savage
Guns don't kill people... Quick releases kill people
dbh1
Jul 29, 08 18:09
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"Smooth bro, smooth as gravel."
As smooth as Ex-Lax.
TTBooooda
Jul 30, 08 5:18
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just heard yesterday.
"it's not the arrow, it's the indian"
Good stuff.
ryanholi0
Jul 30, 08 9:03
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Queer as a football bat....
Brent F
Jul 30, 08 12:09
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My daugther was recently talking to who did something real silly then told everyone "I'm not the sharpest cookie on the shelf".
Gazelle
Jul 30, 08 12:44
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"all hat and no cattle"
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Danno
Jul 30, 08 15:20
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"all hat and no cattle"
Along the same lines:
He's got a ten gallon hat on a two gallon head.
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