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"Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . .

 
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erichollins

Feb 18, 06 17:05

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"Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . Can't Post
That is just one of many humorous and/or grotesque stories from this great thread that I found at The Student Doctor Network:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985&page=1

It's a thread about the things that resident ER doctors learn from their patients. I've read the entire thread and I've wasted many hours enjoying these great stories. I figured that I would share and further decrease the productivity of people that read this forum.

Thanks.
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Patience isn't a virtue. Patience is a waste of my time.
http://trainingoferic.blogspot.com/

(This post was edited by erichollins on Feb 18, 06 19:03)


vols fan

Feb 18, 06 18:45

Post #2 of 7 (656 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into you vagina will not help you conceive". . . [erichollins] [In reply to] Can't Post
Thanks for the link. I sent it on to a doctor friend of mine. I have laughed out loud too many times, I'm glad I'm at home and not at work.
_______________________
"I really don't think life is about the I-could-have-beens. Life is only about the I-tried-to-do. I don't mind the failure but I can't imagine that I'd forgive myself if I didn't try."
Nikki Giovanni-Poet (1943-)


Record10Carbon

Feb 18, 06 19:10

Post #3 of 7 (646 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . [erichollins] [In reply to] Can't Post
I have two really close freinds who are ER Docs....my god the stories they have....with XRays to back them up!


sphere

Feb 18, 06 19:35

Post #4 of 7 (633 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . [erichollins] [In reply to] Can't Post
A woman told me she used to drink kerosene and sugar to cure nosebleeds. Not the first bizarre home remedy I've heard in this business.



"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will


Jeremy K

Feb 19, 06 17:31

Post #5 of 7 (489 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . [erichollins] [In reply to] Can't Post
This one is my favorite so far...

"If you are 13 and feeling....experimental....Don't use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out.

Furthermore, it will be difficult to explain to your step-father when he discovers you how you became 'tethered' to the sink by the dish hose.

You'll have to have it surgically removed. And I'm betting nobody will volunteer to do the dishes ever again..."



Wow!!


erichollins

Feb 19, 06 17:34

Post #6 of 7 (486 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . [NeedMoreEngine] [In reply to] Can't Post
I think my favorite one so far is the army colonel who stuck his pager up his ass and then the medical staff got the number for the page and amused themselves for hours by watching the colonel jump whenever they paged him.
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Patience isn't a virtue. Patience is a waste of my time.
http://trainingoferic.blogspot.com/


Jeremy K

Feb 19, 06 18:37

Post #7 of 7 (461 views)
Re: "Sticking chicken into your vagina will not help you conceive". . . [NeedMoreEngine] [In reply to] Can't Post
"An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door."



Just another reasonn to hate cats.