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AmericanPeople
Nov 17, 09 20:23
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I ran out of hair-gel the other day. At the advanced age of 46, I am truly blessed to have a head full of hair. I’m a bargain shopper so I was at the local Walgreen’s looking for cheap hair gel. I found 6.8 FL OZ of got2b magnetic styling gel for $3.99. The Fructis brand was $4.99. So I was thinking: I could take the $1.00 savings and along with the change in my pocket buy a 24oz of Steel Reserve, which is exactly what I did.
Anyway, I get home, and I am reading the label of my new got2b magnetic styling gel and it says “
contains pheromones – a mans secret edge to make the ladies take notice”
“Cool” I think to myself,’ I’ve got a date with Ms. Hottie tonight, so maybe, along with my dashing good looks, these “Pheromones” can help advance my cause.
Anyway, we go to “The Grove” in LA on Friday night, have tickets for Pirate Radio and are walking through the Theatre. I notice, (and she notices) a total Homo checking me out. She says “Did you just see that!?!” I am like “yeah, I saw that.”
Anyway the same thing happened 3X more that evening: She got totally pissed off about the whole thing and questioned my sexuality because all the homos were checking me out. She accused me of being gay and now won’t return may calls.
I am totally not a homo.
So, for the dudes on this forum, be very careful with Pheromones
**all these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted. For assuredly, they had never met before**
IRONwolf
Nov 17, 09 20:43
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so did you hook up???
As it turns out, what you have is less important than what you do with it...
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Sausagetail
Nov 17, 09 21:34
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You should get a Harley or perhaps some kind of sports car to repair your masculinity. R10C has experience with this so maybe he'll chime in.
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Nov 18, 09 4:45
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Dang you must have applied it backwards.
Similar to the guy who kept having deer jump right in front of his car because he installed his deer repelling whistles pointing the wrong way.
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Nov 18, 09 5:10
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Great story. I don't think it was the pheromones though.
I think it's the gel. It's for the gays.
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JasoninHalifax
Nov 18, 09 5:26
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if you're 46 and using hair products, and you aren't on TV or in the movies, then that makes you gay. Might as well embrace it.
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Helitech
Nov 18, 09 5:56
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Anyway the same thing happened 3X more that evening: She got totally pissed off about the whole thing and questioned my sexuality because all the homos were checking me out. She accused me of being gay and now won’t return may calls.
I am totally not a homo.
So, for the dudes on this forum, be very careful with Pheromones
There is more to this , there has to be a dress , Voice , manorism clue .
I wore the Gay badge proudly in my 25-35 yr old range , when I refused to
be a boy toy for my friend's wife or bosses wife ... " he must be gay "
For MS. hottie to call you gay ,,, maybe you,re aimin too high doin the doggy style ?
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BarryP
Nov 18, 09 6:06
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I ran out of hair-gel the other day.
In all seriousness, I was going to respond after reading the first sentence, "You homo!," but decided I should read further. Turns out my first instinct was correct! ; ^ P
Only two types of men should be wearing hair gel: men under the age of 25, and gay men.
..............also, don't read my emoticon the wrong way. I am winking and sticking my tounge out, but I don't wear hair gel.
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Nov 18, 09 6:16
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Why would you want to go back on a date with a girl that clearly has no sense of humour at all??
Because she's hot? You're really 46?
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Nov 18, 09 12:01
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As a fellow 46 year old, you DO realize you are whining to an ST crowd that consists primarily of solid color only wearing jerseys, and many without hair? Those who do have hair, but don't realize they probably SHOULD do something with it before going out in public (even though they have probably heard similar comments from their wives, children, girlfriends, etc.).
Take it as a compliment...and if things don't work out with the hottie, you can always use the gays as a referral base (because many of them probably have a ton of female friends :-)
Seriously...you are 46 and you actually think the pheromone thing was working only on gays? Ms. Hottie sounds like a moron...is she really not calling you because she thinks you are gay, or maybe it is just a convenient excuse for her? ;-)
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Nov 18, 09 12:50
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is she really not calling you because she thinks you are gay, or maybe it is just a convenient excuse for her? ;-)
My thoughts exactly.
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AmericanPeople
Nov 19, 09 6:50
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Only two types of men should be wearing hair gel: men under the age of 25, and gay men.
Bullshit. Look at Johnny Depp: Like Mojo, Johnny is 46 years old. Like Mojo, Johnny obviously is using liberal amounts of hair gel. I'm sticking with the hair gel and I'll be gunning for Johnny's title next year.
**all these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted. For assuredly, they had never met before**
jar1635
Nov 19, 09 7:41
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but doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to handle a 24 oz. of Steel Reserve give him some amount of masculinity??
Willrace4food
Nov 19, 09 7:52
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Dude....obviously you need to pick up a younger hottie!!! I have one ten years younger than me, and for variety another that is 16 years younger than me, and you have three years on me, old man. Get out there
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Nov 19, 09 8:46
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unfortunately, I don't think my wife and daughters would be too happy with me if I did that. ;-)
Willrace4food
Nov 19, 09 8:50
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LOL!!!! This was directed at Mojo, but I understand your situation and completely agree with you!
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