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What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses?

 

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Willrace4food

Jul 31, 08 14:28

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What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? Can't Post

You know, the wraparound kind, especially super-duper-dilly cool in white ?

Example below:

http://www.hisunglasses.com/...s-8021b-p-13776.html


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cuds

Jul 31, 08 14:32

Post #2 of 49 (1035 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

What's with chicks wearing ridonkulously huge sunglasses?
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fitzie

Jul 31, 08 14:38

Post #3 of 49 (1026 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

They are gay?



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last tri in 83

Jul 31, 08 14:44

Post #4 of 49 (1016 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

bad fashion phase

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last tri in 83

Jul 31, 08 14:47

Post #5 of 49 (1010 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

cool since the 80's




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(This post was edited by last tri in 83 on Jul 31, 08 15:35)


teknoslug

Jul 31, 08 15:20

Post #6 of 49 (982 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

The way they are designed is to make a woman's face thinner (illusion).
I wear them to make fun of women who wear them. A joke thats lost on most people.


Hid

Jul 31, 08 15:32

Post #7 of 49 (967 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

Some of the people wearing these glasses look like they bought them from Disney Land.


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Monk

Jul 31, 08 15:35

Post #8 of 49 (963 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [cuds] [In reply to] Can't Post


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What's with chicks wearing ridonkulously huge sunglasses?

 

That I think I can answer. Just my theory.

There are many different subtle dimensions/features that go into making a pleasing looking chick face. The more you can cover up, the better chance that the remaining features will be overall attractive. With big sunglasses, you can hide unpleasing eyes, eyebrows, nose--really about 1/3 of the face. Its like seeing a girl with a nice figure from behind, and maybe really nice hair and clothes, and then she turns around and her face is not all that your mind imagined. Same for men, except that we are all mostly pretty hot.


(This post was edited by Monk on Jul 31, 08 15:38)


1K Island

Jul 31, 08 15:39

Post #9 of 49 (959 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

Those glasses are just plain ugly. But...fashion changes. I'm a bit of a sunglasses whore, have been since the 80's when I lived at 8000' in way too much snow. I still have some of the glasses that were considered tres cool back then, and they are huge and ugly. I have some from the recent fashion mistakes, thin granny looking ones. Styles change, and although most things look great on those DKNY or Prada models, us regular dudes just look like dorks in those things.


kittycat

Jul 31, 08 15:41

Post #10 of 49 (954 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [cuds] [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
What's with chicks wearing ridonkulously huge sunglasses?

 
if Jackie O did it, every woman can do it.

as for men, it's not right. stick to the pilots please.


last tri in 83

Jul 31, 08 15:41

Post #11 of 49 (953 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Monk] [In reply to] Can't Post

my theory is we are about the re-live a faux camelot, so the Jackie-O look is in.

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Monk

Jul 31, 08 15:53

Post #12 of 49 (947 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [kittycat] [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To

In Reply To
What's with chicks wearing ridonkulously huge sunglasses?

 
if Jackie O did it, every woman can do it.

as for men, it's not right. stick to the pilots please.

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mccannathon

Jul 31, 08 15:56

Post #13 of 49 (941 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

Dude, Elton John called. He wants his sunglasses back.



last tri in 83

Jul 31, 08 16:46

Post #14 of 49 (914 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Monk] [In reply to] Can't Post

KC is the female version of me. we posted the exact same thing at the exact same time.

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Monk

Jul 31, 08 17:08

Post #15 of 49 (900 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [last tri in 83] [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm sorry, but I have already made my decision.


Race Bannon

Jul 31, 08 19:05

Post #16 of 49 (844 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

You can see them in real life situations at www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com every tool on that site has 10 pair at home.


dennis

Jul 31, 08 20:46

Post #17 of 49 (819 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

Who cares. I have many more important worries than judging people


cuds

Jul 31, 08 21:07

Post #18 of 49 (809 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [dennis] [In reply to] Can't Post

Then why even comment... or step into this forum for that matter?
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lunchbox

Jul 31, 08 21:17

Post #19 of 49 (807 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [cuds] [In reply to] Can't Post

It's passive-aggressive nonjudmental judging: by telling us he's beyond it, he's telling us he has judged us boorish in comparison to his enlightenment.


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mccannathon

Aug 1, 08 10:42

Post #20 of 49 (683 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Race Bannon] [In reply to] Can't Post

WOW, I love the http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ site.

This has probably been posted before, but listen to Douchiest Phone Message in History, you can be sure he is wearing those sunglasses.


Demagogue

Aug 1, 08 10:48

Post #21 of 49 (678 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Willrace4food] [In reply to] Can't Post

The guys that wear these are the same ones that wear women's jeans and get manicures and fake tans.


HeartlessNomad

Aug 1, 08 12:52

Post #22 of 49 (648 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [cuds] [In reply to] Can't Post

Who cares, all I know is most of them are sluts and put out

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cuds

Aug 1, 08 13:14

Post #23 of 49 (639 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [HeartlessNomad] [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
Who cares, all I know is most of them are sluts and put out

In Reply To
What's with chicks wearing ridonkulously huge sunglasses?

 

  bahahaha, true enough. I guess after work I'll make my way to the mall so that I can publicize myself (maybe not so much the sluttyness, but the putting out... teehee) ;)
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Katy

Aug 1, 08 14:29

Post #24 of 49 (421 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [HeartlessNomad] [In reply to] Can't Post

all I know is most of them are sluts and put out


So what exactly is the ratio of sunglass size to sluttiness? I want to make sure I am wearing the proper dimensions for my level of putoutedness. Sadly I misplaced my Coach glasses during my move last weekend and am now back to wearing my smaller Gucci glasses until I can find them. But I don't plan to cut back on getting lucky.
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HeartlessNomad

Aug 1, 08 14:56

Post #25 of 49 (410 views)
Re: What's with guys wearing huge chick sunglasses? [Katy] [In reply to] Can't Post

OK u asked.... ;)

open your mouth as wide as u can, lense has to be larger then the opening. This way a good portion of your face is covered and I dont have to deal with it and can focus strictly on what your mouth can do for me.

</looks over shoulder to make sure GF isnt around/>
she beats me for making comments like this

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