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Record10Carbon

Aug 16, 08 12:19

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So, watching with excited anticipation and nerves of steel for the final word on "Bigfoot" to be proven real, I was again sick with disgust as it seems to be yet another redneck plan to fool the world into thinking a costume and some opossum DNA was bigfoot...but I digress.


Now, being as I am not a redneck I have come up with what I consider a fail proof plan - but I will need some investors who are able to keep on the down low. The profits will come from the National Enquirer, Weekly World News or CNN...you know - a less than reputable news source.

So, we all know that "Mr. Big" is ape like. What is so funny is that the rednecks who keep finding "Mr. Big" are so drunk at the start of their plans they never think to do thing like - take off their boots and put on the costume ape feet from the rental store, or forget to zip the back of the suit (and that would be a real mess if a space ship was to find them again as I hear the anal probe hurts).

So, we order an ape from Africa and have it (pre-dead) shipped to a place in Canada. We then have a Canadian Plastic Surgeon do a few small changes to the beast (I have to think that about $100 should get this handled as I hear they dont make much up there with the social heath care).

We then stuff the creature into a plastic lined wood crate and put him on ice. Once done we let out the news that we have found Bigfoot and provide one really poor quality image - and let the bids come in....is this brilliant or what? I was thinking that maybe we stuff its gullet with baby seal carcases for good measure.

Now, once we get the multi-millions from what ever "News" source is willing to pay for the photos (much like Brad'Jala's babies) we pack up and move to a non extradition country and leave "Mr. Big" at the Ripley's museum with a large "NOT" sign.


I think it will work.


(This post was edited by Record10Carbon on Aug 16, 08 12:19)


Hid

Aug 16, 08 12:21

Post #2 of 9 (446 views)
Re: New plan to make MILLIONS...fail proof. Investors needed. [Record10Carbon] [In reply to] Can't Post
Have you been drinking?

"it's like information without the facts." - Mr. Tibbs

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Record10Carbon

Aug 16, 08 12:24

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Have you been drinking?
  Nope, came up with the idea at the dog park of all places.


Jagerstar

Aug 16, 08 12:35

Post #4 of 9 (438 views)
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I would like to responsible for clubbing the baby seals


Mr. Tibbs

Aug 16, 08 16:38

Post #5 of 9 (377 views)
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I'm in for $100 and the caputring of the ape.


Visionbuilder

Aug 16, 08 19:59

Post #6 of 9 (326 views)
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I'll forward the millions that I get from my new Nigerian friend to you, as soon as he sends that dang check!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The more I know, the less I understand


You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim!


YaHey

Aug 17, 08 8:49

Post #7 of 9 (268 views)
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Did they really find Bigfoot? Is the government hiding him?

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Visionbuilder

Aug 17, 08 12:51

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Did they really find Bigfoot? Is the government hiding him?
  Yes, and Mccain is a conservative.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The more I know, the less I understand


You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim!


Quo Vadimus

Aug 17, 08 14:44

Post #9 of 9 (219 views)
Re: New plan to make MILLIONS...fail proof. Investors needed. [Record10Carbon] [In reply to] Can't Post
If you post on a forum about how to make a "believable" bigfoot...you might be a redneck. ;)


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